Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Smile! Your on Kurama cam ❯ Observation 2 part 1: Kazuma Kuwabara ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
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Klw: I'm happy today so for anyone who reads this fic, HERE!! * Gets out a box filled with plushes* TAKE ANY 2 YOU LIKE!!!

Kurama: Now Kuwabara. Oh god. Could You please make this alittle bit short. Cause I really don't want to know everything that he does

Kds: Okay. But who does want to know what he does. Cause I know I don't.

Kurama: * wearing protective armor* Okay I'm ready to go. Wish me luck.

kds: Good luck.

Kurama falls over due to the wieght of the armor and crackes it in half.

Kds: o.o

Kurama: I'm okay
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Observation 2 part 1

Kazuma Kuwabara

Kurama was in a tree outside of Kuwabara's house. " Now we shall observe the species known as stupidious uglious, Kazuma Kuwabara. Since it is night 9:57p.m. to be precise we shall observe him longer hopefully, then we did yusuke. Now let us see what he does."

In side of Kuwabara's house, Kuwabara picks up a pair of twizzers, pulls down his boxers and sits on the bed." Time to pluck some hair before bed"

Outside Kurama looks completely digusted." HE"S PULLING OUT HIS ASS HAIRS USING TWIZZERS!!! THAT IS REPULSIVE!!! EVEN THE CAT THINKS SO!!!!" He points to Eikichi who is under the bed looking completely digusted. " merooowwww meowwrr!!"(Help me!!) " Poor cat. We shall come back here later on when he is asleep. GOD THAT'S NASTY!!!" He turns off the camera.

1 hour later.

Kurama was eating something from Mc donalds." Now that that disturbing image has left my head we can continue." He then carefully opens Kuwabara's window and steps inside. " now we shall see what he sleeps in." He uncovers kuwabara revealing him to be wearing shizuru's bra for no reason at all." That is disturbing." Kurama then looks up and stops in his tracks. Above Kuwabara's bed he sees a wallscroll. That's a wallscroll of me Hiei Yusuke and Koenma naked. I am officially afraid of Kuwabara." Kurama walks over to Kuwabara's dresser and finds a diary." Oh it looks like our specimen has a diary.let us read some of it."

Kuwabara's Diary

08-07-03

Today was a great day. Me and yukina had alot of fun at the beach. But kurama hiei and urameshi were there to looking o so sexy without their shirts on.God it was hard not to look at them, but Yukina was in a bikini so I looked at her. It's all good. But Kurama still looked so hot, as did Hiei and Urameshi. Koenma sadly was not there. When we were walking back the only thing I could do was look at Kurama's ass in those tight really tight leather pants.I drool at the thought. Even though they're guys I still think their really hot. So I think I'll turn bi so I could be with them and Yukina. That's all that happened today.

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Kurama now looed even more disgusted then before. "0.0 That is it. From now on I am staying five feet away from Kuwabara at all times. We shall come back to his habitat in the morning to observe his morning routines. " Kurama jumps out the window. Eikihi comes out from under the bed."meroow meowwr mewor mrooeweerrer mweeererooer meoorwweereer.( And he also doesn't wear boxers to bed and his dick is the size of an ant.)"

In the morning at 7: 58 a.m. Kurama was outside of Kuwabara's house. " He should wake up momentarly. He just woke up." Inside of Kuwabara's house Kuwabara sat up on the bed, scratched his stomach then smelled his armpits. " Still clean. No need for a shower today. OOOO BARNEY AND FRIENDS IS ON!!!!! ." He turns on the tv and watches barney. Then he reaches under the bed and pulls out a moldy old sandwich." This one looks ripe. 4 1/2 years old . Time to eat." He starts to eat the sandwich.

Kurama just looks weirdly at Kuwabara." Atleast he doesn't feed the cat by regurgitating( a/n: Sorry if i spelled this wrong but just so you know he means that kuwabara eats the food then throws it up and feeds the cat with it.) the food. Just as Kurama said this Kuwabara did it. " 0.0 I am disturbed. Oh it looks like our retard... i mean speciman is leaving for school let us follow him. Kurama follows Kuwabara to school. There Kuwabara meets up with Yusuke.

" Look Kurama was video taping me yesterday. Did you see him anywhere?" " Nope. It's not like he's right behind me with a video camera video taping me." Kuwabara replied stupidly. " Kuwabara turn around." Said Yusuke. Kuwabara turns around and sees Kurama right behind him with a video camera video taping him. "KURAMA!!!!" " Kuwabara let's get him!" Kurama once again starts running. " Well that concludes the study of the stupious uglious retard Kuwabara. After I get away from these two we shall start our observation on fireous hnious a.k.a. Hiei." " WE'LL GET YOU KURAMA AND YOUR LITTLE CAMERA TOO!!!" Yusuke and Kurama scream angrily

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Kurama: THAT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!

Kds: Calm down Kurama. Kuwabara and Yusuke are both gone. Relax.

Kurama: Okay. Relax.

Kds: But where are Yusuke and Kuwabara anyway?

Kurama: Once again I lost them somewhere.

Yusuke and Kuwabara were in Africa in a pot of boiling water surrounded by cannibles that are wearing masks and doing some sort of a dance.

Kuwabara: THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE JAPAN!!!!