Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Psychotic Weirdness ❯ Freaky Fox Girl ( Chapter 4 )

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---Forest---

"We're lost, aren't we?" Kimura asked.

"NO! I know where I'm going!" Rae yelled.

"No matter what you say, or what your powers are, you still don't know where we're going!"

"Yes, I do! Shutup!"

"We're lost!"

"No we're not! Shutup!"

"You know I'm right!"

"SHUTUP!"

"Baka!"

"Shutup! Let's just ask that person for directions!"

"See! WE are lost! You just admitted it!"

"Just shutup!"

"Hmph!"

There was indeed a person a few feet aaway form them. It was a demon girl with silver hair, gold eyes, silver fox ears, a silver fox tail, and wearing loose silver pants and top, with a purple belt. Rae and Kimura skipped over to the girl.

"Hi! I'm Rae!"

"I'm Kimura! Can you help us?"

"I'm Sukai. I'll see what I can do to help."

"Well, Rae got us lost-"

"SHUTUP!"

"So, now we're trying to find our way to the city so we can explore and talk to random people."

"Well, the city's that way, but you must do me a favor in return."

"What do you want?" Rae asked.

"I want you to go out with me."

Everything was silent for a long tim as Rae and Kimura stared in shock. Even the annoying birds had shutup.

"What. Did. You. Say?" Rae asked slowly.

"I said, that in return for me giving you directions, I want you to go out with me."

"WHAT!?" Rae yelled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Kimura screamed, "RUN AWAY!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"

And they ran away. But, when they looked behind them, they saw Sukai chasing them. They screamed again and began running faster with a push from Kimura's wind and Rae moving obstacles out of the way. As they ran, they had their eyes closed screaming, so they didn't see Kuwabara and ran right over him.

As they ran farther, they finally reached a clearing, where they saw Hiei, Yusuke, and Kurama standing there. They had heard the girls' screams and decided to wait for them to come there.

"GREEN!" Rae yelled, tackling him.

"SAMURAI-NINJA DUDE HIEI!" Kimura hollered, jumping on him.

"HELP!" They screamed just as Sukai came into the clearing.

"Get off," Kurama and Hiei growled to the still screaming girls on top of them.

They hopped off and glomped back on just as quickly when the boys stood up.

"What's wrong?" Kurama asked.

"That girl," Rae pointed to Sukai.

"She wants us to go out with her," Kimura said.

"Because she gave us directions."

"To the city."

"Who is this girl anyway?" Hiei asked.

"I'm Sukai, and what's teh deal with you guys and the girls?"

"Hey, doesn't she look a lot like Youko?" Yusuke pointed out.

"Youko? Oh, he's my little brother."

"SAY WHAT?!" Everyone yelled.

"You're Youko's sister?!" Kurama asked.

"yeah, but how do you guys know him?" She asked.

"Green's Youko."

"Rae!"

"Sorry, I told Green!"

"Ugh."

"What do you mean? That human isn't my brother."

Kurama sighed. Rae just had to blurt out his secretNow he had to prove that he was Youko. Not really, but it hurt his pride somewhat to be called a mere human being.

Kurama closed his eyes, and willed out Youko.

"Little brother!"Sukai exclaimed in surprise,"Why the hell are you human?"

"I got shot-"

"Stealing again?"

"-and I transferred my soul into the womb-"

"Womb!" Kimura exclaimed happily.

"-of a human woman."

"Women," Sukai repeated dreamily.

"Who are you?"

"I'm your sister."

"I never had a sister."

"You wouldn't remember 'cuz I'm your older sister. Plus, you died."

"Shutup, and I don't have a sister!"

"Yes you do! Because 'I' am your sister! You were still a pup when I left!"

"Really, prove it."

"A simple DNA test will do just that."

"No. Tell me or show me something I might remember about you."

"Okay, then give me back my locket."

"What locket?" Youko replied with shifty eyes.

"The locket with my friggin initials on it and its in your pocket, you jerk!"

Youko walked up to Sukai and gave the locket back reluctantly. She smiled and he looked pretty P.O'd at this point.

"Am I now proven to be your sister?"

"Yes," he said with frustration in his voic.

"Youko," Rae called, "What's with-"

"The locket?" Kimura finished.

"None of your business," Youko answered.

"Well, can you bring Green back? I miss him."

"No."

"Okay, maybe I should tell you that.. uh.. well."

"Tell me what?"

"YOUR SISTER'S GAY!" The two yelled.

"Is that true Sukai?"Youko asked.

"Yeah, the whole reason I'm here is because I was nice enought to give these two directions. So, I wanted something in return. What I wanted was for a date with the one with blue bangs," She explained, "Then they ran away screaming and trampled some ugly guy. I chased them and ended up here."

