Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Smile! Your on Kurama cam ❯ Observation 4 Part 1: Keiko Yukimura ( Chapter 4 )
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By: KuramasDarkSide 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.20.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 906 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.20.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 906 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I own nothing not even the camera, and the fires from the pits of hell are owned by Hiei.
Klw: Well here's the next chapter and I am sorry if I offended any Hiei fangirl with that last chapter.
Kurama: Do I have to do this?
Klw: Yes.
Kurama: Y.Y damn.
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Observation 4 part 1
Keiko Yukimura
At Kurama's house at 6:00 a.m in the morning
Kurama sleepliy opened his eyes and sat up in bed. He picked up the remote and turned on the tv. Kurama looked at the tv and grinned evilly. He picked up his phone and dialed a number.
At Kaito's house
Kaito was still asleep. His phone rings and he lazily picks it up. ", Moshi moshi?" He said lazily. ", Minamino, Nandeyo? Do you know what time it is?" He stops talking for a minute", What do you mean turn on the tv and got to channel 56? fine, I'll do it." He picks up his remote and turns on his widescreen tv. ::On the tv:: there was a reporter lady and what looked to be the remains of a burnt down school. ", So in closing somehow Meiou high had been burned to the ground last night and students shall not have school untill it is rebuilt. Stay tuned for more news on this mysterious occurance." ::end of program.::
Kaito grinned evily", So Hiei combusted the school. That means we could get more people on tape. Do you have anymore people that we could spy on?"
"Of course. There's a lot more people we could spy on." Kurama replied. ", Ja ne Kaito." Kurama turns off the phone. He gets dressed and walks over to his dresser, picks up his camera, and smirks evilly.", This is so much fun." He walks out the door.
4 hours later
We see Keiko walking home after grocery shopping and we also see Kurama in a tree not far behind her, with a video camera. Kurama jumps to the nex t tree.", Now we are going to study the species known as bitchious slapious. We have to follow her extremely carefully because her slaps aer worse then her bites."
Keiko walks inside her house. Keiko's dad walks over to her", Did you get all the groceries I asked for?" Keiko smiles", Yep." She then runs up the stairs and gose to her room and locks the door.
Kurama jumps up to the top of the tree which is convienently right next to Keiko's window. ", Now we shall see all the secrets ummm... I mean habits of this rare specimen." He points the camera at Keiko's window.
Inside of Keiko's room, Keiko sits down on the bed, then looks around.", Good, no one's here." She pulls out a black box from under her bed, opens it, and presses a big red button that's inside the box. Suddenly Keiko's room starts to shake and all of her walls are now covered with pictures of yusuke. Keiko then walks over to the wallscroll of Yusuke that was hanging over her bed. She bows dowm before.", My, dear god, Yusuke, how I worship thee. Your hot sexyness is just too much too bare. I slap you because when I look at you, your hotness is too much!" She then rips off the clothes she had on. She now was wearing a black shirt with yusuke on it and jeans with Yusuke's picture on her ass. ", Please my lord, I beg for your forgiveness." She walks over to her boom box and puts in CD and Murderdolls music starts playing.", Please let this sacred music please you."
Outside Kurama was laughing hysterically. ", I guess that she worships Yusuke. Well it's really no surprise, because well this specimen and fighteous punkeous love each other even though they never show it."
Keiko now was chanting different prayers.", NOW FOR THE SACRIFIC!!!!!!!!!!" She walks over to her closest and pulls out a scared to death Kuwabaka, that was gagged and tied up. Kuwabaka was crying", MWAHADGDKTSDAAWQWVBJDSJRJSRYS!!!! KUSFGXDDESWRWEASEAFDGSDS!!!!( NOOO!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE A SACRIFIC!!! I STILL GOTTA HURT KURAMA!!!) Keiko slaps Kuwabaka", SHUT UP!!!" Kuwabara looks at her",muh...( but..) Keiko get s out a bat and hits him.", I SAID SHUTUP!!" Kuwabaka now has a cracked head.", m....( bu....) Keiko starts to beat the shit out of Kuwabaka with the baseball bat.", GODDAMMIT SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!" She looks at Kuwabaka, who appears dead. Suddenly a huge hole appears with the fires from the pits hell coming out . Keiko picks up Kuwabara above her head", PREPARE TO BE SACRIFICED!!!!!" Kuwabaka, who amazingly lives again" MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"( NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!) ", Keiko phone call! It's Yusuke-chan." Keiko's mom screams from downstairs. ", MY GOD IS CALLING ME!!!" Keiko screams. She looks at Kuwabaka, who was praising Koenma for sparing his life.", You're lucky this time sacrific but you won't be so lucky next time." She gets out the black box and presses the red button and her room returns to the way it was. She unlocks her door and runs downstairs.
