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Random Insanity

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M-chan: I can't update my other stories because they are on my computer, and my computer has no Internet now, so no uploading. And just when I finished the next chapter for TSDSv2 too. -_-

Kurama: What about floppy disks?

M-chan: My mom's computer's floppy thing is broken, so she got this weird disk thing that says the disk needs to be formatted every time you put it in, but it can't format them. >.<

Hiei: Hn, is everything in your household so dysfunctional?

M-chan: …..No. >_>

Hiei: Hn.

M-chan: So anyways, I decided to write this on her computer and update this until I can get MSN on my computer. Just hope she doesn't read this…. >_>

Kurama: That would be a tragedy, now wouldn't it?

M-chan: Shut up! I'm serious….

Hiei: The insane one is trying to be serious, it's the end of the world.

M-chan: -_-

[I own nothing except a chocolate bunny, which will probably never get eaten cause I'm not too fond of huge chunks of solid chocolate…]

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Jin: ::sitting on a fence post eating cookies:: ^____^

Random ghetto chick: ::walks by:: ::looks at Jin:: Hey boy! You got cookies! Gimme some' a those! ::grabs the cookie box and runs away::

Jin: O.O What `en the earth was that all' a bout? Gimme back my cookies! ::chases the random ghetto chick::

~meanwhile~

Yuusuke: ::thinking:: I can't believe this….what a moron.

Kuwabara: I still can't find it Urameshi. Where's the door to the arcade? Did they move it? ::door is in front of him::

Yuusuke: Hello, Kuwabara? The door is right front you.

Kuwabara: Where??

Yuusuke: ::anime fall:: Dear Enma. @_@

Random ghetto chick: ::runs by with the cookies::

Jin: Get back `ere with my cookies! ::runs after her::

Yuusuke: ::blinks:: What the hell?

Kuwabara: Where's the door Urameshi!?!

Yuusuke: Forget the damn door. ::grabs Kuwabara and follows Jin and the random ghetto chick::

~at Hiei's tree~

Hiei: Go away.

M-chan: But-

Hiei: No!

M-chan: ::shakes the tree:: YES!

Hiei: O.O ::falls out of the tree:: @_@

M-chan: ::pokes:: Well?

Hiei: Fine. ::hands her a bucket of ice cream:: -_-

M-chan: My ice cream! ^_^ Hey, it's melted... ::frowns and throws the bucket behind her::

Hiei: ::bucket lands on his head and he gets covered in ice cream:: >=(

M-chan: O.O; Uh…chocolate covered Hiei? Eh heh heh…I should run now. ::turns and runs away::

Hiei: Get back here you fool! ::chases her::

~at Kurama's house~

Kurama: ::weeding his garden:: Pesky weeds.

Weeds: Pesky boy. ::get up and walk back into the garden::

Kurama: O.O I'll just say that the heat is getting to me. I think I'll go get a drink from the café. ::gets up walks to the café::

M-chan: ::runs into Kurama:: @_@ Hello sir or ma'am, would you like to try our calling service?

Hiei: Got you! ::slices at M-chan::

M-chan: O.O Oh shit! ::ducks:: ::Kurama's shirt gets sliced::

Kurama: O.O That was my good shirt!

M-chan: Why were wearing your good to pull weeds?

Kurama: How did you know I was pulling weeds?

M-chan: ……Oh look, Hiei is trying to kill me. Gotta go!

Kurama: ::grabs her shirt collar:: And just why is he trying to kill you?

Hiei: You can't tell?

Kurama: ::looks at Hiei:: o.o I always told you that if you ate too much ice cream, you would turn into it.

Hiei: O.o

Random ghetto chick: ::runs into Hiei:: O.O Look at dat! An ice cream man! ::drops the cookies and runs off with Hiei::

Jin: ::runs up and pounces on the cookies:: COOKIES!!

M-chan: ::watches Jin eat the cookies:: That was weird.

Mimiko: ::runs up and pounces on Jin:: JIN!! ::drags him off::

Jin: ::still stuffing himself with cookies::

M-chan: …..That was weirder.

Yuusuke: Has anybody seen-Oh, there's Jin. ::watches him get dragged off::

Kuwabara: Where's that lady?

Kurama: She ran off with Hiei. Shouldn't we try and help him?

M-chan: Nah, I'm good.

Kurama: You only say that cause he's mad at you.

M-chan: He was the one that stole my ice cream in the first place!

Kuwabara: I say we get some polar bears and dance the polka!

M-chan: I say we beat the hell outta you and dump you in a river.

Kuwabara: O.O

Kurama: ::frowns:: ::drags M-chan off to find Hiei::

Yuusuke: ::shrugs:: Wanna go back to the arcade?

Kuwabara: But there is no door!!

Yuusuke: X.x

~at the random ghetto chick's house~

Random ghetto chick: Honey, you look good enough to eat.

Hiei: ::tied up in a giant bowl:: Let me go wench!

Random ghetto chick: My, my, my. `Dis ice cream man has some mouth on `im.

