Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Silly Songs With Hiei ❯ Everbody's got a lotta Hairgel. ( Chapter 3 )

Carmen: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Hiei, the part of the show where Hiei comes out and sings a Silly song...

Myra: YAY!!

Lupe: yup

Carmen: Joining us today is my good friend Lupe...

Myra: Welcome Lupe!

Hiei: Go away.

Lupe: Hi! I gots ice cream! ::sits down and pulls out a gallon bucket::

Carmen: That's not very nice Hiei...

Myra: ...Hiei be nice.

Hiei: ICE CREAM! ::Lunges for the ice cream::

Lupe: cause I brought Ice cream!

Carmen: ::Hits him:: NO! Not until you sing!

Lupe: Mine! ::runs::

Hiei: Hn.

Myra: O.O Hiei....

Hiei: Not singing.

Lupe: :: starts makin' ice cream cone:: See I put it in a cone NOW SING!

Pyro: Hiei, they have money and ice cream. Now sing.

Hiei: No, and I eat it straight from the container.

Lupe: I lick the ice cream if you don't sing!!!!!!

Carmen: Eeeeewwww! GERMS!

Kurama: Just sing already Hiei....

Hiei: NO!

Myra: ...okay...

Carmen: No ice cream for you then.

Lupe: Don't give up Myra!

Hiei: I WANT ICE CREAM!

Jin: ::hugs Carmen::

Carmen: ... wow, that was random...

Carmen: Hi Jin....

Jin: ^.^

Lupe: :: puts ice cream in container:: now do you want ice cream Hiei?

Lupe: Sing 2 verses then you get ice cream....yes?

Myra: NEWS FLASH!! Molly's going out with Jordon!!

Lupe: random...

Carmen: wow, you just had to put that in the middle of the story didn't you?

Myra: yes.

Myra: it's true.

Carmen: I know

Lupe: really... just cut it out later

Carmen: she told me already

Carmen: no, I think everyone in the world should know

Myra: lol

Lupe: ok what ever does Hiei want ice cream ::sugary voice::

Myra: O.O;;

Hiei: Yes.... ::Tries to grab container::

Carmen: That was weird Lupe...

Lupe: ::pulls it away:: then sing!

Myra: Yes it was.

Lupe: shut up

Hiei: Fine, what do I have to sing.

Lupe: hmm.... what to sing...

Myra: ::think::

Lupe: ow!

Carmen: Lupe, it was your idea...

Carmen: ::Hands them both Ibuprofen:: Sorry, out of Tylenol.

Myra: CARMEN!! Tylonol..NOW!!

Lupe: I dunno let's rewrite the water buffalo song! ::pushes pills away:: I don't take meds!

Myra: lol

Carmen: I don't have any, jeez... what am I? A medic?

Lupe: I don't take them no no no!

Carmen: We know Lupe.

Myra: lol

Carmen: You can shut up now...

Lupe: k

Lupe: Everybody's got a lotta hair gel, yours is old but mine is new...

Carmen: thank you

Myra: lol

Hiei: Hn. No.

Lupe: what?

Hiei: My hair is naturally like this.

Carmen: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! That's a good one...

Myra: lol

Lupe: I dunno...

Hiei: :: Death Glare::

Lupe: ::Death glare::

Myra: LOL

Carmen: Someone's PMSing.... not you Lupe, Hiei...

Lupe: :: Death Glare ::

Hiei: ::Chases Carmen around the room::

Lupe: ROFLMAO!

Myra: same.

Carmen: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Hides behind Kurama::

Kurama: Why is it always me?

Lupe: ::eats some of the ice cream::

Myra: Here we go again...

Hiei: MOVE FOX!

Lupe: ::munching on Hiei's precious ice cream::

Myra: O.O NO LUPE DON'T!!

Lupe: .....

Myra: It's dangerous....

Myra: The world will be over run by SQUIRLLES!!!!

Carmen: o.O

Lupe: Hey it's mine! plus I got more in the ice cream truck I bought for this...:: passes out ice cream to everyone but Hiei::

Hiei: ::Sees Lupe eating his ice cream:: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Ignores Carmen and goes for Lupe::

Myra: O.O lol

Lupe: :: runs with ice cream container::

Myra: LOL

Hiei: ::Hits Lupe over the head with Carmen's softball bat::

Carmen: Hey! Don't do that!

