Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Stuped Ideotic Moronic Things that Kurama Does ❯ Kurama and the Pillow from Hell ( Chapter 1 )

Yay!!! My fourth fan fic! ^O^ This is Kurama based, hence the title. ^_^ It is just somethin' I made for my cousin so if you don't like don't read! Flame me all you want I don't care! Well, onto the FIRST CHAPPY!!!

Stepped, Idiotic, Moronic things Kurama Does

Chapter 1: Kurama and the Pillow of Doom! (I watch to much X-Play)

One day Kurama had Hiei over to his house. Hiei being the little monster he was ate to much ice cream, went on a rampage and destroyed every fluffy thing in the house.

Next Day:

Kurama was at the mall buying a new pillow because that was the only fluffy thing I could think of besides a couch cushion.

He went in and bout two gallons of shampoo, then he went in a store called: The Deep, Deep, Deep, DEEP Discount Store.

Kurama: *to salesman* How much is this pillows? *points to only pillow on shelf*

Salesman Dude: It's not evil! I swear! Why would you ever think a pillow could be evil! *runs away screaming*

Kurama: … I bet he meant to say ten dollars. *picks up pillow and walks to the cash register*

Cash Register Dude: That'll be $1.50.

Kurama: *gives Cash Register Dude the money and heads home*

Home:

Kurama: *throws pillow on bed and goes to computer to read fan fiction*

Evil Pillow: *evil laughter* Stupid kitsune.

Later:

Yusuke, Kuwabara and Hiei are over at Kurama's house.

Hiei: Give me my god damn ice cream kitsune!!!

Yusuke: We've only been here for like *checks watch* ten seconds!

Hiei: Well that's ten seconds to long!

All Except Hiei: O.O

Hiei: WHAT?!

Kurama: *walks to kitchen* *sees new pillow on floor* … *picks pillow up* *takes pillow to room* *does the hokey pokey* *gets ice cream* *drops ice cream on floor* *gets new ice cream* *takes in living room where everyone else is*

Hiei: *eyes light up* *eats ice cream*

Yusuke: … What is that pillow doing outside?

Everyone Except Hiei and Yusuke: *spot pillow* O.O

Kurama: WHAT THE HELL?! First the kitchen floor, now my window!!!

Hiei: I told you before Kurama, you can't trust that ningen crap!

Kurama: *walks outside*

Evil Pillow: *has eyes* *looks at Kurama* O.O

Kurama: *looks back* O.O

Pillow: *jumps on Kurama's face*

Kurama: *can't breath* *runs inside with pillow on head* gewf we!!! (help me!!!)

Kuwabara: Hey, there's a pillow on your head! ^_^

Yusuke: No, yah think?! *mockingly*

Kuwabara: >.<

Yusuke: >.<

Kuwabara: >.<

Yusuke: >.<

Kurama: *tries franticly to pull pillow off head*

Hiei: *eating ice cream* *runs out*

Kurama: *still trying to pull pillow of*

Kuwabara: >.<

Yusuke: >.<

Hiei: *pulls out katana* Hn. Here's the deal, you give me more ice cream and I will get that stupid ningen trap of death off of your face, is it a deal or not?

Kurama: AFYHING, FUST MET MAT FIG OP FE!!! (Anything, just get that thing off of me!!!)

Kuwabara: >.<

Yusuke: >.<

Hiei: I'll take that as a yes, but ice cream first, ningen crap later!

Kurama: *runs to kitchen* (man, Kurama sure can see through that pillow well ^_^) *brings Hiei the ice cream*

Hiei: *eats ice cream* *finishes* *smirks evilly* Well, good luck getting that pillow off.

Kurama: *starts cussing* *turns into Yoko form* *shreds the pillow with Inu Yasha like claws* *runs back to store*

At Store:

Yoko Kurama: *kills all employees at the Deep, Deep, DEEP Discount Store*

THE END