Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Straight-Jacket ❯ Crazy funness!! ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: typhoonkrazy 
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Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 11.12.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 843 | Visits: 262 | Status: Completed
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Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 11.12.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 843 | Visits: 262 | Status: Completed
straightjacket1 TEXTBOBO ê »×«+»×«+ mBIN 8: Gemini: (in a deep conversation with Touya) Hedigee's adaga sonduhguh ofduhguh adaga Bidigitch!
Touya: Iduhguy knowdigo. (arms crossed)
Jin: O_o Hi....
Gemini: We're talking about Bakken.
Jin: oh!
Touya: Whudiguh dodigoo youdigoo wandigant?
Jin: Kidigiss mydiguy adigass!
Gemini: Oooodigoooo! Youdigoo godigot toldigold! (laughs) Hidiguy Reisho!
Jin: Jibberish is complicated language!!
Yuusuke: Jibberish is easy! Youdiguh-
Gemini: Saidigaid idigit wrodigong! (takes out a keyboard and starts playing a swing like tune and starts singing) Peace takes a taxi to the underground. I wanna love the world but I don't know how. I blame it on the Wind Master playin all the fast songs. Ain't playin anything where I can sing along. So if you know the words try to sing along, when ya get the beat grab a hammer bang a gong. You don't got to fight to make yourself belong, to be a revolution.
Jin: (gets involved) Be a revolution! If ya wanna play a rock guitar. Throw down the guns and be a star. gotta begin with who ya know ya are, to be a revolution! Cause the time is right to cross that line. Ya gotta find a way! So if you know the words try to sing along, when ya get the beat grab a hammer bang a gong. You don't got to fight to make yourself belong, to be a revolution.
Touya: O_o That was pointless...
Jin: That's the point!
Gemini: none of the above FUCK IT cut the cord!
Jin: Lights out! Guerilla Radio!! Turn that shit up!
Gemini: (does the Heel Toe) All hell can't stop us now!!!
Touya: Children... Such children...
Jin: ^_^ She's fun! You can be my sister!!
Gemini: (Charging a chainsaw.) Really!?
Jin: Yeah! What’re you gonna use it for?
Gemini: I forgot to take my medicine, so now I am a Real Slim Shady!! (screams and runs around swingin the chainsaw around.) PLEASE STAND UP!!!!
Author: I'm listening to Eminem right now!
Gemini: Go away me!!
::ME goes away::
Jin: That was fucked up!
Touya: Jin look out!!!
Gemini: (swings the chainsaw up)
Touya: (takes out a tranquilizer and jabs it into Gemini’s arm.) There!
Gemini: (blacks out and wakes up at home.) Ugh...
Kuwabara: (continuously running into a wall)
Gemini: (walks into the living room thing and sees Touya) HI THING!!!
Jin: Hey thingy!
Gemini: HI THINGY!!
Jin: HI THINGY!!!!
Gemini: You got pretty boxers...
Touya: I told you not to let her in your room! She probably wet the carpet!
Gemini: Scuse me?
Yuusuke: (laughing)
Gemini: Wanna see me spank my monkey?
Yuusuke: O_o That's wrong.......
Gemini: (hits Jin) spank the monkey spank the monkey!!!
Hiei: That's disgusting.
Gemini: (notices Hiei and gasps) Oompa Loompas DO exist!!!
Jin: (for no reason yells out) HORNY CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Touya: we did not need to hear that...
Jin: Beer!
Touya: I'm game!
Jin: The magic weenie is my friend!
Gemini: When was the last time you sniffed glue?
Jin: Depends what brand it was! I can drink rubber cement and eat paint chips now!
Gemini: Can you drink antifreeze?
Risho: YES!!!!!! (grabs a bottle of antifreeze and opens it)
Jin: No!!
Risho: (pins Jin to the ground and shoves the end of it in his throat.) Drink it now!
Jin: (starts looking high) uhh...
Gemini: (grabs Risho and bites him.) Mrph!
Jin: Hey Risho, I didn't know you had a twin brother. (looks stoned)
Gemini: (resorts to drastica measures and kicks Risho in the crotch) OFF!!!!!
Risho: (doubled over in pain.)
Jin: that's why I wear a cup.... (laughs drowsily)
Risho: I... w-was... owww....
Gemini: Did I forget to mention that I'm a wind apparition?
(Oh yeah, in my self-insertions, Asami doesn't exist!)
No babies for you!! (laughs at Risho's misfortune.) STUPID DICKHEAD!!
Risho: (on the verge of tears) I can't feel my legs... I'm in pain....
Touya: =.=;; Jin, get up.
Jin: (laughing uncontrollably) I can't! HAHAHAHAHA!!! ^_^* (ears twitch)
Gemini: (takes out the chainsaw) AUTOPSY!!!!