"Is that right?" Hiei asked, looking at Kimura.

"Yeah, that's what happened," Kimura answered, "Oh, Rae?"

"Si?"

"Why aren't you pummeling Youko?"

"Cuz' Youko and Green are the same. But, Green is Green and Youko is gold and Rae loves Green very much. Youko on the ohter hand is Green and Gold are different. Now Rae is going to be nice and love Green and Gold."

"Well, that's.... interesting," Yusuke said.

"I didn't understand a word she just said," Hiei stated.

"She loves Kurama and Youko," Sukai explained.

"Oh!" Everyone minus Sukai and Rae exclaimed.

"Why is it no one understands me?" Rae asked.

"Cuz you're stupid," Kimura replied.

"Am not! I"m just a hopeless romantic."

"I know what that's like," Sukai agreed.

"Really?!" Rae squealed.

"Yeah, don't worry about it, I understand you."

"You do?" Rae said, starry eyed. (Author's Note by Courtney the co-writer of this story and the person of bold letters: wait for it. evil smirk)

Sukai nodded, and Rae ran over to her side.

"You're my new BEST FRIEND!"

"That...hurt!" Sukai, Youko, and Hiei yelled.

"I'm your best friend! Hello! Remember me?!" Kimura hollered.

"Well, how come you don't understand me?" Rae argued.

"That's only half the time. And we've been friends for... like ever."

"Oh yeah! Well.... can she be our newest friend?"

"Don't see why not!"

"Yay!" Rae exclaimed hugging Sukai.(Author's Note by co-writer Courtney: Wait for it)

"So.... want to go out?" Sukai asked.(Author's Note by co-writer Courtney: And there you have it)

"Didn't we already go through this?"

"Fine. Want to hang out sometime?"

"Coolness!" The two pyschos exclaimed.

"So, want to head back to grandma's?"

"What about the baka?"

"Right here!" The baka called.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! HE'S EVEN UGLIER UP CLOSE!!!" Sukai shouted.

"RUN AWAY!!" The three yelled.

Before they could run, they were snatched up. Hiei had grabbed Kimura, while Youko grabbed Sukai and Rae. Well because Rae is shorter than Youko, he really lifted her off the ground.

"We're not going to waste our time looking for you lunatics again," Hiei said.

"Yeah, we're going to grandma's" Yusuke stated.

"Wow! She's cute!" Kuwabara hollered.

"Yuck, it's talking to me," Sukai said in disgust.

"So, sweety, what's your name?" He asked, holding her hand.

Then this happened. Sukai pulled out a frying pan, Rae summoned Chooch, and Kimura called BoBo. The three friends of chaos and torture, pummelled the foolish orange-haired baka.

"Cool!" Rae squealed.

"A frying pan!" Kimura shouted.

"Yeah, her name's Gertie."

"So freakin cool!" Rae screamed, "This is Chooch, my trusty sidekick."

"This is BoBo, my weapon of choice."

"That's so cool you guys!" Sukai exclaimed.

"I guess we're a team of loons."

"Yeahness!" Rae yelled.

The girls continued their conversation(if that's what you could call it.) about everything under the sun. While the guys were dumbfounded by the girls.

"They're too much alike," Hiei commented.

"Yeah, but that Sukai chick is even weirder," Yusuke stated.

"I expect it from those two, but Youko's sister..."

"Shutup Hiei! So my sister's ...oh what the hell, that girl's just crazy."

"No wonder they get along so well," Yusuke said, poking Kuwabara with his foot.

"What a dumb name," Youko said.

"What name?" Hiei asked.

"Gertie, that frying pan."

"It is stupid, but nobody cares."

"It's just so stupid."

"Is that so?!" Sukai yelled, "DON'T DISS THE PAN!"

"Oh, crap!" Youko exclaimed.

"Feel the almight power that is Gertie!"

Suddenly the pan grew huge, and Youko stood there in shocke. Everyone around him quickly moved away, then Gertie came slamming down on him.

"That just had to hurt,"Kimura winced.

Everyone nodded in agreement, wincing at Youko's twitching form.

"Okay, so let's go back to Genkai's" Rae and Kimura said.

-----Genkai's-----

"Ugh, I'm bored," Rae complained.

"Can we do something?" Kimura asked.

"Try being quiet," Hiei answered in a commanding tone.

"Let's go shopping," Rae said.

"Yay! Come on Sukai! RUN AWAY!"

Kimura and Sukair went running off, leaving the rest behind. Rae was just standing there in shock.

"But I don't want Sukai to come!" She complained, running after her two way-ward friends.

"DAMMIT!" Everyone yelled.

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