Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ School isn't a way of life ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Hey I've had this idea in my head for the longest and since I'm depressed and have a computer, why not write till I pass out, or type either or.
 
Disclaimer: I don NOT own Yu Yu Hakusho.
 
Man I hate being a spirit detective, why can't that toddler do anything by himself. Every day it's the same thing, get called in, kill some demons some worthy, some not. Come home, after fighting Kuwabara. Then wake up at the early hours of the morning when the vampires go to sleep because Keiko has a bug up her ass. It's the same thing over and over, although now that I actually go to school, I found out that there's a new teacher that's going to be here from now on starting tomorrow. Suppose ably Keiko thinks he's going to be one of my new teachers, big whoop. That just means I'll be the first student to make him reconsider working here. Kuwabara doesn't know I'm a spirit detective or a demon neither does Keiko, and they won't if I can help it. Lately though I've felt off like something is around, but Koenma hasn't said anything so it must not be a threat.
Walking to school like everyday, since Keiko usually drags me out of bed. I get up before she gets to my house and I go to school. I think I almost gave my teacher a heart attack last week. I showed up for all my classes and my progress report for the week was A's and B's. I'm smart I just don't apply self. Though we have a new teacher today so it's good. I am usually the first on in the classroom, and I just sit there leaning in my chair keeping my balance. The teacher we're suppose to be getting is a math teacher go figure probably some old dude who can't see straight. I didn't even bother to look back when our new teacher walked in although they noticed me.
“Excuse me aren't you a little early?” He said
“I'm never early, just be glad I'm here.” I said tilting my head back to look at him upside down; well I think it was a he. It looked like a her. Long red hair. Hot body.
“Wow you're hot.” I said softly and he blushed.
“I know you're a guy so what?” I said as he finished mumbling to himself.
“You heard me?” He asked bewildered
“Yea, its not like you have to be a demon to hear it. Though the way you talk it would help.” I said rocking my chair back and forth on its hind legs. He just starred at me and laughed walking to his desk.
“Demons don't exist.” He said putting his things in order.
“Think what you want.” I said yawning, and stretching out in my desk. The teacher merely looked at me dazed.
“What's your name?” He asked
“Yuusuke. Yours?”
“Shuichi Minamino.” He answered
“Funny I thought you were going to say Kurama or something, I think it would suit you better.” I said ignoring him.
“You talk a lot don't you?” Shuichi asked
“No I just give my opinion when I have one.” I answered and he sighed
 
Shuichi's(Kurama's) P.O.V.
`He took my lines Shuichi.'
I know Youko now would you please be quiet. He's hot I get it, You like him I like him. One downside though; I am his teacher.
`Doesn't he remind you of someone though'
He does, He reminds me of Raizen. From makai. Why who does he remind you of?
`Same, I thought so o well. The faster this ends the faster we find out just don't let anyone know we're demon'
I'm not stupid Youko
`Not saying you were.'
 
“So why are you here so early Yuusuke.” I said and the boy gave me a glare.
“Work.” He answered
“Where do you work? Are you even old enough to work?” I asked unpacking my things.
“Normally no, but I'm an exception.” He said snickering and as soon as he finished the bell rang,
`Well let us get over with this Shuichi.'
`Yea only six and a half hours.'
The class filed in and the only one that caught my attention really was a boy in a blue uniform with orange hair. He had exceptionally high spirit energy, odd. He walked over to Yusuke and hit up side his head, causing the youth to jump up and right hook him to the jaw sending him into a desk.
 
“Damn Kuwabara the one day I decided to be nice to you, you come and start trouble.” He said walking towards him and leaning towards his ear whispering something that caused the boy in blue to blush. The boy's spirit energy slowly vanished from my feeling and before I knew the two boys were exchanging friendly blows.
 
“Alright class, welcome and good morning. My name is Minamino Shuichi and I will be your new math and homeroom teacher.” I said bowing, as soon as I was done the class erupted into multiple side conversations, many compliments going back and forth a long with gibberish.
 
“Class Class settle down. I am not like your other teachers you'll learn that soon enough. Now everyone now that the introduction is over and down with, take out your math books and open up to page two hundred and fifteen. Can anyone tell me the answer to number one.” I said smiling.
 
“Seventy five.”
 
“Yea right Urameshi.” The boy in blue called out.
 
“Actually that is correct.” I said and the class went silent, after a moment the class erupted in disbelief.
 
“Oh Urameshi is being a suck up to the new teacher.” Kuwabara said.
 
“Shut up. It's not my fault you're an idiot. The one time I decide to pay attention in class you think it's because I think our teacher is hot. No offence but still. Kuwabaka you need to pay attention. Did ya ever think I am just sick of being here.” Yusuke yelled
 
“Yea right you got the hots for him don't even deny it. How could you be sick of school that's the only reason Ko-” That was all the boy could get out before there was a small flare and Yusuke's fist connected to his face. Knocking the boy unconscious.
“Idiot.” Yusuke mumbled before sitting back down in his chair and putting his head down on his desk.
 
“Alright class back to the book. Now that our disruption is over.” I smiled finishing my lesson.
`Finally that was the longest day of my life so far and I am over a thousand years old Shuichi. Please tell me it won't always be this bad.'
`Well it wasn't that bad Youko, I mean it was pretty entertaining when Yusuke knocked Kuwabara-san out.'
`I suppose but, that boy Yusuke. He has energy, but I can't tell if it's reikai of youki.'
“Kurama” someone said, as I was walking down the street, making me stop and turn to see Yusuke.
“You're not going to use my real name are you Yusuke?” I asked turning towards him.
“You're a demon.” He said, shocking me although it didn't cross over my features.
“Excuse me.” I said smiling innocently.
“You can lie, I don't care. I know who you are; I'm just warning you. If you act out of line I have to arrest you. It's my job. I hope I don't have to go that far.” Yusuke said taking on a playful tone. I merely played a long.
“If you catch me.” I said
“ I won't have to, although I could use the exercise.” Yusuke said pulling his hand up to my face in the form of a gun. My eyes widened
“So you're the new spirit detective.” I said and he smiled, the smile reaching his eyes.
“Bang.” He said walking away.
Interesting…
­­­­­­­­­­­ ;­­­­­-dodges flying objects- Hi, I know it sucks. It's something different so it is going to take me a while to Yusuke in character. Flames will be used to melt the snow just like in my story Inside.