Touya: Sorry Gemini, but I have to do this... (pounces on her and pins her to the ground. Attempts to put a strange shirt on her known as a straight jacket.)
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Touya: Iduhguy knowdigo. (arms crossed)
Jin: O_o Hi....
Gemini: We're talking about Bakken.
Jin: oh!
Touya: Whudiguh dodigoo youdigoo wandigant?
Jin: Kidigiss mydiguy adigass!
Gemini: Oooodigoooo! Youdigoo godigot toldigold! (laughs) Hidiguy Reisho!
Jin: Jibberish is complicated language!!
Yuusuke: Jibberish is easy! Youdiguh-
Gemini: Saidigaid idigit wrodigong! (takes out a keyboard and starts playing a swing like tune and starts singing) Peace takes a taxi to the underground. I wanna love the world but I don't know how. I blame it on the Wind Master playin all the fast songs. Ain't playin anything where I can sing along. So if you know the words try to sing along, when ya get the beat grab a hammer bang a gong. You don't got to fight to make yourself belong, to be a revolution.
Jin: (gets involved) Be a revolution! If ya wanna play a rock guitar. Throw down the guns and be a star. gotta begin with who ya know ya are, to be a revolution! Cause the time is right to cross that line. Ya gotta find a way! So if you know the words try to sing along, when ya get the beat grab a hammer bang a gong. You don't got to fight to make yourself belong, to be a revolution.
Touya: O_o That was pointless...
Jin: That's the point!
Gemini: none of the above FUCK IT cut the cord!
Jin: Lights out! Guerilla Radio!! Turn that shit up!
Gemini: (does the Heel Toe) All hell can't stop us now!!!
Touya: Children... Such children...
Jin: ^_^ She's fun! You can be my sister!!
Gemini: (Charging a chainsaw.) Really!?
Jin: Yeah! What’re you gonna use it for?
Gemini: I forgot to take my medicine, so now I am a Real Slim Shady!! (screams and runs around swingin the chainsaw around.) PLEASE STAND UP!!!!
Author: I'm listening to Eminem right now!
Gemini: Go away me!!
::ME goes away::
Jin: That was fucked up!
Touya: Jin look out!!!
Gemini: (swings the chainsaw up)
Touya: (takes out a tranquilizer and jabs it into Gemini’s arm.) There!
Gemini: (blacks out and wakes up at home.) Ugh...
Kuwabara: (continuously running into a wall)
Gemini: (walks into the living room thing and sees Touya) HI THING!!!
Jin: Hey thingy!
Gemini: HI THINGY!!
Jin: HI THINGY!!!!
Gemini: You got pretty boxers...
Touya: I told you not to let her in your room! She probably wet the carpet!
Gemini: Scuse me?
Yuusuke: (laughing)
Gemini: Wanna see me spank my monkey?
Yuusuke: O_o That's wrong.......
Gemini: (hits Jin) spank the monkey spank the monkey!!!
Hiei: That's disgusting.
Gemini: (notices Hiei and gasps) Oompa Loompas DO exist!!!
Jin: (for no reason yells out) HORNY CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Touya: we did not need to hear that...
Jin: Beer!
Touya: I'm game!
Jin: The magic weenie is my friend!
Gemini: When was the last time you sniffed glue?
Jin: Depends what brand it was! I can drink rubber cement and eat paint chips now!
Gemini: Can you drink antifreeze?
Risho: YES!!!!!! (grabs a bottle of antifreeze and opens it)
Jin: No!!
Risho: (pins Jin to the ground and shoves the end of it in his throat.) Drink it now!
Jin: (starts looking high) uhh...
Gemini: (grabs Risho and bites him.) Mrph!
Jin: Hey Risho, I didn't know you had a twin brother. (looks stoned)
Gemini: (resorts to drastica measures and kicks Risho in the crotch) OFF!!!!!
Risho: (doubled over in pain.)
Jin: that's why I wear a cup.... (laughs drowsily)
Risho: I... w-was... owww....
Gemini: Did I forget to mention that I'm a wind apparition?
(Oh yeah, in my self-insertions, Asami doesn't exist!)
No babies for you!! (laughs at Risho's misfortune.) STUPID DICKHEAD!!
Risho: (on the verge of tears) I can't feel my legs... I'm in pain....
Touya: =.=;; Jin, get up.
Jin: (laughing uncontrollably) I can't! HAHAHAHAHA!!! ^_^* (ears twitch)
Gemini: (takes out the chainsaw) AUTOPSY!!!!
Touya: Sorry Gemini, but I have to do this... (pounces on her and pins her to the ground. Attempts to put a strange shirt on her known as a straight jacket.)
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