Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Sayonara to Normality! ❯ The Frying Pan Loves You ( Chapter 5 )

Here we go! I think you know the drill!

Disclaimer: Why?! Why must I say such a mentally damaging thing?!

Counselor: There, there, go on…*Pats TRF reassuringly*

I-I…don't…own…Yu…Yu…Hakusho …or…Shishi…*Begins to sob hysterically and runs out of the room*

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Earth, Chika's house

"These human video games are insanely easy," bragged Shishi as he beat Bowser in Super Mario World on Chika's Super Nintendo.

Chika glowered at him, "I'm sorry if not all of us possess such high levels of hand-eye coordination," she grumbled sarcastically.

"Well naturally, as a master swordsman I would have hand-eye coordination. If I didn't, I wouldn't have lasted long," said Shishi as though it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"La-tee-DA!" snapped Chika irritably.

Shishi smirked, "Looks like a certain human is a bit angry because she obviously in the presence of one who outclasses her in every possible way," Shishi took out the hand mirror from before and smiled at his reflection.

"Narcissus," snarled Chika.

"I beg your pardon?" said Shishi, raising an eyebrow, "What is a 'Narcissus'?"

Chika grinned, "So you don't know everything!" she appeared rather self-satisfied.

"I don't know about stupid human things! That's nothing! Now what is this 'Narcissus'?" asked Shishi once again, trying to make the subject change not seem so abrupt by acting casual.

Chika laughed a bit before starting, "Narcissus was a Greek man who fell in love with his reflection."

Shishi crossed his arms over his chest and glared, then began to mutter something about 'in a world like this, the only one as perfect as me is my reflection…'.

"You are SO twisted," muttered Chika.

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Earth, Tori Jinta's house

The music blared in the background, and multi-colored lights bounced off the walls. Some people were dancing and others, including Leiko Kurusu were standing over by a table with concessions of all kinds, including alcohol, which Leiko was consuming rapidly. She didn't notice anything odd about the blue haired female that walked over to her.

"Want ssssssome?" she asked in a slurred voice.

The blue haired girl, who was, of course, Botan politely refused, and then decided that Leiko probably wasn't thinking straight, so it'd be a good time to pursue the topic of Shishiwakamaru, "So, have you had any…people staying at your house recently?" asked Botan unsurely.

It seemed to take Leiko all of five minutes to realize Botan was talking to her, "Oh yeah. There's some weeeeeeeeiiiiiiird guy with long blue hair. My little sissy, Chika, found 'im beaten up in the park an' brought 'im home," ok, you can basically remember that Leiko is talking all slurred-like right? I don't actually have to kill my spell checker by writing everything slurred? Good.

"Is he still there?" Botan probed her.

"Uh-huh. I need to go to the bathroom now…" moaned Leiko, sauntering away.

'Ah well. I got enough information,' thought Botan, 'Now I'll need to see Shishi about what exactly he's doing.'

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Earth, Chika's house

"What do we do now, exactly?" wonder Shishi aloud.

"Oh gee, I dunno. You beat all of our games for Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Gamecube, Gameboy, Gameboy Advance, Gameboy Advance SP, Playstation, Playstation 2, Xbox, and the computer! Fun-sucker," muttered Chika lowly.

"I can't help it if I'm just that good!" protested Shishi vainly.

"That still makes you a fun-sucker…you…fun-sucker!" said Chika er, lamely -_-;

"Oh my god, how dare I be good at stupid human games? I must be the absolute worst being in the universe," said Shishi sarcastically.

"The frying pan loves you…I think it wants to come out and play," grumbled Chika testily, hand ready to grab the frying pan from hammer space at any given moment.

"Tell the 'frying pan' to get a goddamn life and stop being jealous of my superiority," said Shishi, obviously using 'frying pan' as a substitute for 'Chika'.

Chika caught on quickly, "The 'frying pan' says that at least-she…er, I mean it, hasn't ever made a career of something as dead as swordsmanship. Talk about no life."

"I'll have you know that swordsmanship is VERY much alive!" yelled an irate Shishi.

