Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Sick day. ❯ One-Shot

Disclaimer: I wish I owned it. Oh well I don't own anything. (Complete and total suckage)

Hiei was bored. That morning he woke up with a runny nose and a fever. He had gone to Koenma's office to report for the mission but they sent him home sick. Hiei sighed and turned on the TV he watched a movie about some guy who golfed to get his grandma's house back. (Best movie ever) Afterwards he made popcorn and watched a show called trading spaces. How boring (actually I like that show) He took a nap. When he woke up he was still bored. He played Final Fantasy 10 but got frustrated when he couldn't beat Yunalesca. (I have the same problem. I WILL DESTROY YUNALESCA!!!) (No more author notes)

Hiei finally decided to read. He read The Phantom Tollbooth. (I know I said no more notes but this book is the best!!!) He sat down and turned on cartoon network. They were having a marathon of some show. It was about a girl who fell down a well and met a half dog demon. Hiei finally got fed up. " Dis is so boring." Hiei said. He went on the computer on a site called Neopets. After hours of playing he was rich and bored. He went on a search for something interesting and found fanfics on Inuyasha, Ranma1/2, Gundam Wing, Here is Greenwood, and even some about Final fantasy 10. He decided to write a fic and titled it things Tidus would never say. When he was finished he couldn't help but laugh at the things he had put. After laughing for a few more minutes he noticed that someone was at the door. When he answered it he saw a very depressed Kurama, a pissed off Yusuke, and an amazingly stupid Kuwabara. " What?", asked Hiei "The mission was that we had to go visit all the sick people in Ningenkai and throw magic fairy dust at them.", said Yusuke who obviously felt stupid. "So here's your fairy dust it will make you not sick anymore.", said Yusuke

As he threw some on Hiei " O.K.", said Hiei a bit confused as Yusuke had just said that whole sentence faster then Hiei could run. " Bye Hiei.", said Yusuke and in a flash they were gone. " Now I'b glad I was sick.", said Hiei to himself, " Thad was so stubid." Hiei was also glad he didn't have to go because the whole gang was dressed in pink fairy suits with sparkly fairy wings. " Oh well I deed a dap.", said Hiei.