Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ SAA: Sex Addicts Anonymous ❯ SO CLOSE!!!! GAH!!! ( Chapter 4 )

Millie: XD I love this. I think it's hilarious.

Hiei: Hn. It won't be hilarious when I pound my fist into you're fucking FACE!

Black: It would be for me. ^_^

Millie: -_____- Chill out. 40 days left. ^_^ and then you can get your freak on.

Hiei: And we will be LOUD AS HELL!!! >_<

M/Y: *sick faces.*

H/B: XD

Y/M: Enjoy while they wallow in misery. ^_^ Oh, and I don't know own YYH ^_^

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~Hm. You'll see.~ Sarah answered Hiei as she was being held around the neck by Edward. She turned to try and punch him in the side to get away but for a stupid human, he was fast and strong, not letting her move a muscle. Hiei wanted to rip his face off for continually grabbing his lover but tried to keep his anger down as Sarah told him she wanted to fight off the bastard. Edward let his hands follow up her sides to caress her breast because as he said before, he likes women with perfect boobs.

“Mmm, she feels nice.” He teased in front of Hiei, wanting to make him pissed which he was already succeeding at. Sarah growled as she was being manhandled. He continued to feel her up and make pleasurable sounds in her ear.

“Mmmm, you like that baby?” He asked her.

“Get your grubby, fat fingered, hands OFF OF ME!” She yelled. Hiei had a low tolerance for his bullshit and was charging at him but before he could Sarah whipped around and mashed Edward in the face with her fist.

“EW! You're so sweaty!” She called as she wiped her hand on his shirt once he lie on the ground.

“Legs, legs.” Nathan repeated to himself as he saw Sarah standing up and lean over the business man. “Perfect…pretty…mmm. Boobs.” He added. Sarah turned her head to see Nathan staring at her chest.

“Hiei, can we please get out of here!?” She asked him, feeling completely violated and uncomfortable.

“I'm sorry but the doors are set on a timer, they don't unlock until the session is over…in twenty minutes.” Jeff answered her. He sat in his normal chair still, gazing over Hiei's form, licking his lips. Hiei backed away as he saw this.

“Hn. I'm not fucking gay, you ass hole.” He told him, knowing what the leader was thinking about him.

“Wait, so, yous gay?” The ghetto girl asked Jeff. Jeff got a strange look in his eyes, still staring at Hiei, only now his gaze went south as he imagined what he would look like without his pants or boxers on.

“I haven't told you all, my story yet.” Jeff answered the girl. She sat with her legs crossed and now one boob was literally popping out of her shirt making Nathan hyperventilate.

“Grrr, do we really want to hear it?” Hiei asked, going back to sit next to Sarah at the far side of the circle. Sarah crossed her legs once more as Hiei did the same, not wanting Jeff to see his package through his pants.

“NO YOU DON'T BUT I WANT TO TELL YOU ANYWAY!!!” He yelled, his face turning red with fury and contorting with anger. “I AM THE LEADER! YOU LISTEN TO ME! I AM-…I AM THE LEADER!” His eyes bugged out of his face as he continued to yell.

“Ok man! We get it! Tell ya story.” The slutty girl we have now come to know as Candy replied, a little annoyed at having to listen to Jeff's ranting. Jeff on the other hand slowed his heavy breathing and reverted back to his calm, content manner.

“Well you see when I was younger I always knew I was different. The boys always got my attention, never the girls. Oh yeah, I was a hot stuff back in those days.” He raised and lowered his brows in a suggestive way towards Hiei, his lips pursing as if he were trying to kiss him from that distance. Hiei's face warped into that of an expression of pure disgust as if he was being asked, no, forced into sucking the man's dick that was before him. He cringed at the thought.

“Well back in those days, being gay was frowned upon so whenever we wanted any we had to go to New Mexico into a secret alleyway with the gay muchachos and choose any guy we wanted.” He smirked. “Well one day we all got busted for indecent exposure so I went to jail. You know what happens in jail right?” He asked the group. Sarah's eyes widened slightly. She knew what happened.

“That's right, you get BUTT RAPED!!!” Jeff yelled but this didn't seem to make him that mad or upset. “What they didn't know is, I liked it. I liked it so much I would volunteer to take another fine ass's place. So they let me out and at that point I was so used to getting it every night I couldn't stop myself and became an addict. I would dream of another man's dick sliding in and out of my mouth, tasting his sweet man-flesh in between my lips as his fluids would run down my throat.” He went on and on about the way it felt. Hiei cringed and couldn't look at the man. He was officially uncomfortable.

~Is that how it feels to Sarah?~ He thought to himself as he glanced over at his mate. Sarah was now horrified. That was not how it was.

