Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Random adventures to LA ❯ Russia Land of...Song and dance? ( Chapter 3 )
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By: Lily_the_Sugar_Goddess 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.31.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 289 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.31.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 289 | Status: Completed
Chapter three: Russia, Land of....Song and Dance???
Lily: HIYO^-~
Leala: -_-' Hi...
Kurama: *Runs past* GYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: o.0
Botan: *Runs of in same direction* WAIT FOR ME KURAMA-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: -_-'
Disclaimer: Lily: ....
Leala: -_-'
Lily: ^.~'
Leala: ...Lily doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho...
Lily: -_-' Damn you...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Botan: So then I walked over to him and said that I thought he was cute and he laughed and walked
away...that made me cry...Has that ever happened to you Kurama??
Kurama: *Not paying attention* Uh huh...
Botan: Don't you just hate it when things like that happen, it makes you want to hurt the stupid
guy because he's such a jerk, but first you want to go home and cry...
~Poor poor Yusuke~
Guy Beside Yusuke: And what about the airline food, it tastes like plastic...how do we know
plastic is plastic....what if it's metal...
Yusuke: *About to spirit gun himself in the head*
GBY: ...Who really named this thing...what happens if they named a horse a pig...
~Arriving in Russia~
Kuwabara: *Getting off plane* *looks around* I geuss Russia is a nice place...
Random Russian # 1: Ooooo a foreigner!!!! COME! Join us in a musical!!!!!
Kuwabara: o_0
RR#2: LIGHTS!!!!!!!!
*Lights dim, with a spotlight on RR#3*
RR#3: *To the tune of YMCA*
Japanese dude, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Japanese dude, pick yourself off the ground.
Kuwabara: o_0 I'm not on the ground...
RR#3:I said, Japanese dude, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Kuwabara: ...Isn't Russia a country?
Japanese dude, there's a place you can go.
I said, Japanese dude, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R!
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R!
Kuwabara: o_0 I thought it wasn't called the USSR anymore.
RR#4: It's for song purposes....
Kuwabara: o_0 okay...
RR#3: They have everything for Japanese dudes to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the Russians!
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Japanese dude, are you listening to me?
I said, Japanese dude, what do you want to be?
I said, Japanese dude, you can make real your dreams.
Kuwabara: *Starry eyed* My only dream is being with Yukina...
RR#3: o_0 ....
But you got to know this one thing!
No Japanese dude does it all by himself.
I said, Japanese dude, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the U-S-S-R.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
Kuwabara: ....*Starts to back away* *Runs back to plane* That was weird o_0...
~Hiei's sugarfilledness~
Hiei: *Pokes Yukina* ^_^
Yukina: o_0....Hi?
Hiei: *Poke* ^__^
Yukina: .....*tries to run but is stuck because of seatbelt* >.<
Hiei: *Poke poke*
~Never give Kurama pillows...~
Stewerdess: *Walking by with pillows*
Kurama: *Spots pillows* 00' *Grabs one*
Stewerdess: o_0
Botan: So then I gave him the dog back and he was so happy that I found it and- Kurama...What are
you doing?
Kurama: *Trying to suffocate self with pillow*
Botan: o_0
~Yusukes death...well almost...~
GBY: And then if Purple is blue and blue is pink and pink is yellow and yellow is orange and*keeps
going on*
Yuskue: *powering up spirit gun so he can shoot himself in the head*
Voice: We have just landed in LA, Please exit the plane in single file order.
Yusuke: 00' *Runs off of plane*
~Everyone's reunited...except Kuwabara~
Hiei: *Bounces of plane*
Yukina: o_0
Botan: o_0 ...what's wrong with him?
Yukina: -_-' Ice cream...
Botan: >.<
Kurama: *Still trying to suffocate self*
Stewerdess: Excuse me sir...You have to give back the pillow...
Kurama: ...Wait untill I kill myself then you can have it...
Stewerdess: *Snatches pillow*
Kurama: >.<
Yusuke: ....I swear...I really want to kill someone right now...
Kurama: *Glaring at Botan* I know how you feel...>.<
Botan: ^.^
Kurama: ...I'm gonna go....do something...
Botan: ^.~ I'll come too!
Kurama: NO! I mean...It's okay...you don't have to...*runs away before she can say anything*
~At the hotel~
Hiei: I am not sharing a room with any of you...
Yusuke: -_-' Too bad, we only have enough money to pay for three rooms
Botan: I'LL SHARE WITH KURAMA!!!!
Kurama: NO! I mean...that's okay...I think I'll share with...Yusuke! Ya that's it!
Botan: *Pouts*
Yusuke: o0
Botan: U.U Fine I'll share with Yukina.
Yukina: Uh...-_-' Okay fine
Hiei: o0 Doesn't that mean I get my own room
Yusuke: o0 I geuss it does...Where did Kuwabara go anyway?
Everyone: *Shrugs*
Yusuke: ...Whatever *Leaves for room*
~Kurama's hair care~
Yusuke: ...Kurama...What's with all the shampoo...
Kurama: *Unpacking suitcase filled with shampoo* ...I like my hair.
Yusuke: -_-' That's 50 bottles...
Kurama: So?
Yusuke: *Shrugs* I geuss that's why your hair smells different every day
Kurama: ...Why are you smelling my hair...
Yusuke: o0
*Awkward silence*
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Lily: Okay...screw the annoucers thing....
Leala: -_-'
Lily: ^^' ...The random word of the chapter is....Flubbagoose!
