Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Stuped Ideotic Moronic Things that Kurama Does ❯ Chibified ( Chapter 3 )

Me: Oh, the third chapter, finally I have been waiting to write this for a very long time! ^_^

Hiei: *pops up out of nowhere* What are you doing?!

Me: Making a horribly mean Kurama fic. Why?

Hiei: *evil smirk*

Me: Let me guess, you wanna make his life miserable too?! ^_^

Hiei: You're finally starting to see things my way! I can take it from here!

Me: But, what about me?

Hiei: *shrugs* Go and annoy Crystal Green Dragon or something.

Me: My fic!

Hiei: *pulls out katan*

Me: 0.0' Okay, I'm going!

Hiei: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What next, oh yes the disclaimer!

Disclaimer:

Hiei: I own Yu Yu Hakusho!

*two lawyers in black suites come in*

LIBS: You do not own Yu Yu Hakusho!

Hiei: Yes I do!

LIBS: *takes out shiny silver pen like thing*

Hiei: Kitsune!

*Kurama in Yoko form comes in*

Kurama: *sees pen thing* Oo Oh, shiny! *grabs pen like thing* *stuffs in hair* ^_^

Hiei: Good kitsune, here's a treat. *hands Kurama a treat*

Kurama: Oo Oh, crunchy! *stuffs in hair* ^_^

Yet again Kurama's house Hiei and all. Kurama went to get the mail.

Kurama: Bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills and… rehab?!

Dear (insert first name here) (insert last name here)

Your dear friend Kuronue is here and we beg of you to PLEASE take him away from here. He has been causing a great deal of trouble and has been band-er, I mean cured and we need you to pick him up. He will be let out on the 13 (guess what week day) at 12 p.m. He is societies problem now.

-Charley of the HOI

Hiei: Kuronue, wasn't he that boos hound friend of yours who was supposed to dead, but is not in this chapter?

Kurama: I thought we solved this problem before the whole play incident.

Hiei: Baka morons never learn. -_-

Kurama: Oh shit, today is the 13th, it's 12 right now! Oo

Hiei: Well, good luck with that.

Kurama: Oh no, you're coming with me! *literally drags Hiei out the door*

At Rehab:

Kuronue: Where is he? He's late, again! He forgot about me!

Dr. Charley: Kuronue, it's only 12:01, I don't think he forgot about you.

Kuronue: *evil look* damn ningen!

Dr. Charley: ??? Umm, what?

Kuronue: let's just call it the lower species, here is the easier version for yah, I'm up here in the high class *holds hand about 5' above the ground* and here's where we draw the line at normal *holds hand 2' lower* and here's where you are way down, down, down here in the low class *holds hand about one centimeter above the ground* or to make it even easier you're a freak of nature! You got that or do I have to spell it out for you?! Now where the fuck is Kurama?!

Dr. Charley: Oh, so (insert first name here) in Kurama!

Kuronue: No, it's Shuichi Minamino to you!

Dr. Charley: So it's Shuichi, no wait or was it Kurama, oh now I've got it, (insert first name here) is Kuronue!

Kuronue: No you baka, I'm Kuronue!

Dr. Charley: Oh, I thought it was Shuichi.

Kuronue: *is very pissed*

*Kurama walked through the door dragging Hiei along with him*

Kuronue: Oh, you brought the midget with you.

Hiei: *sarcastically* Thanks for the worm welcome batboy.

Kuronue: You're welcome-hey!

Hiei: Well that's what you get for calling me a shrimp! <.<

Kurama: Why is it that the only time you get along is when you're sugar high and drunk?

Both: *death glare*

Kurama: Am I going to have to put you two in straitjackets again? (Me: from a fan fic I'm working on with Chaotic Kittie ^_^)

Hiei: 0.0

Kuronue: Yes!

At Kurama's House:

Kuronue: Kurama, you'll never guess what I found in rehab!

Hiei: No doubt something shiny. -_-

Kuronue: Well it is, but that's not the point! The point is that it looks like some kind of an eerie potion of some sort! *pulls out little bottle containing eerie red substance* *puts on table* (where else? ^_^)

Kurama: What is it?