~It's a lot different than that Hiei. >_< He makes it sound grotesque.~ She answered him. Hiei was about to throw up when Jeff said,

“And then I would loosen his ass up with my dick in his hole and ride him until they called my name, if he could remember it.” At that Hiei ran to the corner of the room and threw up any food he had eaten in the last 24-hours. Sarah was surprised that he had done so and ran over to him, placing a hand on his back and moving it in a circular motion as to comfort him.

“Yeah, keep touching him like that.” You could hear Jeff and Nathan's voices say in unison, only making Hiei barf chunks.

“Can we…please…go?” Hiei asked his voice cracking a little as he coughed.

“Ah ah ah.” Jeff scolded, walking over to him and kneeling in front of him.

“Get the fuck away from him!” Sarah yelled. She stood up and moved to stand in between Hiei and the `leader'.

“I was just going to tell him that there are five minutes left until the session is over.” He replied, trying to cover himself. Hiei wiped his mouth and chin clean of the nasty regurgitated food and now looked as he did before. He stood up and balled his hands into fists.

“Good, then maybe we can get out of here without me breaking skulls!” He snapped and stormed over to his seat. Jeff smirked as he watched Hiei's tush as his legs moved.

“Look at him like that again and I will tear those eyes out of their sockets.” Sarah threatened him, moving to sit with her mate. Jeff shrugged it off and rapidly went to stand next to Hiei, brushing his hand over his smooth cheeks. Hiei's jaw clenched and he grabbed him by the wrist, wrenching him to the floor.

“Ah, I like it rough.” Jeff cooed.

“You disgust me!” Hiei called and kicked him in the side making blood erupt from his mouth.

“BEEEEEP!!!” The sensor to the door began to ring, warning everyone that their sessions were over.

“You're fucking lucky this shit is over or I would have had you begging for air!” He spat.

“Oooh bondage, me like…me like a lot.” Was all Jeff said in response, his smile widened with blood stained teeth as he clutched his stomach in pain. Hiei merely kicked him in the stomach again and grabbed Sarah by the arm, dragging her out of the building though there was no need. She was happy to leave.

“We are never going back there again! I don't care what those bakas, Melissa or Yusuke have to say about it!” He snapped as they rushed down to their car.

“We won't. We don't have to go.” She replied, opening the passenger side door. Hiei growled and got in, starting the engine with a twist of the keys in the ignition. For a few moments they just sat there replaying the event that just occurred. Sarah felt violated and Hiei was disturbed to no end. The little fire youkai in question was planning an escape from the temple's clutches at the moment as Sarah watched the stars in the sky, wishing she could live on one of them away from Melissa and her mean older brother.

“We are moving…Hn….to Belgium.” He informed her, pulling out of the parking lot.

“Belgium?....where they have…waffles?....the Waffle Kings?” She asked him with a raised brow in curiosity. Hiei just nodded driving along the highway enroute to the airport. She just blinked while shaking her head.

“Couldn't you have thought of a cooler place to go?” She added in question. Turning his head with an evil glare, he just stared at her out of the corner of his eye.

“That's the first place I thought of, sex is the only thing I have on my mind right now! And they have really good chocolate too…” He responded with shifty eyes. The lights on the highway were flashing as a sign of horrible traffic and would be preventing them from the smex. They were getting agitated.

“WHAT THE HELL!!!!???” Hiei yelled out the window. Apparently someone had tried to merge into another lane in the tunnel; something of which is not allowed to happen, causing a wreck. He clasped his hand on the wheel, tightening and loosening his grip as to hold in his anger which was rapidly rising like the red line on a thermometer in 100â—¦ weather.

“Baby calm down, It's just traffic. That's how it is always going to be on the highway and in the tunnel…” Sarah was really trying hard to keep his mind off of how long it was taking but was failing miserably. She thought long and hard about a diversion that was sure to work.

“You know…we could always do it in the backseat…” She smirked. That immediately got his attention and soon enough they were making out in the front seat in the middle of traffic. Though unfortunately for them, it started up just as Hiei put his hands up her shirt and the person behind them started honking the horn.

“HEY YOU ASSHOLE! DRIVE!!” They shouted. Hiei stuck his head out the window and growled.

“SHUT UP YOU MORON OR I'LL STICK A NEEDLE IN YOUR THROAT! I'M BUSY HERE!” He yelled back but changed the gear to drive and went through the tunnel, cursing under his breath.

“Road rage….” Sarah stated in a sing-song way and pulled her shirt down while fixing her hair in the visor mirror. The hand that was on the steering wheel rapidly swiveled into a sharp turn. Lady Jaganshi just rolled her eyes. Sometimes that man was just so horny he could kill them all. She then smiled, loving him just how he was, especially in bed.

“Here we are.” He finally pulled into the parking lot of the airport and part, quickly getting out of the car. Sarah waited as he rushed to the other side to open the door for her as he usually did and they rushed into the lobby.