Hiei: >.<

~back with Kurama and M-chan~

M-chan: But I don't wanna go find him!

Kurama: Get over it.

M-chan: -_- ::pushes Kurama in a puddle::

Kurama: Hey!

M-chan: Get over it.

Kurama: …….Now I have to go home and get a change of clothes. ::gets up and walks away::

M-chan: But what about-

Kurama: You can save him.

M-chan: >.< I don't think so! ::tackles him and steals him clothes:: Mwhaha! Now I'm Kurama and you have to go save Hiei cause you are now me!

Kurama: ::wearing jeans and a burgundy sweater:: o.o

M-chan: ::wearing his uniform:: Hey, wait…this is pink! X.x

Kurama: O.o Give me my clothes.

M-chan: No, you give me my clothes! ::grabs her clothes and runs off::

Kurama: ::in his boxers:: Wait! I need my-O.O

Random schoolgirls:: O.O Shuuichi! ::squeal and faint::

Kurama: ……::hides behind a bush::

Kuwabara: ::walks by muttering about doors::

Kurama: Psssst…Kuwabara!

Kuwabara: The bush! It speaks!

Kurama: No, it's me, Kurama. I need-

Kuwabara: Kurama turned into a bush!!

Kurama: No! I'm hiding behind-

Kuwabara: Don't worry! I'll get help! ::runs off::

Kurama: Inari-sama help me. -_-

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Inari-sama: ::playing Solitaire:: ::looks up:: Huh? Someone ask for help? ::shrugs and goes back to playing::

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~back at the random ghetto chick's house~

Hiei: T.T

Random ghetto chick: ::sprinkles chocolate sprinkles on Hiei::

Hiei: I swear, if you don't untie me this minute I'll-

M-chan: ::bursts through the door:: I'm here! ::throws a spork at the random ghetto chick.

Random ghetto chick: ::catches the spork:: Thanks sugar, I was needing one' a these.

M-chan: ::anime fall:: X.x

Hiei: Big help you are.

M-chan: ::pulls out a semi automatic:: Unhand the fire demon!

Random ghetto chick: Now what's all dis about demons? I jus wanna eat this here ice cream.

M-chan: -_- ::shoots the random ghetto chick::

Random ghetto chick: O.O Ack! My salad! X.x

Hiei: ….Untie me!

M-chan: Hold your daisies. ::unties him::

Hiei: ……::pushes M-chan out a window:: This whole thing was your fault.

M-chan: X.x Thank you, come again.

Kuwabara: ::runs up:: Hey, guys! Kurama is a bush!

M-chan: ::peels herself off the sidewalk:: O.o What?

Hiei: Kurama is a kitsune, you baka.

Kuwabara: Nooo, Kurama turned into a bush.

M-chan: …….So, show us this Kurama bush. ::rolls eyes::

Hiei: Yes, show us.

Kuwabara: This way! ::runs opposite from the direction he came::

M-chan: But you came from the other direction. ::points::

Kuwabara: I know a short cut! Follow me!

M-chan: O.o ::follows::

Hiei: …...This is stupid. ::follows Kuwabara and M-chan::

~two hours later~

Kuwabara: This looks familiar….

M-chan: ::looks around:: That's because we're back where we started from.

Hiei: >.< What a waste of time. ::walks off::

Kuwabara: But what about-

M-chan: ::drags Kuwabara off towards the bush:: I'm guessing that the Kurama bush is this way…

~at the bush~

Kurama: Hey, anybody out there?

Kuwabara: See!? I told you he was a bush!

M-chan: o.o; Good Lord, you're stupider than I thought. ::pulls Kurama from the bush:: Oh, yes, he really looks like a bush.

Kuwabara: O.O; Well, uh, gotta go! ::runs off::

Kurama: ……Sometimes I wonder about his mental stability…..O.O I still need my clothes!

M-chan: ::holds up his clothes:: These clothes?

Kurama: Give me those!

M-chan: Nope. ::runs away::

Kurama: Give me my clothes woman! ::chases her::

M-chan: ::tosses Kurama's clothes in a random oblivion::

Kurama: O.O

M-chan: ^_^ ::shoves Kurama in the oblivion as well:: There, now you can exist in the dark nothingness with your clothes that you wanted so badly.

Kuwabara: ::walks up to the oblivion:: What is this- O.O ::gets pulled in::

M-chan: o.o Well, now Kurama has someone to keep him company….not very good company, but still. ::walks away::

~at some random place~

Yuusuke: Anyone seen Kuwabara, or Kurama, for that matter?

M-chan: <.< >.> I've seen no one.

Yuusuke: ::shrugs and walks away::

M-chan: ^_^;

~in oblivion~

Kurama: ::sigh:: At least I have my clothes….

Kuwabara: And then there was that one time when I was six and I fell from a window and landed on my head, and then another time I got a refrigerator pushed on me, mainly landing on my head……

Kurama: That explains a lot….too bad I don't care. Just think, I have an eternity to spend here with him. X.x

~Osuwari!~

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