Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Silly Quickies ❯ Toilets! ( Chapter 2 )

Jade: hey hey ^_^ another quick one cuz I haven’t had much time on my hands but I’ll update all stories soon!

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Toilet flushing

Yusuke: come on Kuwabara!

Kuwabara: no don’t make me go I don’t wanna!!!!

Kurama: they are only going to help you with your problem, I promise.

Hiei: big baby!

Kuwabara: am not watch I’ll go all by myself. (by the way Yusuke was draggin him)

Hiei: hn and how are we to be sure you don’t just runaway!

Kuwabara: cuz I am a … MAN

Hiei: did you hit your head again?

Kuwabara: what why you little jerk I’ll huh?

Hiei: *after hearing only little he ripped a branch off a nearby tree and began beating on Kuwabara.* hn

Kurama: feel better Hiei?

Hiei: yup!

Kuwabara: * X_X* owww!

Yusuke: *snicker snicker* come on lets go already

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Fin ally they reached their destination: a club for people with toilet flushing problems (leave it to Kuwabara to have a problem like that!)

Kuwabara: Kurama?

Kurama: yes?

Kuwabara: will you hold my hand please?

Kurama: huh umm okay?

Kuwabara: yay *and he immediately grabs Kurama’s hand*

When they finally enter they see eep it can’t be!!!

It’s … THE MUFFIN MAN!!!

Kurama: oh muffins not you too!! *faint*

Hiei: yum * and he begins to chase the giant muffin!!*

Yusuke: not again. Last time Hiei bit off the muffin man’ s ears off!

Kuwabara: giant toilet!!!!! (by the way did I mention the giant toilet that ya can’t miss! ^_^)

Kuwabara immediately (hmm Kuwabara seems to do things immediately) runs up and begins to flush the toilet madly while people with toilet paper problems throw in giant amounts of you guessed it… toilet paper! soon the toilet became clogged and the whole place flooded. The doors open and let out all the water and the gang landed on the sidewalk drenched and smelly

( I don’t want to know who used a toilet that big but there is probably enough grossness to go around!)

Yusuke: please tell me your over this phase!

Kuwabara: yup!

Kurama: *just waking up too!* what happened actually on second thought don’t tell me * he saw the giant toilet dripping still and guessed at what happened* but where is Hiei ?

The numbskulls: I don’t know!

Soon Hiei floats out.

Kurama: hey Hiei what is that thing that resembles my good friend the muffin man top? (you know the top of muffins well that what Hiei was floating on)

Hiei: it is the muffin man top and he was a well balanced breakfast!

* he said with a smirk*

Kurama * faint again*

Kuwabara: hey wait a sec it’s not breakfast time!

Yusuke : idiot! *under his breath that is but Hiei heard so they just laughed and then Kurama woke up Hiei told him so he joined in and Kuwabara found some shoes and was licking them (don’t ask me why he just was) and was completely oblivious to what was goin on THE END!!!

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Jade: okay that’s it for now review since ya already read! ^_^