Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Stuped Ideotic Moronic Things that Kurama Does ❯ Kurama and Friday ( Chapter 5 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Deadly Wispers 
Chaotic Kittie, I think you'll like this one. Kurama meets up with Friday the cat (Friday's from a fan fic that Chaotic Kittie and I are writting, it's not up yet though) and, well, let's just say that it doesn't end well for Kurama.
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.27.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 972 | Visits: 338 | Status: Completed
Chaotic Kittie, I think you'll like this one. Kurama meets up with Friday the cat (Friday's from a fan fic that Chaotic Kittie and I are writting, it's not up yet though) and, well, let's just say that it doesn't end well for Kurama.
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.27.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 972 | Visits: 338 | Status: Completed
Sorry for the long wait, but I'm finally back to writtin' Stupid Idiototioc and Moronic Things that Kurama Does.
just got an inspiration after eating a piece of pie (interesting huh?) . Usually I write on Word, but I'm on my new computer and I don't have word on it yet so I'm writting on WordPad. WordPad doesn't have that spell check thing though... I think... Okay, I checked and they don't have a word check.
* mockingly* I own a computer, I own a computer and you uu uu probubly do on't... Or maybe you do, but I own a computer! Oh, and a gigantic candy cane! Mmm, gigantic candy cane. *starts to drool (like Homer) *
Hey, how the hell did you get the computer back?!
Umm... I. Don't. Know... I suppose you'll be wanting it back then.
*death glare*
*gulps and backs away slowly*
we join Kurama, where else, but at his house. Hiei and Kuronue are there too (shock shock) .
were all sitting around doing nothing but trying not to doze off.
Kuronue: Hey, Kurama?
Kurama: Yes, Kuronue?
Kuronue: Do you have any more beer?
Kurama: No, Kuronue, you drank it all last night.
Kuronue: Oh...
Hiei: Hey, Kurama?
Kurama: Yes, Hiei?
Hiei: Do you have any more sweet snow?
Kurama: No, Hiei, you drank it all last night.
Kuronue: O.O You drank it?!
What?! It melted!
Kuronue: *slowly backs away from Hiei*
Hiei: What?! It's true.
Kuronue: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Kuronue: He drank it, so what! He drank it, you drank it, he drank it, she drank it, hell, I even drank it, so can you just shut the hell up?!
Both: Oo
Kuronue: Man, and I thought the midget was crancky!
Hiei: *death glare*
All: ..............................................
Kuronue: I want beer-
Kurama: Fine, I'll go get your damn beer! *stomps to door and slams it shut*
Kuronue: O.O I only said I wanted beer.
Hiei: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Outside:
Damn moochers (sp?) . I swair, if this keeps up I'm going to kick Kuronue out and lock my bedroom window! And where the hell is my mother?! *black cat walks up to Kurama* Friday? What are you doing here? You're not in this story, hell, the story you're in isn't even up yet!
Friday: O.O Meow.
Kurama: I might as well take you home with me. *picks Friday up* Hell, there's already a fox and a bat living there... And a three eyed demon practicly living there. And besides, I can't just leave you out here now then, can I?
Friday: Meow.
Back at the House:
Kurama: *walks in* *puts Friday down*
Hiei: Oh shit, why did you bring Friday, the evil cat from hell back?!
Kuronue: Fiday! *pets Friday*
Kurama: Well first of all, Friday is not the evil cat from hell, that's the authors cat and second of all, I found him on the street all alone, I couldn't leave him all alone!
Hiei: Yes you could!
Friday: Meow. *jumps on Hiei's head and starts to claw him*
Hiei: Ow, damn cat! Get off'a me! *tries to get Friday off, but can't* GAH! GET OFF!!!!
Kuronue: ^^ Good Friday!
Friday: Meow. *jumps off Hiei and onto Kuronue* *starts to claw Kuronue*
Kuronue: Ah, ow, get off!
Hiei: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Good Friday!
Kurama: Oh my, I guess I should do something about that.
Hiei: No, no, let him 'play' a little longer.
10 Hours Later:
Kuronue: GET OFF ME STUPID CAT!!!!
Friday: *finally jumps off of Kuronue* Meow.
Hiei: Ah, victory. ^^
I swear, I'll kill that cat!
Kurama: You'll do no such thing!
Kuronue: And why not?
Kurama: Because, Friday's just a cat; he doesn't know any better!
Kuronue: So why didn't you help me?! And I thought you went to go get beer, not the evil cat from hell!
Kurama: Oh, right, I 'forgot'. *walks back out door*
20 Mins. Later:
Kurama: *opens door* Okay, I'm ba- *see the house looking like a tornadow hit it wile Kuronue is chaissing Friday around the room with Hiei's katana and Hiei chaissing after Kuronue with his fist in the air* -ck... What happened?!
