Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ sp00fs, st00fs, s00ps, and f00ks ❯ Introduction ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

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Kyo Donell: I shall one day rule the world...

Hiei: Who's this piece of shit? (points to Kyo)

Andy: His name's Kyo Donell and he will someday rule the world. ^_^

Hiei: Yuh right.

Kyo Donell: Yea, well [censored]!! >o<

Hiei: O_o

Andy: He is also the Cursing God.

Kurama: (shocked) why is he here?

Andy: 'Cause! He will one day rule the world!! Is that so hard to understand!?

Hiei: -_-

Kurama: -_-

Kyo Donell: (playing with his black katana)

Andy: You don't wanna break anything now!

R33: (squeals and flies around)

Knives: (glares at everything) this suks [censored].

Kurama: o_O

Hiei: o_O

Andy: (starry eyes) Knives, I'd LOVE TO!!!!

Hiei: O_____________O

Kurama: O_____________O

R33: (flies into the wall) x_x

Kyo Donell: Stupid st00f.

Andy: (hits Kyo donell on the head) don't insult R33 you [censored]!!!!!

Inuyasha: (appears) you really gotta fix that. It's worse than stars.

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sp00fness, st00fs, s00ps and f00ks

Chapter 1:

Introduction

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Andy: (dressed as an announcer) Welcome to the first chapter of "sp00fness, st00fs, s00ps, and f00ks"!!

Audience: (cheer) WHOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Andy: (stares) who are they?

Aurora: (dressed as director) They're the audience you ordered.

Andy: I didn't order an audience...

(silence)

Aur&And: O_O

Bishounen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! O_______o

Audience: (are really rabid fangirls and the occosianal fanguy) KURAMA!!! HIEI!!!!TROWA!!!! DUO!!!! ZECHS!!!!!!! WE LUV YOU!!!!!

Rabid Fangirl 1765: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOUKO!!!! TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!!!!!

Kurama: (turns into Youko) Okay!! (starts stripping)

Rabid Fangirls: \^O^/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! TAKE IT OFF!!!!!

Akira: (screaming with the rabid fangirls)

Straight Bishounen: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! (cover their innocent eyes)

Andy: O_o (presses a button and those black squares appear in front of Youko)

Akira: (clutches her heart and faints)

Rabid Fangirl 12869: AAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Rabid Fanguy 5387: I GOT HIS PICTURE!!!!!

Rabid Fangirls: (chase after Rabid Fanguy 5387)

Aurora: O____________________________O

Straight Bishounen: (have fainted)

Youko: (looks around) I'm nekkid.

(hoards of Rabid Fangirls and guys approach very quickly)

Straight Bishounen: (miraculously wake up) CLOSE THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aurora: (closes the gate)

Bishounen: (sigh happily)

Andy: (staring at Youko) eheheh...(drool)

Youko: (striking poses) uhhuh! Oh yea!! Check this out! ^_~ uhuh! Right here!

Straight Bishounen: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY EYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!! THEY BUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!

Youko: (turns back into Kurama) What the fuck...? (feels a breeze) Eh? (looks down) Oh...crap...(faints)

Andy: (turns away) someone please do SOMETHING!!!!

Quatre: Why?! I think he's fine the way he is.

Straight Bishounen: O__________O

Gay Bishounen: (yell shouts of agreement)

Andy: Normally I'd say the same...

Aurora: Oh for gods sake... (puts a blanket over Kurama) better?

Treize: For you!! You got a special look at his [censored]!!

Aurora: -_o what?!

Wufei: DAMN RIGHT!!! TREIZE BABY!!!!

Treize: (edges away from Wufei) How many times do I have to say it?! I'm STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! >O<

Wufei: But...I love you!!

Straight Bishounen: THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!!!!!!

Aurora: Omg....

Bishoujo: (appear) Sorry we're laaaaaaaaatte!!!!

Serena: Oh! I'm, like, so sorry and, like, stuff. I was, like, transforming from Sailor Moon, and, like, these guys started, like, staring. So we to, like, had to fix our make-up.