“Baby…do you even know how to speak French?” His eyes looked around the room as he thought about this one.

“Damnit!...well…Hn…I can always figure it out, they have books and I'm a fast learner.” He answered, holding her hand and trying to find his way around.

“Two tickets to Belguim.”

“What's the magic word, Sir?” The lady at the desk replied with a smile and a light laugh. The name on her tag said Tandy and she was a dumb blonde with red lipstick and a bad finger nail polish job.

“Now!” He angrily demanded. She jumped back some and put her arms to her side in fists.

“I will not take this abuse anymore! Mean customers, ugly flight attendants that don't can't say my name right! I'm calling SECURITY!” She shouted. This was just not Tandy's day and definitely not Hiei's or Sarah's.

“No! Please, don't call security! We will just find another teller, sorry. My husband gets a little unruly…when he can't have sex.” She whispered the last part under breath as she pulled Hiei away from the woman. A large tension mark could be seen on his forehead as he stomped away to a bench.

“Look Hiei, technically we don't have to go to another country or anything…” She thought aloud as she looked about the place in search of somewhere private. Then a light turned on his her head.

“You know, baby…you always did want to do it in a place we could get caught…you know…for the thrill…” He raised a brow and then smirked. She was right. They had always talked about the places they would like to have sex and Hiei was always up for any place at any time though Sarah only really liked it in a bed or shower but she was willing to give Hiei a place that he could remember very well. She never had a problem with that though, he always remembered their times together, it was always too good not too.

“What do you suggest?” He was getting cocky and very anxious at this point.

“Well the bathroom of course.” She answered him. He smirked and they rushed to the men's bathroom in the West Terminal. They burst through the door and ironically there was a lock on the one that led into the restroom in general but they left that alone being as it would take away the thrill of getting caught so they just headed straight to of the stalls. Hiei quickly closed the lid on the toilet and sat down with Sarah just front of him. She sat on his lap with her legs on either side of his hips and leaned down to kiss him gently on the lips. He placed his hand on her neck to deepen it as she ran her fingers through his hair. Her skin was so warm and smooth, calling to him to do as he wished, lowering his kiss to her jaw line giving it nips and kisses. She gasped slightly at the sensation and couldn't believe she was doing it in such a place. Hiei smirked as he did this and slid his hands under shirt causing her to moan into his ear. She rested her hands on his shoulders as she could feel his erection poking into her thigh while they sat there. Wanting to turn the tables a bit and make him feel such a sensation she pulled his head back some and started to nibble on his earlobe, driving him mad.

“Mmmhm.” He groaned just as someone walked through the door to go to the bathroom. He was a little uncomfortable with someone else in the room but she didn't stop. She smirked at the idea and continued to run her tongue along the edge of his ear making his grunt. Taking advantage of it, she ground her hips into his, making his mouth drop open and his toes curl in his boots. The person that in the stall right next to them stopped what they were doing to hear them. She immediately ceased in her torture, not wanting to spoil their fun just yet. The man was skeptical but finished what he was doing and left. Hiei suddenly moved her head from the side of his face, wanting to be the dominant at the moment, and started to lick around her cleavage, causing her to lean back so it arched. Soon enough he had her shirt off and on the hook of the door in no time. His hands crawled up to her breasts, cupping them. She started unbuckling the belts on his pants as he did this, getting pissed that he wore so many. Once they were done she was going to suggest that he just stick to one and switch them out at times instead of wearing all three. They were now open and without a warning she stuck her hand down past the waistband of his boxers and clasped her fingers around his member, making him moan for all the innocents to hear. He shed her of her bra and she shuddered as the cold air hit her chest. He wasn't hesitant in the least, leaning his head to engulf her breast within his mouth. Just as he did this, her massaging increased and he groaned causing the vibrations to make her voice her pleasure. She pulled her hand free and tore his shirt off, not caring that others would be able to see it on the tiled floor as they would walk into the room. Her fingers traced his beautiful chest, making him shudder as she slid her hands down his sides. He gave her other breast the same attention just before she lifted up enough to bring his slacks down around his ankles, leaving his boxers on to tease him. The brought there lips together for a passionate kiss with their tongues fighting for dominance when-

“HEY YOU TWO!! NO INDECENT EXPOSURE IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS!” A security guard had barged in on their fun. Apparently the woman at the desk that Hiei had yelled decided to call airport security and they had been looking for them all around the terminal. Sarah pushed her chest up against her mates as to not give the strange man a peak.

“Get your bra on and let's go down to the holding cell until we can contact someone you guys know.” The man named Bubba retrieved their clothes and handed Sarah her bra to clasp back on with the help of Hiei, of course. They stood up and when Hiei walked out of the stall, his boner was still obviously visible and painfully bothering him seeing as they wouldn't let him relieve himself before they went out in front of the public. Sarah stole her clothes back to cover herself up and gave Hiei his cloak to hide his inflated erection. She tried to put her clothes back on but as a form of punishment the guard wouldn't let her.