Kuronue: I don't know, all I know is that it isn't beer.

Kurama and Hiei: O-kay… -.-

Kurama: Oh, I forgot that I need to go shopping for food. I'll be back in a little while. *grabs coat and rushes out door*

Kuronue: I wonder. *walks to kitchen* *opens fridge door* Yay, he has beer! ^O^

Hiei: *walks to fridge* Ningen drinks, how low do you have to sink to drink that ningen junk?

Kuronue: It is not ningen junk! *grabs six-pack and takes to living room*

Hiei: *opens freezer* *stairs in awe*

Kuronue: Is something the matter?

Hiei: … sweet snow *still starring in awe*

Kuronue: ???

Hiei: *brings lots of ice cream to living room* BOW DOWN TO THE ALL MIGHTY SWEET SNOW!!!

Kuronue: Umm…

Hiei: I SAID BOW!

Kuronue: *gulps* *bows* And I thought I had a problem.

After a wile Kuronue was very drunk and Hiei was sugar high. (So predictable ^_^)

Hiei: *is flat on back starring at ceiling*

Kuronue: *is trying to count to ten* Hey, what comes after 9?

Hiei: … *is silent*

Kuronue: You know, you could pass of as a chick.

Hiei: lemon…

Kuronue: … huh?

Hiei: LEMONS ARE PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! *runs to kitchen and brings back a lemon* ROT IN MAKAI EVIL ONE!!! *jabs with katana*

Kuronue: I thought you didn't like Ningenkai.

Hiei: LEMON!!! *points at Kuronue*

Kuronue: I feel like singing! *starts to sing Oops I Did it Again off, off key*

Hiei: AHH! Must-make-it-stop! I know! *evil smile* *pours eerie red stuff into glass* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

*door opens*

Kuronue: AHH! *knocks Hiei into orange paint*

Hiei: *wont come of* AHH!

Kurama: you got into the refrigerator again didn't you?

Kuronue: *cheesy smile*

Hiei: I'M BLIND!

Kurama: *pulls bucket off Hiei's head*

Hiei: *is orange*

Kuronue: AHH, evil Oompa Loompa! (spelling?)

Hiei: Where, where *looks around*

Kuronue: That's 300 points!

Kurama: *sees red stuff in glass* What is that?

Hiei: Er-uh-punch! For you. *cheesy smile*

Kuronue to Hiei: *whispers* Punch?

Hiei: *shrugs* I heard Kurama as Yusuke if he wanted some once.

Kurama: ^_^ How nice, I think. -_- *sniffs "punch"* *thinks* should I be polite or be afraid? -.-

Hiei and Kuronue: *cheesy smiles*

Kurama: *hesitates for a sec.* *takes a sip* GAH! This is horrible-er, I mean good! *fakes smile* *runs to bath room*

Hiei: *cheesy smile*

Later:

Kurama: *walks back into living room*

Hiei and Kuronue: *stairs*

Kurama: What?

Kuronue: Aw, so cute! ^o^

Kurama: What?!

Hiei: *breaks into hysterical laugh*

Kurama: WHAT?!

Hiei: *falls backwards will laughing* *is rolling on sides* You-you-you're-a-a-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kurama: *blinks* *looks down* AHH! *is now Chibi Kurama* I'm-I'm-

Kuronue: Chibi Kurama! ^o^

Hiei: *is still rolling on sides laughing uncontrollably*

Kurama: But-but!

Hiei: *laughing even louder*

Kurama: You are not helping! *grabs ice cream*

Hiei: You wouldn't.

Kurama: *evil smile* Oh, wouldn't I? *throws out window*

Hiei: My sweet snow! *pulls out katana* You will pay for that!

Kurama: Oo *is being chased*

Kuronue: *shrugs* *starts singing Oops, I Did it Again off key*

THE END until I get enough reviews and decide to write Chibified II

Hiei: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Now R&R before I'm forced to hurt you!

Me: Hiei!

Hiei: What?!

Me: Never mind Hiei, so until chapter 4, ^_^