Andy: (twiching on the ground)

Ruby: (appears) GO TO HELL!!!!!!! (kicks her into the planet of Rabid Fanguys) SERVES YOU RIGHT!!! Damn Prep.

Darien: SERENA!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (goes into depression)

Zechs Marquise: My god! Get a grip on yourself, man!

Kurama: (wakes up) (blinks) O_O (faints again)

Andy: (ahem) Umm ^^ let's get on with the show shall we?

Aurora: (is done torturing Treize) <.< >.> (giggle nervously) Ye~eah...^_^;;;

Akira: (wakes up) I guess.

Andy: Ruby?

Trowa: (talking to Ruby) ^_^

Ruby: (flirting with Trowa) ^^

Andy: =_= (drags Ruby away from Trowa)

Ruby: (waves good-bye to Trowa) *_*

Trowa: (waves good-bye to Ruby) ^_^

Andy: We'll start now.

Bishounen: Whatever.

Bishoujo: Okaaaaaaaaayy!!!!!!! ^^ (giggling)

Aurora: (twitch) why are they here?

Andy: ^_^u Anger release...

Aurora: Who's?

Andy: ^_^u Ours.

Aurora: (blink) (evil smirk) Muahaha.

Andy: Koto!!

Koto: Hi!!

Andy: You'll be my assistant announcer. Kay?

Koto: Um--

Andy: Deal with it.

Kurama: (wakes up) (blinks) O_O (wraps the blanket around himself and goes to hide behind the other straight bishies)

Andy: We're ready now.

(spotlight appears on Andy and Koto)

Andy: Welcome to the first chapter of "sp00fness, st00fs, s00ps, and f00ks"!!

Bishies and bishous: (cheering...somewhat)

Koto: ^_^ Today will be the presenting of the rules!!

Andy: Not to mention the things you will all have to--

Kyo Donell: GET BACK HERE YOU FLYING st00f!!!!!!!!!! >O< (runs around chasing R33) YOU'LL PAY FOR STEALING MY BLACK KATANA!!!!!!!!

R33: (runs around really fast holding Kyo's black katana) 0_0 (squeals and hides behind Andy) <,< >,>

Andy: (in flames)

Kyo Donell: (blink) Good-bye world...

/~*~\ intermission /~*~\

(cheesy elevator music)

(cheesy elevator music ends)

/~*~\ end intermission /~*~\

Koto: O_O

Bishounen: O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O

Bishoujo: O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O

Ruby: O_________O

Akira: O__________O

Aurora: O__________O

R33: (plays with katana)

Kyo Donell: (all [censored])

Andy: (looks around) What I did?

(after everyone's gotten over their shock...)

Koto:

Rule # 1; don't kill the other bishies

Andy:

Rule # 2; no harming R33

Koto:

Rule # 3; speak the truth and only the truth

Andy:

Rule # 4; keep your virginity if you're a virgin

Random Bishounen: Damn!

Koto:

Rule # 5: no doing "naughty" things--

Andy:

To each other.

Andy + Koto: And last but not least....

Rule # 6; you can curse as much as you want--

Bishounen: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

Andy + Koto:

'Cause it'll all be censored.

Bishounen: [censored]

Andy and Koto: See!!

Akira: (over loudspeaker) FOOD!!!!

Bishounen: (flock to food stands)

Bishoujo: (flock to food stands)

Andy: Until next time on...

Koto: "sp00fness, st00fs, s00ps, and f00ks"!!

Aurora: (grabs mic) Some torturing of certain bishounen might insue (glares at Treize)

Treize: (feels some someone glaring at him) (turns around)

Inuyasha: (steals his burger)

Treize: (bites into air) Not again!!!

Aurora: (evil smirk)

Ruby: (grabs the mic) And next time there might just be more Rabid Fangirls!!

Bishounen: (stop whatever they're doing) O_______O (try to escape)

Aki&And&Aur&Rub&Kot: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!!!!!!

