Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Song parodies ❯ Koenma got stampeded by the ogres ( Chapter 2 )

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By: Hiei Jaganshi Urameshi
Koenma parody

Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 06.28.2006 | Updated On: 07.12.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 709 | Visits: 200 | Status: Work In Progress

Koenma Got Stampeded by the Ogres
 
Disclaimer: See note at start
 
Song: `Grandpa got run over by a beer truck' (again) by Cledus T. Judd
 
Koenma got stampeded by the Ogres
As he returned from taking a pee
George he got so fucking angry
That all the other ogres had to flee
 
Koenma had been guzzling too much cola
And his bladder felt like it would burst
He came face to face with an army of ogres
And poor Lord Koenma got the worst
 
It came to poor old George to tell daddy
Just what had happened to his son
Not to mention to the Reikai Tantei
That the ogres got a hole in one
 
Koenma got stampeded by the Ogres
As he returned from taking a pee
George he got so fucking angry
That all the other ogres had to flee
 
Who'd have thought that a god of death
Would ever end lying on the slat
Great King Enma nearly took a fit
When he saw what his son had been at
 
Enma had to tell poor Kazuma
Not to mention Yusuke and Kurama too
That his son had been real naughty
And had played them all for bloody fools
 
Koenma got stampeded by the Ogres
As he returned from taking a pee
George he got so fucking angry
That all the other ogres had to flee
 
That all the other ogres had to flee
 
That all the other ogres had to flee