"Me? I'm only telling you what the frying pan says. Don't go blaming me," said Chika innocently.

"And you called my family eccentrics earlier," muttered Shishi.

Ding-dong, rang the doorbell. Wow, that felt completely and utterly retarded to type.

"I'll get it. You seem to be in need of a few more 'people skills' before I let you anywhere near the outside," said Chika.

"Before you let me outside?! I am perfectly capable of going outside at any time I feel like it!" protested Shishi.

Chika opened the door, and there stood a bubbly-looking woman with a half-hearted smile on her face, "Um, excuse me, but who are you?" asked Chika with confusion evident in her voice.

"Hello! My name is Botan, and I was wondering if a certain 'Shishiwakamaru' was here right now?" asked Botan.

"And…why do you want to speak to him?" inquired Chika, raising both eyebrows in a suspicious fashion, "Are you a…fangirl person?"

Botan rapidly shook her head, "Oh no! You've just misunderstood entirely, I'm afraid. I'm-"

"One of Koenma's suckers," finished Shishi, appearing beside the door very suddenly.

Botan frowned, "No. I happen to be the Grim Reaper!"

Chika stared at Botan for a moment before breaking down into hysterical laughter.

"Uh-huh. However you want to fancy it up," mumbled Shishi rolling his eyes.

Botan grabbed her oar from thin air and whacked Shishi, "This is serious business!" she screamed.

Shishi rubbed his head and glared. Under any normal circumstance, he would've just asked his pursuer out with a charming smile, but he knew Botan was fully dedicated to Koenma and Team Urameshi, so it was basically futile, "And what have I done that was so wrong? Shouldn't you be punishing the people that left my beautiful body to rot in the humans' wasteland?!" he demanded.

Chika stopped laughing, "Excuse me? Wasteland?"

"Let's see," began Botan, "First of all, you've told a human about Makai and demons, and even given her a demonstration. I don't know how we're going to erase all of that from her memory…"

"ERASE?!" demanded Chika frantically.

"And then, despite being rather capable of alerting us to your whereabouts, you just lounged here doing nothing…"

Shishi looked scandalized, "How was I supposed to contact Mr. High-and-Mighty-Britches-Koenma? Stand in the middle of this human's yard with a large sign that said, 'Help! I am a demon trapped in the human world! Any lifts to Makai would be most appreciated'?!"

Botan shrugged, "I don't know. That's just what Koenma said to tell you."

"ERASE?!" screeched Chika once again.

"Well of course, we can't just let a human wander around knowing all these things," remarked Botan as though it were obvious.

"You can't erase my memories!" yelled Chika. Then, surprisingly, she grabbed Botan and threw her in the hallway closet and blocked the door shut with anything and everything she could find.

Shishi stared, "Uh…nice fast thinking, but you know that she can contact Koenma from there?" he asked.

"Nobody will erase my memories!" growled Chika in a possessed voice.

"Humans scare me sometimes," mumbled Shishi, "Especially female humans."

"WHAT WAS THAT?!" screamed Chika, turning around, frying pan in hand.

"I rest my case," moaned Shishi dejectedly, looking at the frying pan with 'I'm doomed' written on his face.

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You know, I'm getting these chapters out so fast even I'm amazed by it! I usually stall and twiddle my thumbs for months before I ever get around to updating stories! I guess Kurama is a very good muse. *Smiles at Kurama with hearts in eyes*

Kurama: Uh…*Doesn't know quite what to say to this unwanted attraction*

*Snaps out of it immediately* Well, also, just a bit of quick, shameless advertising, if you like DBZ, could you check out my fanfic, the "We-Must-Be-Out-Of-Our-Tiny-Minds Road Trip"? I swear I'm working on getting chapter eight out soon, and the only people that seem to be reviewing now are the people in it, whom I notify by e-mail when I update, and it's a bit frustrating knowing I have no new readers. Not something that makes me want to quit, because as you know, I think you should write for yourself, but still…I felt like advertising that in case anyone was interested.

Until the next update,

~TRF