Kuronue and Hiei: *stop dead in their tracks* *cheesy smiles*
Kurama: T.T My... my house...
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And so the torture comes to an end. Oh well, there's always next time I suppose.
May I have my computer back now?
*death glare*
O.O;; I suppse that's a no.
*death glare*
just got an inspiration after eating a piece of pie (interesting huh?) . Usually I write on Word, but I'm on my new computer and I don't have word on it yet so I'm writting on WordPad. WordPad doesn't have that spell check thing though... I think... Okay, I checked and they don't have a word check.
* mockingly* I own a computer, I own a computer and you uu uu probubly do on't... Or maybe you do, but I own a computer! Oh, and a gigantic candy cane! Mmm, gigantic candy cane. *starts to drool (like Homer) *
Hey, how the hell did you get the computer back?!
Umm... I. Don't. Know... I suppose you'll be wanting it back then.
*death glare*
*gulps and backs away slowly*
we join Kurama, where else, but at his house. Hiei and Kuronue are there too (shock shock) .
were all sitting around doing nothing but trying not to doze off.
Kuronue: Hey, Kurama?
Kurama: Yes, Kuronue?
Kuronue: Do you have any more beer?
Kurama: No, Kuronue, you drank it all last night.
Kuronue: Oh...
Hiei: Hey, Kurama?
Kurama: Yes, Hiei?
Hiei: Do you have any more sweet snow?
Kurama: No, Hiei, you drank it all last night.
Kuronue: O.O You drank it?!
What?! It melted!
Kuronue: *slowly backs away from Hiei*
Hiei: What?! It's true.
Kuronue: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Kuronue: He drank it, so what! He drank it, you drank it, he drank it, she drank it, hell, I even drank it, so can you just shut the hell up?!
Both: Oo
Kuronue: Man, and I thought the midget was crancky!
Hiei: *death glare*
All: ..............................................
Kuronue: I want beer-
Kurama: Fine, I'll go get your damn beer! *stomps to door and slams it shut*
Kuronue: O.O I only said I wanted beer.
Hiei: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Outside:
Damn moochers (sp?) . I swair, if this keeps up I'm going to kick Kuronue out and lock my bedroom window! And where the hell is my mother?! *black cat walks up to Kurama* Friday? What are you doing here? You're not in this story, hell, the story you're in isn't even up yet!
Friday: O.O Meow.
Kurama: I might as well take you home with me. *picks Friday up* Hell, there's already a fox and a bat living there... And a three eyed demon practicly living there. And besides, I can't just leave you out here now then, can I?
Friday: Meow.
Back at the House:
Kurama: *walks in* *puts Friday down*
Hiei: Oh shit, why did you bring Friday, the evil cat from hell back?!
Kuronue: Fiday! *pets Friday*
Kurama: Well first of all, Friday is not the evil cat from hell, that's the authors cat and second of all, I found him on the street all alone, I couldn't leave him all alone!
Hiei: Yes you could!
Friday: Meow. *jumps on Hiei's head and starts to claw him*
Hiei: Ow, damn cat! Get off'a me! *tries to get Friday off, but can't* GAH! GET OFF!!!!
Kuronue: ^^ Good Friday!
Friday: Meow. *jumps off Hiei and onto Kuronue* *starts to claw Kuronue*
Kuronue: Ah, ow, get off!
Hiei: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Good Friday!
Kurama: Oh my, I guess I should do something about that.
Hiei: No, no, let him 'play' a little longer.
10 Hours Later:
Kuronue: GET OFF ME STUPID CAT!!!!
Friday: *finally jumps off of Kuronue* Meow.
Hiei: Ah, victory. ^^
I swear, I'll kill that cat!
Kurama: You'll do no such thing!
Kuronue: And why not?
Kurama: Because, Friday's just a cat; he doesn't know any better!
Kuronue: So why didn't you help me?! And I thought you went to go get beer, not the evil cat from hell!
Kurama: Oh, right, I 'forgot'. *walks back out door*
20 Mins. Later:
Kurama: *opens door* Okay, I'm ba- *see the house looking like a tornadow hit it wile Kuronue is chaissing Friday around the room with Hiei's katana and Hiei chaissing after Kuronue with his fist in the air* -ck... What happened?!
Kuronue and Hiei: *stop dead in their tracks* *cheesy smiles*
Kurama: T.T My... my house...
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And so the torture comes to an end. Oh well, there's always next time I suppose.
May I have my computer back now?
*death glare*
O.O;; I suppse that's a no.
*death glare*