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Word meanings:

sp00fness- randomness

st00fs- leprechauns [evil Irish; used as an insult a BIG insult]

s00ps- crazy heads

f00ks- fangirls

Andy: These words are all my creations. You can use them if you want but the meaning stays the same. ^^ buh-bye. And here's a little summary of the next chapter for you guys:

Summary of Ch2 [duh]: The Pit of Rabid Fangirls

The bishounen are divided into groups and are sent on a mission to receive a "golden st00f statue". But many things get in their way...that stalker for one. The bakayarou. Not to mention that to get the prize, they need to pass through...The Pit of Rabid Fangirls...

\/ END-OF-CHAPTER FUNNYNESS \/

Some thing you should kno:

Kuwabara is NOT gay, but bisexual

Yu Yu Hakusho WOULD be better if Hiei, Kurama, Youko, Jin, Touya, and Chu never wore shirts {or anything for that matter}

There is a 93.476% chance that the older Toguro "did it" with Genkai {O_o when they were younger...hopefully}

The reason younger Toguro wears sunglasses is because he looks BUTT-UGLY without them!!!!!!!!!!

@}-- <+> --{@ = Kurama's Rose Whiplash and/or other rose related attacks

~~~~*<-+ = Hiei's Dragon of the Darkness Flame

[}~- = Yusuke's Rei Gun

VV_-V = Heero-the-emoticon

///_n = Trowa-the-emoticon

/<\^,^/>\ = R33 flying around all happy like 'cause she heard some cursing

/~*~\ = ummm...something...OH!! intermission sign thing

\8D = st00f emoticon

Quotes of the chapter:

"Hell is where people who curse in public go when they die."--this adult at the Boyton Beach mall

"Once upon a time there was a place called hell, then man appeared and named it Earth."--Kyo Donell

Person in random chatroom: i don't believe in hell

me: yea...WELL GO TO HELL!!! >o<

Person in random chatroom: but I don't believe in hell!

me: you can start when you get there

"Like- the modern comma"--Adult Swim

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Andy: Okay. Chappie over now. You peoples can stop reading...

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Andy: Aren't you ever gonna stop reading?

Ruby: Maybe you should stop writing.

Andy: You pose a good point...(ponders)

Ruby: -_-;;

Aurora: (runs by looking for Duo) DUO MY LOVE!! WHERE ARE YOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!!

Akira: (blinks)

Andy: (done pondering) Okay!! I'll stop writing so they can stop reading!!!

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Andy: I don't get it...they're still here...

Everyone: !-_-!! baka...

Andy: (glare) plz review. While I torture these sad excuses for friends!!!

Hiei: This will take a while...

Kurama: (looking around) Where are my clothes!! (sob)

Knives: (glares at everything) this still suks [censored].

Karasu: Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!! KURAMA!!!!!

Kurama: [censored]!!!! (runs like [censored] on a [censored])

Zechs: I ran out of masks.

Sesshoumaru: I like to eat small children.

Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama?! (runs away sobbing)

Sesshoumaru: O_o RIN!!! (runs after her)

Treize: (runs by on his mobile suit)

Wufei: (in Nataku) (gets out of cockpit) Did anyone see my Treize-baby anywhere?

Everyone: (scared like [censored]) o_O (point in Treize's direction)

Inuyasha: I WANNA CURSE!!!! [censored] grrrrrr ><...

Duo: (appears in his pajamas) What'd I miss?

Aurora: DUO!!! (glomps Duo)

Duo: No...air...can't...breath...uggh...(turns blue) (dark blue) (purple) dark purple)

Heero: I'll kill you all...

Naraku: Me too...

Larva: I'm...already dead...

Kikyo: I'll murder Kagome brutally.

Andy: AND I'LL HELP!!! (continues torturind friends)

Kuwabara: I love you...you love me...

Hiei: What's he doing here?

Spike Spiegel: Yah. I thought this was a hot-guys only thing.

Kuwabara: I am TOO hot!!

Hiei: (smirk)

Kuwabara: (on fire)

Akira: S'MORES!!!! (makes s'mores)

Leon: I...am...too sexy for my name...

Andy: GET BACK HERE AKIRA!!!!! (sees Leon) (sparkly eyes) Leeon...

Hiei: This will take a long while.

Andy: Oh shove it. (throws sweet snow at him)

Hiei: O_O MINE!!!! AAAAALLLLLLL MINE!!!! (laughs miniacally)