“Here we are the holding cell. Now who can we call to pick you two up?” Bubba questioned. Hiei just growled and stared at him with a menacing look in his eyes.

“Ooook, little shorty you wanna tell us your names?” He asked Sarah. She was ready to pounce on this guy for interrupting them but knew that that would only lead to more trouble which would prolong the `no sex' part of her life.

“Sarah Jaganshi, Hiei Jaganshi…” She growled.

“YOU TWO ARE RELATED?!?!?” The fat, black man called in disgust.

“NO DUMBASS! WE'RE MARRIED!” Hiei shouted in pure angst. They weren't really together by law like he had just said but they were mated which was much stronger than a stupid ring and Sarah had the healed over mark on her neck to prove it.

“Oh…well…who can we call to come a pick you guys up. You two are minors, both 17 so we are letting you off with a warning for indecent exposure but if this happens again, then you two are getting put into the slammer!” Bubba stated. Hiei wasn't listening, only mourning over the loss of action he was getting from his lover. His erection still throbbed in his boxers and it was becoming overwhelming. Sarah looked over at him with sad eyes and mouthed an `I'm sorry' before she told the authorities the number of Melissa and Yusuke. An hour later and they were glaring at them through the bars of small room that was clearly visible to the passerby's of the terminal. Melissa stood there with her arms crossed over her chest, shaking her head while the two stood half naked before her.

“Tsk, tsk, tsk, Sarah and Hiei.” She muttered in disapproval. Hiei was infuriated.

“GET US OUT OF HERE BAKA!!!” He screamed with evil, piercing eyes, his fingers clasped around the bars with his knuckles turning white. Yusuke was standing there horrified. His sister was having intimate relations with Hiei for one which always got on his nerves, and now she was trying to have sex with him in a bathroom stall, that was just not kosher. Not that he was Jewish or anything, he liked cheese on his burgers.

“BAD SARAH! BAD BAD SARAH!” He flicked her on the nose and then tore his hand away, running to the desk with a glare on his face as to not face her wrath.

“Bad move babe.” Melissa smirked. She loved her boyfriend, but he didn't always think things through.

“Just get your clothes on and we can talk about it at the house.” She shook her head and Hiei slipped his pants back on, being careful not to pull the zipper up to close to his erect member. This was the only reason women should ever feel sorry for men about their bodies, because once they get it up, they can't deflate unless they continue to have sex with the person or take care of it themselves. Though, if they were going to do such a thing they should make sure they were going to get through it all before they got too aroused. Tough for them. His manhood bulged through his pants and was aching as they walked through the automatic doors back to the parking lot.

“You guys are lucky you didn't go to jail or get fined.” Melissa treated them like they were kids. It was just too much fun for her but she knew she had it coming when all of this was over. That's why when they were at their meetings that she and Yusuke used all that time to get as much fun time in as possible to get ready for the big punishment. Hiei couldn't even fight back as he tried to walk to the car.

“Yusuke, you drive them and their car back to the temple, I'll take the one we came in.” She told him. His eyes widened and he looked as scared as krill being hunted down by a whale.

“WHAT?! ARE YOU INSANE!!?? They'll shred me LIMB FROM LIMB!!! DO YOU HEAR ME??! LIMB FROM LIMB!!” He tried to fight back but his girlfriend just shook her head.

“Babe, it's going to be fine. Just make them wear their seatbelts and if they make a sudden move then they shouldn't be able to go far.” She replied.

`They don't do things fast, they creep up slowly like fucking cats on the prowl.' Yusuke shuddered at the way Melissa might find his mangled body in a ditch somewhere after days of searching for her loved one. He got into the front seat with the others getting in the back. Hiei was too hurt to do anything but Sarah was on the hunt. One spirit detective with gelled back hair was on her menu tonight and when Hiei was finally relieved, one annoying little glasses wearing, brunette was on his hit list. All he was wishing for at the moment was at least a blow job. ANYTHING to rid him of that pressure in his pants. Once he got Melissa's neck in his grasp he wasn't going to let go until she wheezed her last breath and was gone to the world, leaving him and Sarah to go at it like animals.

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Hiei: YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!! ONE BLOW JOB!!! I DON'T EVEN GET ONE TIME?!?!?!?! I SHOULD MURDER YOU RIGHT NOW!!!! *reaches for her neck.*

Millie: O_O NO! *runs away for her fucking life depended on it*

Black: GRRRRRRRR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HER SHE WILL BE BEGGING FOR ME TO FORGIVE HER!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Yusuke: O_________________O I hope you enjoyed….>_> *gulp*