Leala: -_-' What the hell is wrong with you?!?!
Lily: ^^' I have issues...
Lily: HIYO^-~
Leala: -_-' Hi...
Kurama: *Runs past* GYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: o.0
Botan: *Runs of in same direction* WAIT FOR ME KURAMA-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: -_-'
Disclaimer: Lily: ....
Leala: -_-'
Lily: ^.~'
Leala: ...Lily doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho...
Lily: -_-' Damn you...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Botan: So then I walked over to him and said that I thought he was cute and he laughed and walked
away...that made me cry...Has that ever happened to you Kurama??
Kurama: *Not paying attention* Uh huh...
Botan: Don't you just hate it when things like that happen, it makes you want to hurt the stupid
guy because he's such a jerk, but first you want to go home and cry...
~Poor poor Yusuke~
Guy Beside Yusuke: And what about the airline food, it tastes like plastic...how do we know
plastic is plastic....what if it's metal...
Yusuke: *About to spirit gun himself in the head*
GBY: ...Who really named this thing...what happens if they named a horse a pig...
~Arriving in Russia~
Kuwabara: *Getting off plane* *looks around* I geuss Russia is a nice place...
Random Russian # 1: Ooooo a foreigner!!!! COME! Join us in a musical!!!!!
Kuwabara: o_0
RR#2: LIGHTS!!!!!!!!
*Lights dim, with a spotlight on RR#3*
RR#3: *To the tune of YMCA*
Japanese dude, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Japanese dude, pick yourself off the ground.
Kuwabara: o_0 I'm not on the ground...
RR#3:I said, Japanese dude, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Kuwabara: ...Isn't Russia a country?
Japanese dude, there's a place you can go.
I said, Japanese dude, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R!
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R!
Kuwabara: o_0 I thought it wasn't called the USSR anymore.
RR#4: It's for song purposes....
Kuwabara: o_0 okay...
RR#3: They have everything for Japanese dudes to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the Russians!
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Japanese dude, are you listening to me?
I said, Japanese dude, what do you want to be?
I said, Japanese dude, you can make real your dreams.
Kuwabara: *Starry eyed* My only dream is being with Yukina...
RR#3: o_0 ....
But you got to know this one thing!
No Japanese dude does it all by himself.
I said, Japanese dude, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the U-S-S-R.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
It's fun to stay at the U-S-S-R.
Kuwabara: ....*Starts to back away* *Runs back to plane* That was weird o_0...
~Hiei's sugarfilledness~
Hiei: *Pokes Yukina* ^_^
Yukina: o_0....Hi?
Hiei: *Poke* ^__^
Yukina: .....*tries to run but is stuck because of seatbelt* >.<
Hiei: *Poke poke*
~Never give Kurama pillows...~
Stewerdess: *Walking by with pillows*
Kurama: *Spots pillows* 00' *Grabs one*
Stewerdess: o_0
Botan: So then I gave him the dog back and he was so happy that I found it and- Kurama...What are
you doing?
Kurama: *Trying to suffocate self with pillow*
Botan: o_0
~Yusukes death...well almost...~
GBY: And then if Purple is blue and blue is pink and pink is yellow and yellow is orange and*keeps
going on*
Yuskue: *powering up spirit gun so he can shoot himself in the head*
Voice: We have just landed in LA, Please exit the plane in single file order.
Yusuke: 00' *Runs off of plane*
~Everyone's reunited...except Kuwabara~
Hiei: *Bounces of plane*
Yukina: o_0
Botan: o_0 ...what's wrong with him?
Yukina: -_-' Ice cream...
Botan: >.<
Kurama: *Still trying to suffocate self*
Stewerdess: Excuse me sir...You have to give back the pillow...
Kurama: ...Wait untill I kill myself then you can have it...
Stewerdess: *Snatches pillow*
Kurama: >.<
Yusuke: ....I swear...I really want to kill someone right now...
Kurama: *Glaring at Botan* I know how you feel...>.<
Botan: ^.^
Kurama: ...I'm gonna go....do something...
Botan: ^.~ I'll come too!
Kurama: NO! I mean...It's okay...you don't have to...*runs away before she can say anything*
~At the hotel~
Hiei: I am not sharing a room with any of you...
Yusuke: -_-' Too bad, we only have enough money to pay for three rooms
Botan: I'LL SHARE WITH KURAMA!!!!
Kurama: NO! I mean...that's okay...I think I'll share with...Yusuke! Ya that's it!
Botan: *Pouts*
Yusuke: o0
Botan: U.U Fine I'll share with Yukina.
Yukina: Uh...-_-' Okay fine
Hiei: o0 Doesn't that mean I get my own room
Yusuke: o0 I geuss it does...Where did Kuwabara go anyway?
Everyone: *Shrugs*
Yusuke: ...Whatever *Leaves for room*
~Kurama's hair care~
Yusuke: ...Kurama...What's with all the shampoo...
Kurama: *Unpacking suitcase filled with shampoo* ...I like my hair.
Yusuke: -_-' That's 50 bottles...
Kurama: So?
Yusuke: *Shrugs* I geuss that's why your hair smells different every day
Kurama: ...Why are you smelling my hair...
Yusuke: o0
*Awkward silence*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lily: Okay...screw the annoucers thing....
Leala: -_-'
Lily: ^^' ...The random word of the chapter is....Flubbagoose!
Leala: -_-' What the hell is wrong with you?!?!
Lily: ^^' I have issues...