Kurama was outside looking both afraid and creeped out.", Is she the devil or something? Oh it seems our specimen is leaving." Kurama said as Keiko walked out the door.", We shall follow her very carefully." Kurama follows Keiko very carefully.
Keiko walks to a a hair salon and walks in. Kurama walks in and sits down on te couch and picks up a random magaizine, which just so happened to be a playboy mag, to cover his face. Keiko sits down in a chair and puts her hair in a sink thingy. The cutter person rinses her hair. ", Well it looks like she is getting her hair done for yusuke. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!!!??" Kurama said as he saw that Keiko's natural brown hair turned into wet blond hair and her face wash off making her look worse then Kuwabara.", She's a blond and she's uglier then Kuwabara!!??"
The cutter person lets call her bob, puts brown hair dye in Keikos hair and it returns to the color it once was and puts a special cream thingy that returns Keiko's face to the way it once was. Keiko walks over to the desk and pays bob the money. She bows and leaves. Kurama was speechless. He then noticed what magazine he had picked up and blushed intensely. He quickly leaves.
5 minutes later
Keiko was walking along. " HEY KEIKO!" ", Huh?" She looks up and sees Yusuke and Hiei running toward her. ", Have you seen Kurama or Kuwabara?" Suddenly Kuwabara, who was still tied up and gaged, jumped over to them.", MWADFADFDGDJFJD!!!!"( SHE"S A DEVIL!!!) He trips over and falls flat on his face. Keiko gives him a you-dare-tell-them-and-you're-a-living-dead-sacrific look.yusuke ungages Kuwabara. ", What hapened to you?" ", I got in a fight with my cat and the cat won." Yusuke sighs.", You're an idiot. But anyway Keiko have you seen Kurama??" Keiko shakes her head. ", No why." ", He recorded everything we did. He probably recorded you by now." Keiko gets really pissed", Oh did he?" ", Yeah."
Kurama gulps", Well it is time to end this obsevation. Next time we shall observe iceious niceous, Yukina." Kurama quickly runs home like his life depended on it, which in this case it does.
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Klw: Well I hoped you all liked this chapter.
Kurama: Remind me never to go over to Keiko's house.
Klw: I will.But you do know that they're gonna be after you.
Kurama: I'll be long gone before they find me.
Klw: ^^""
Klw: Well here's the next chapter and I am sorry if I offended any Hiei fangirl with that last chapter.
Kurama: Do I have to do this?
Klw: Yes.
Kurama: Y.Y damn.
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Observation 4 part 1
Keiko Yukimura
At Kurama's house at 6:00 a.m in the morning
Kurama sleepliy opened his eyes and sat up in bed. He picked up the remote and turned on the tv. Kurama looked at the tv and grinned evilly. He picked up his phone and dialed a number.
At Kaito's house
Kaito was still asleep. His phone rings and he lazily picks it up. ", Moshi moshi?" He said lazily. ", Minamino, Nandeyo? Do you know what time it is?" He stops talking for a minute", What do you mean turn on the tv and got to channel 56? fine, I'll do it." He picks up his remote and turns on his widescreen tv. ::On the tv:: there was a reporter lady and what looked to be the remains of a burnt down school. ", So in closing somehow Meiou high had been burned to the ground last night and students shall not have school untill it is rebuilt. Stay tuned for more news on this mysterious occurance." ::end of program.::
Kaito grinned evily", So Hiei combusted the school. That means we could get more people on tape. Do you have anymore people that we could spy on?"
"Of course. There's a lot more people we could spy on." Kurama replied. ", Ja ne Kaito." Kurama turns off the phone. He gets dressed and walks over to his dresser, picks up his camera, and smirks evilly.", This is so much fun." He walks out the door.
4 hours later
We see Keiko walking home after grocery shopping and we also see Kurama in a tree not far behind her, with a video camera. Kurama jumps to the nex t tree.", Now we are going to study the species known as bitchious slapious. We have to follow her extremely carefully because her slaps aer worse then her bites."
Keiko walks inside her house. Keiko's dad walks over to her", Did you get all the groceries I asked for?" Keiko smiles", Yep." She then runs up the stairs and gose to her room and locks the door.
Kurama jumps up to the top of the tree which is convienently right next to Keiko's window. ", Now we shall see all the secrets ummm... I mean habits of this rare specimen." He points the camera at Keiko's window.