Lupe: :: jumps in truck and drives away::

Carmen: You might dent it...

Myra: lol

Myra: spoo.

Carmen: THAT'S MY WORD!

Myra: Carmen!! Over here!!

Carmen: And Hiei still has to sing...

Carmen: ::Walks over::

Myra: YEAH!!

Carmen: what?

Myra: ...I forgot...

Hiei: ::Throws Carmen's softball bat on the floor::

Lupe: :: drives back:: I'll give Hiei three cartons of ice cream to sing

Carmen: nice, stupid...

Myra: meanie.

Hiei: :: Picks up Carmen's bat again and keeps trying to hit Lupe::

Lupe: :: dodges everyone::

Myra: RUN LUPE RUN!!

Lupe: :; throws container of ice cream:: Fetch Hiei!

Myra: Lupe!! RUN!!

Hiei: O.O ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Runs after it::

Lupe: Bring it back good boy go get the ice cream!'

Carmen: ok then...

Myra: Nice.

Lupe: thank you I learned that trick from a friend of mine

Carmen: He still needs to sing, the story's called Silly Songs With Hiei for a reason you know.

Myra: lol true.

Hiei: ::Comes back::

Myra: nice.

Lupe: thank ya

Hiei: ::Eats all the ice cream:: Now what do I have to sing?

Lupe: ::hugs Myra::

Myra: Um, hi.

Carmen: o.O

Lupe: ....

Hiei: WHAT DO I HAVE TO SING?!?!?!

Myra: um..........

Carmen: Guys, I think he actually wants to sing...

Myra: yeah.

Lupe: Everybody's got a lotta hair gel

Lupe: ect...

Myra: HIEI HAS TO SING!! NOT YOU LUPE!!!

Hiei: Hn, fine.

Lupe: lol I want to hear him sing it

Myra: oh.

Myra: sorry. ^.^

Lupe: that ok with you Carm?

Lupe: he's gotta make up the next line though.....

Myra: Carmen?

Lupe: Carmen?

Hiei: Everybody's got a lotta hair gel, yours is old but mine is new...Oh where do we get it? Probably from a store, but everybody's got a lotta hair Gel OOOHH! I took my hair gel from the store, got caught by guards at the door. Spilled some hair Gel on the floor, Oh Everybody's got a lotta hair gel OOOH!

Myra: O.O

Carmen: ok... that was weird Hiei...

Lupe: O.O ROFLMAOx11111111111100000000022222200000000!!!!!!!

Myra: O.O

Carmen: random number...

Myra: yup.

Lupe: yu-yu-pp-pp-er-ers-s ::laughing so hard::

Carmen: Lupe... breathe.... Inhale.... Exhale....Inhale...Exhale....

Lupe: thanks

Myra: lol

Carmen: This is one of the weirdest shows yet....

Carmen: Hiei- I WANT MORE ICE CREAM!

Lupe: ::tosses another carton::

Myra: ::hide behind Lupe::

Hiei: YAY! ::Eats it in one bite:: O.O :: Passes out from a brain freeze:: @.@

Carmen: ok....

Myra: okay.

Carmen: This has been silly songs with Hiei, tune in next time to hear Hiei sing...

Lupe: There ya go I think that's all we can do since Hiei's passed out

Hiei: @.@

Myra: O.O

Lupe: nvm

Myra: okay...

Carmen: Why does he always pass out?

Lupe: no know

Carmen: Bye bye ya'll...

Lupe: BYE!

Myra: NO CARMEN!!

Jin: ::Hugs Carmen:: Carmen no go bye bye.

Carmen: I'm not leaving, I'm saying goodbye to the readers.

Carmen: BYE!

Carmen: Everybody say bye!

Myra: Oh, okay.

Myra: Bye everyone!

Kurama: BYE!

Jin: BYE!!!

Pyro: Later, Losers.

Carmen: You're mean Pyro.

Lupe: Bye! R&R! (hinthintwinkwink):: takes bite of Hiei's ice cream and passes out from brain freeze as well::

Carmen: ok...