Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Road Trip ❯ When Gay Guys Attack!!!!! ( Chapter 10 )

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Girls' Locker Room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Botan: I cant believe you kissed Hiei, Zinnia!

Zinnia: For the last time, it was not a kiss! It was mouth to mouth!

Keiko: Whats important is that she did the dare.

Shizuru: She's right. She's got guts.

~~~~~~~~~~Boys' Locker Room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kurama: *comes out from the showers with a towel wrapped around his waist*

Yuske: You actually took a shower here? There could be fags in this locker room!

Hiei: Calm down, Yuske. Besides Kuwabara there are no fags to worry about.

Kazuma: Hey! For your information Im in love with Yukina!

Hiei: Why would she wanna be with a "shrink" like you?!

Kazuma: What?! I bet Im way bigger than you! Why dont we find out?!

Hiei: Hah! No way! You might try to rape me!

Kazuma: What?!

Kurama: Okay you 2 thats enough. *looks around* It appears I have lost my soap.
Im going to the showers to look for it. Yuske, while Im gone please try to keep
peace between these 2.

Yuske: Yeah, whatever.

Kurama: *walks to the showers* Hello? Has anyone seen any soap with
the design of a rose on it?

Karasu: Hello Kurama-kun. *bathing at a shower*

Kurama: *gasps* Karasu!

Karasu: I mean you no harm, Kurama. *takes out a pink bar of soap*
It appears that I have found your soap. I'd like to return it.
*hands the soap to Kurama*

Kurama: *nervously reaches for the soap*

Karasu: *purposely drops the soap* Oops. ^_^

*the soap slides arcoss the floor*

Kurama: *gasps, stares at the soap sitting on the floor*

Karasu: Why dont you pick up your soap, Kurama? Say hello to my not so little friend.

Kurama: *looks down and gasps to see Karasu has an erection*

Karasu: Go ahead, Kurama. Pick up your soap. I promise not to harm you.

Kurama: *walks over to the soap, drags it away with his foot*

Karasu: *watches*

Kurama: *once he's about 30ft away from Karasu, he quickly picks it up and runs away*

Karasu: *chases*

~~~~~~~~~outside the locker rooms~~~~~~~~~

Zinnia: *yells into girl's locker room* I'll be waiting out here!

*Kurama runs out of the boys' locker room with a naked Karasu chasing him through the hotel*

Zinnia: O.O *takes several pictures* Now thats a Kodak moment! Poor Kurama.....

Kurama: Zinnia help!

Zinnia: *sighs, transforms into a redish brown colored wolf with hazel eyes*

Wolf Zinnia: *runs to help Kurama*

Botan: *comes out locker room* Hey...where's Zinnia?

Wolf Zinnia: *catches up, pounces on Karasu* *thinks* Eeeww....! I pounced on a naked guy!

Karasu: Get off me you mongruel!

Wolf Zinnia: *bites Karasu arm, locks teeth on it*

Kurama: *watches* A wolf???? *sniffs* This scent is familar. Its Zinnia!

Wolf Zinnia: *tears the arm off, thrusts claws through Karasu's back*

Karasu: *unconscious* @_@

Wolf Zinnia: *victorious howl*

*the rest of the group finds them*

Yuske: What's going on?! *sees Karasu* What the !@#$%^&*()_

Kazuma: Puppy!!!! *hugs Wolf Zinnia*

Wolf Zinnia: *thinking* I am not a puppy.......

Jin: *pets Wolf Zinnia* What a cute coyote!

Wolf Zinnia: *thinking* Coyote?!

Touya: *pets Wolf Zinnia* Jin, thats not a coyote.....

Wolf Zinnia: *thinking* Well at least he knows a wolf when he sees one.

Touya: Its a dingo!

Wolf Zinnia: *thinking* A dingo?!

Kazuma: *still hugging Wolf Zinnia* You're both wrong! Its a hyena!

Wolf Zinnia: *thinking* What?! A hyena?!

Hiei: You fools, thats a wolf!

Kurama: Correct, Hiei. It's also Zinnia.

Keiko: Why doesnt she change back?

Kurama: I dont know........Zinnia, why dont you change to your normal form?

Wolf Zinnia: *barks several times*

Kurama: Hm......I see. Being a fox demon I can communicate with animals.
Zinnia says that once she takes on this form she's unable to change back
for 30 minutes.

Wolf Zinnia: *nods head rapidly, barks again*

Kurama: Oh and Kuwabara she wants you to put her down.

Kazuma: Oh, sorry. *sets Wolf Zinnia on the ground*

Shizuru: Well it looks like for the next 30 minutes we all have ourselves a new pet.

*All start to pet Wolf Zinnia*

Wolf Zinnia: *thinking* Why me?

Botan: She makes a beautiful wolf.

Keiko: She's so precious!

Kazuma: Puppy!

Wolf Zinnia: *thinking* Im not a puppy........

Yuske: What a cool dog!

Jin: Such a cute coyote!

Hiei: Wolf you fool!

Wolf Zinnia: *thinking* Im starting to enjoy this....*rolls over on back*

All except Hiei and Wolf Zinnia: Awwww......!!!!!!

Kazuma: *rubs her belly* Hey, you guys maybe we should get her spayed.

Wolf Zinnia: O.O

Hiei: Why would we do that, you fool?

Kazuma: Thats what people to do their dogs so arent any unwanted births.......

Yuske: Kuwabara, she's our friend, not our pet! Plus she wouldnt like that.

*All look at Kurama and notice that Kurama is only wearing a towel*

Kurama: *blushes* Im gonna go get dressed. *runs back the the locker room*

*All look down at the naked unconscious Karasu*

Karasu: @_@

Kazuma: Aaaaahhhh!!!! My eyes!!! It burns!!! *covers his eyes*

Jin: I did not know that there were nudists here.

Hiei: He's not a nudist! He's a horny fag who likes Kurama!

Touya: Yeah, Jin. Remember when he came down to our radio station and Zinnia went bonkers
and bit his arm?

Jin: Oh yeah........

Yuske: So what are we gonna do about Karasu?

Shizuru: I dont know........he is kind of sexy...........

All except Shizuru& Wolf Zinnia(she cant talk): Shizuru!!

Shizuru: *smiles* Calm down, I was just saying that he doesnt look half bad.

Kazuma: Why dont we all throw him out the hotel?

Hiei: Hn. You can forget that idea. I refuse to touch a naked man.......ecspecially a fag.......

Touya: Let's just leave him there.......

Botan: Leave him there? What if he hits on another male in the hotel?

Touya: Thats their problem, not ours.

*Karasu's ripped off arm jumps up and strangles Zinnia*

All: O.O

Wolf Zinnia: *coughing, growling*

Yoko: *pulls on the arm* Let her go!!

*the arm's grip tightens*

Wolf Zinnia: *face turns blue, growling*

Yoko: *pulls the arm off*

*the arm jumps to Karasu and reattaches to his socket*

Touya: Zinnia, are you okay?

Wolf Zinnia: *face turns to normal color, nods*

Kurama: *comes back* Okay, Im back. So what do we do now?

Yuske, Kazuma, Jin: Eat!!!