Inside of Keiko's room, Keiko sits down on the bed, then looks around.", Good, no one's here." She pulls out a black box from under her bed, opens it, and presses a big red button that's inside the box. Suddenly Keiko's room starts to shake and all of her walls are now covered with pictures of yusuke. Keiko then walks over to the wallscroll of Yusuke that was hanging over her bed. She bows dowm before.", My, dear god, Yusuke, how I worship thee. Your hot sexyness is just too much too bare. I slap you because when I look at you, your hotness is too much!" She then rips off the clothes she had on. She now was wearing a black shirt with yusuke on it and jeans with Yusuke's picture on her ass. ", Please my lord, I beg for your forgiveness." She walks over to her boom box and puts in CD and Murderdolls music starts playing.", Please let this sacred music please you."
Outside Kurama was laughing hysterically. ", I guess that she worships Yusuke. Well it's really no surprise, because well this specimen and fighteous punkeous love each other even though they never show it."
Keiko now was chanting different prayers.", NOW FOR THE SACRIFIC!!!!!!!!!!" She walks over to her closest and pulls out a scared to death Kuwabaka, that was gagged and tied up. Kuwabaka was crying", MWAHADGDKTSDAAWQWVBJDSJRJSRYS!!!! KUSFGXDDESWRWEASEAFDGSDS!!!!( NOOO!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE A SACRIFIC!!! I STILL GOTTA HURT KURAMA!!!) Keiko slaps Kuwabaka", SHUT UP!!!" Kuwabara looks at her",muh...( but..) Keiko get s out a bat and hits him.", I SAID SHUTUP!!" Kuwabaka now has a cracked head.", m....( bu....) Keiko starts to beat the shit out of Kuwabaka with the baseball bat.", GODDAMMIT SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!" She looks at Kuwabaka, who appears dead. Suddenly a huge hole appears with the fires from the pits hell coming out . Keiko picks up Kuwabara above her head", PREPARE TO BE SACRIFICED!!!!!" Kuwabaka, who amazingly lives again" MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"( NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!) ", Keiko phone call! It's Yusuke-chan." Keiko's mom screams from downstairs. ", MY GOD IS CALLING ME!!!" Keiko screams. She looks at Kuwabaka, who was praising Koenma for sparing his life.", You're lucky this time sacrific but you won't be so lucky next time." She gets out the black box and presses the red button and her room returns to the way it was. She unlocks her door and runs downstairs.
Kurama was outside looking both afraid and creeped out.", Is she the devil or something? Oh it seems our specimen is leaving." Kurama said as Keiko walked out the door.", We shall follow her very carefully." Kurama follows Keiko very carefully.
Keiko walks to a a hair salon and walks in. Kurama walks in and sits down on te couch and picks up a random magaizine, which just so happened to be a playboy mag, to cover his face. Keiko sits down in a chair and puts her hair in a sink thingy. The cutter person rinses her hair. ", Well it looks like she is getting her hair done for yusuke. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!!!??" Kurama said as he saw that Keiko's natural brown hair turned into wet blond hair and her face wash off making her look worse then Kuwabara.", She's a blond and she's uglier then Kuwabara!!??"
The cutter person lets call her bob, puts brown hair dye in Keikos hair and it returns to the color it once was and puts a special cream thingy that returns Keiko's face to the way it once was. Keiko walks over to the desk and pays bob the money. She bows and leaves. Kurama was speechless. He then noticed what magazine he had picked up and blushed intensely. He quickly leaves.
5 minutes later
Keiko was walking along. " HEY KEIKO!" ", Huh?" She looks up and sees Yusuke and Hiei running toward her. ", Have you seen Kurama or Kuwabara?" Suddenly Kuwabara, who was still tied up and gaged, jumped over to them.", MWADFADFDGDJFJD!!!!"( SHE"S A DEVIL!!!) He trips over and falls flat on his face. Keiko gives him a you-dare-tell-them-and-you're-a-living-dead-sacrific look.yusuke ungages Kuwabara. ", What hapened to you?" ", I got in a fight with my cat and the cat won." Yusuke sighs.", You're an idiot. But anyway Keiko have you seen Kurama??" Keiko shakes her head. ", No why." ", He recorded everything we did. He probably recorded you by now." Keiko gets really pissed", Oh did he?" ", Yeah."
Kurama gulps", Well it is time to end this obsevation. Next time we shall observe iceious niceous, Yukina." Kurama quickly runs home like his life depended on it, which in this case it does.
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Klw: Well I hoped you all liked this chapter.
Kurama: Remind me never to go over to Keiko's house.
Klw: I will.But you do know that they're gonna be after you.
Kurama: I'll be long gone before they find me.
Klw: ^^""