Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Random adventures to LA ❯ Snorglepuss? ( Chapter 5 )

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Random Adventures to LA

Chapter four

Lily: ^^ Yay for chapter four!

Leala: -_-' No one cares...

Lily: SHUTUP!!!!

Leala: >.<

Disclaimer: Lily: Yu Yu Hakusho belongs to one person and one person only! ....ME!

Leala: -_-' She ment to say Yoshihiro Togashi....

Lily: *pouts*

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Hiei: Yusuke...get the hell out of the water...

Yusuke: NO! *tries to huggle water*

Hiei: -_-' Your an idiot

Yusuke: ...Too bad...

Hiei: I'm not leaving until you get out of there...

Yusuke: Well I'm not getting out until you leave U_U

Hiei: --'

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Botan: ^^ I'm gonna go hide in Kura-kun's room

Yukina: -_-' You never give up do you...

Botan: NOPE!

Yukina: -_-' Your hopeless...

Botan: o_0 I am? But I hope I'm gonna get Kurama....That doesn't make me hopeless does it?
*Confused*

Yukina: *Slaps hand on forhead* Oh Kami-sama....

Botan: *Still confused*

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Hiei: Don't make me hurt you...

Yusuke: ....You wouldn't....would you?

Hiei: YES!

Yusuke: .....*swims up to Hiei*

Hiei: -_-' What do you want....

Yusuke: *Pulls Hiei in* ^^

Hiei: GYAH!!!!!!!!!!

Yusuke: o_o Oh oh....*watches Hiei drown*

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Botan: *Knocks on Kurama/Yusuke's door*

Kurama: *Wimper* *Hides under bed*

Botan: *Opens door* *Blink blink* Kurama?

Kurama: *Sneeze* -_-' Crap.

Botan: *Dives under bed* HI KURA-KUN!!!!

Kurama: 00' *Runs out of room*

Botan: o_0

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Kuwabara: *Looking at map* ...Lets see...If New York is there.....and LA is there....--' I am not walking that far...I wonder if I can make this thing work again....*Keeps pressing buttons*

Airplane: *For the purpose of getting Kuwabara back with the others....Moves*

Kuwabara: ^^ Yay!

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Yusuke: 00' CRAP! *Trying to fish Hiei out of water* ...Oh God....If he ever wakes up I am so dead... *Pulls Hiei out* *Pokes him* Hiei?

Hiei: *Doesn't move*

Yusuke: 00' Please move...*poke*

Hiei: ....

Yusuke: *Wimper* I really don't want to do this... HIEI IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DO MOUTH TO MOUTH AND I'M SURE THAT'S SOMETHING NEITHER OF US WANT!!!

Hiei: *still doesnt move*

Yusuke: *Wimper*

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Botan: *Chasing Kurama* WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Kurama: 00' *Runs faster*

Yukina: *Grabs Botan's arm* --' Botan, I really think he wants to be left alone.

Botan: o_0 Why?

Yukina: --' Botan, I'm going to say this once and only once. Kurama hates you.

Botan: 00' WHAT?! NO HE DOESN'T!!! Tell her Kurama! Tell her you love me! *huggles his arm*

Kurama: --' Let go of me before I am forced to kill you...

Botan: 00' *Lets go* *Reeeeeeally sad look* O-okay... I'll just go to my room then....*walks away*

Kurama: *Blink blink* Does this mean I'm free? 00' I'M FREE!!!!!! *Happy dance*

Yukina: --'

Kurama: ....What?

Yukina: ...You should probally go talk to her, I think you really hurt her feelings.

Kurama: ....

Yukina: ....

Kurama: ....

Yukina: ....

Kurama: ....

Yukina: ....

Kurama: -_-' Okay fine.

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Kuwabara: HEY! I'm in LA! Well that wasn't so hard...

*Plane is missing half a wing and none of the controls are working.*

Kuwabara: ^^ Now to find the others...*Walks off in direction of hotel*

~Due to Hiei's language all swears will be replaced with the word....uh...snorglepuss. Yes. Snorglepuss.~

Yusuke: *About to do mouth to mouth*

Hiei: *wakes up*

Both: 00'

Hiei: -Snorglepuss-! WHAT THE -Snorglepuss-?!?! WHAT THE -Snorglepuss- DO YOU -Snorglepuss- THINK YOUR -Bleep- DOING!?!?!

Yusuke: 00' I'M SORRY IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE!!!

