Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Road Trip ❯ On the road again! ( Chapter 5 )

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Touya: *throws Zinnia and an unconscious Jin in the back seat and sets a frozen Hiei in the passenger's seat*

Zinnia: Jin get off me!

Jin: *unconscious* @_@

Touya: *gets in the back seat* Imagine what it'd been like if you all would of eaten some of the that candy.....

Kurama: *gets in the driver's seat*

Shizuru: Are you guys ready to go?

Kurama: Yes, we're ready.

Shiuzuru: Okay. *walks to her car*

*Both cars resume driving*

~~~~~~~Kurama's car~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*Hiei glows red and unfreezes*

Hiei: How dare you freeze me!

Kurama: How dare you 3 try to sneak candy.

Zinnia: *pushes Jin off her and onto Touya* But we were hungry!!

Kurama: I have vegetables in the trunk.

Hiei & Zinnia: Yuck!

Touya: Get off Jin! *pushes Jin onto Zinnia*

Zinnia: Off!! *pushes Jin onto Touya*

Touya: *pushes Jin onto Zinnia*

Zinnia: *pushes Jin onto Touya*

Touya: *pushes Jin onto Zinnia*

Jin: *unconscious* @_@

*This goes on for about 10 mins*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Shizuru's Car~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yuske: Cant we listen to something else?

Botan: But Yuske, we're enjoying this classical music.

Kazuma: Well we arent!

Shizuru: *sighs* Well what would you rather listen to?

Yuske & Kazuma: Rap and hip hop!!

Keiko: That kind of music is so dirty. Do you we have to listen to that?

Yuske & Kazuma: Yes!!

Shizuru: Okay whatever! *changes to a different station*

*P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent play*

Yuske & Kazuma: Yay!!!

Radio: I dont know watcha heard about me, but a ***** cant get a dolla outta me, no cadilac, no perms you cant see and Imma mutha ****** P.I.M.-

Announcer on Radio: We interupt this song to bring in an announcement. All the rap and hip hop will be canceled from this station and replaced with...............classical music!!!

*Fur Elise by Beethoven plays*

Botan, Keiko, & Shizuru: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuske & Kazuma: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Kurama's Car~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Zinnia: *singing with radio* Its getting hot in here so take off all your clothes! I am gettin so hot I wanna take my clothes off!!

Touya: Zinnia, thats not very appropriate.

Jin: 'ey.........lighten up Touya. I kinda enjoy this Kelly rapper's music.

Zinnia: That's Nelly, Jin.

Jin: Oh yah, silly me. ^_^


* 3 and a half hours later*

Touya: ZzZzZz........

Zinnia & Jin: Are we there yet?

Kurama: No.

Zinnia & Jin: Are we there yet?

Kurama: No.

Zinnia & Jin: Are there yet?

Kurama: No.

Zinnia & Jin: Are we there yet?

Kurama: No!!! Stop asking.

*Kurama's cell phone*

Kurama: *answers it* Hello?

Shizuru: *on the phone* Its gettin kind of late so we're gonna check in at the nearest hotel, okay?

Kurama: *on the phone* Okay, goodbye. *hangs up*