Hiei: OH I'M SO -Snorglepuss- SURE!!! IF IT -Snorglepuss- WASN'T -Snorglepuss- WHAT IT -Snorglepuss- LOOKED LIKE, THEN WHAT THE -Snorglepuss- WAS IT?!?!

Yusuke: I WAS TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!!!

Hiei: ALRIGHT THAT's -Snorglepuss- IT!!!!!!! *Grabs katana*

Yusuke: 00' -Snorglepuss- I'm gonna -Snorglepuss- Die....Again....-Snorglepuss-

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Kurama: *Sighs* And I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm sorry, and I was wondering if we could still be friends...*In thought* -_-' I can't believe I'm saying this...

Botan: *Hopeful look* Can we be friends that make out?

Kurama: NO!

Botan: *Pouts*

Yusuke: *Runs by screaming*

Botan/Kurama: *Blink blink*

Hiei: *Running in same direction* I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!

Botan/Kurama: -_-'

Yukina: *Walks into hallway* What are they doing?

Kurama: ...I've learned not to ask anymore...

Yusuke: *Runs into a wall* OW! 00' Oh oh...

Kurama: -_-' We better do something before Yusuke dies...

Botan: ...How many times will this make?

Kurama: --' Three....you know...anyone else would find us crazy...standing here talking about how a guys already died twice o_0

Botan: *Blink blink* *Shrug*

Hiei: *About to kill Yusuke*

Kurama: *Grabs Hiei's hair*

Hiei: OW!

Kurama: Hiei...Drop the katana....NOW!

Hiei: NEVER!!!!

Kurama: Drop it...

Hiei: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Kurama: ...Must you find a way to complicate everything...

Hiei: ....Yes!

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Kuwabara: *Looking at map* ...let's see...if the airport was there...and the hotels over there...that would make me....lost. *Shrugs* I've gotta come across it sometime.

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Yusuke: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!

Hiei: ...Give me one good reason not to.

Yusuke: Um...I'm your friend?

Hiei: -_-'

Yusuke: I MEAN I'LL BUY YOU SWEET SNOW!

Hiei: 00' Cheater...

Kurama: -_-'

Yusuke: ^^'

Kurama: You really scare me sometimes Hiei.

Hiei: -_-' At least I don't have a suitcase full of shampoo...

Kurama: Is there anything wrong with the way I care for my hair?

Hiei: ...Yes

Kurama: >.<

Botan: ...There's nothing wrong with Kura-kun's hair... *Hugs Kurama*

Kurama: GET OFF!

Botan: *Pouts* *Let's go*

*Long silence*

Botan: *Glomps*

Kurama: GYAH!

Yukina: *Trying to think of a way to save Kurama* Um...Come on Botan-chan...Let's go watch chick
flicks...

Botan: Can Kurama come?

Yukina: I don't think Kurama wants to watch chick flicks...*Under breath* At least I hope not...

Kurama: -_-' I heard that...

Yukina: *Innocent look* Heard what? ^^'

Kurama: -_-'

Botan: Let's go Yukina-chan! *Grabs Yukina's hand and skips off*

Yukina: *Being pulled along* 00'

*Kuwabara runs in*

Kuwabara: HA! I made it!

Yusuke: o_0 Made it where?

Kuwabara: -_-' Did you even notice I was missing?

Yusuke: ...Um...nope...

Kuwabara: -_-'

*Silence*

Kurama: ...Anyway....I'm gonna go hide in my room just in case that stupid blue haired freak comes
back...

Hiei: Yeah whatever...*looks at Yusuke* WHERES MY SWEET SNOW?!?!?

Yusuke: o_0 ...Oh yeah...^^' I was hoping you'd forget about that...

Hiei: -_-'

Yusuke: ^^'

Hiei/Kurama/Yusuke: *leave*

Kuwabara: Guys? ...Guys? WAIT FOR ME! *Runs off*

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Botan: *Sifting through pile of videos* Nope...*Throws it away* *Picks up another one*Nope...

Yukina: *Dodging video's* There has to be at least one you wanna watch -_-'

Botan: ..Nope...

Yukina: -_-' You make everything way to complicated...

Botan: ^^ I know....

Yukina: -_-' I give up...I'm gonna go bug the guys...

Botan: *Shrugs*

Yukina: *Leaves*

Botan: *Watches her leave* ...MWHAHAHAHA!!!! *Opens up closet door* Yessss....now I can put my
evil plan into action... *steps into closet*

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Lily: ....Okay...that's a little on the strange side....o_0 ...What could Botan be planning...

Leala: -_-'

Lily: ...What...

Leala: ...Nothing...