Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Stuped Ideotic Moronic Things that Kurama Does ❯ Kurama Gets Drunk ( Chapter 6 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Deadly Wispers 
Kurama is in a bit of a bad mood so Kuronue decides to do something about it and things get a little... let's call it strange.
(Fridays not in this one because I wrote this befor I wrote chapter 5, but Friday will be in all the rest)
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.02.2004 | Updated On: 01.02.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 434 | Status: Completed
Kurama is in a bit of a bad mood so Kuronue decides to do something about it and things get a little... let's call it strange.
(Fridays not in this one because I wrote this befor I wrote chapter 5, but Friday will be in all the rest)
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.02.2004 | Updated On: 01.02.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 434 | Status: Completed
I've finally got my computer back from Hiei! ^^ I threw a carton of ice cream out the door, he ran after it and I shut and locked the door I hope he doesn't come back any time soon though! ^__^;;
it took so long, but I've finally got it done! Well I've had it done Just to lazy to type it up Hehe -__-;; And also I'm reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and I'm on page 810 so I only have 60 more pages to go and I really should be reading' so I can finish and start reading The Hobbit, but this fan fiction has been sitting in my note book for so long!
Disclaimer: I don't have Hiei tied up in my closet. Heheh. *kicks closet door shut*
and there will be a lot of lemons mentioned, but I mean the fruit people!
chapter takes place, where else, in Kurama's house after one of Kuronue's little drunken rampages and Kurama was very pissed.
Kurama: You clean this mess up right this instant!
Kuronue: But what about you and the midget?
Hiei: I didn't do anything, so why should I have to help?!
Kurama: Now!
Kuronue: Oo *starts to clean*
Kurama: If my mother sees this I am sooooooo dead!
Hiei: It's your own fault for saving that ningen.
Kurama: *death glair*
Hiei: Oo *jumps out window*
Kuronue: Umm, you're out of paper towels and umm I need them for some strange reason. *cheesy smile*
Kurama: *growls and walks out door*
Kuronue: Man, Kurama needs to lighten up. I know! *pours a glass of beer* *cheesy smile* (that's his answer for everything! ^^)
Moments Later:
*walks back through door* Here are your damn paper towels! *throws towels which hits Kuronue's head* *sees glass* *glairs at Kuronue* What's that?
Kuronue: Er-uh-punch *cheesy smile* for you! *thinks* Hey, it worked before!
Kurama: *thinks* Ah shit, not again! *out loud* Umm, is it safe?
Of course! Why would you ever think I'd give it to you if there were something wrong with it?!
Kurama: You're right, I'm being silly. You would never do that.
Hehe, right. *cheesy smile*
Kurama: I don't know what I was thinking. *grabs "punch"* *takes a small sip* Are you sure this isn't-
Kuronue: Kurama, why I'm shocked!
Kurama: *screws up eyes* takes another sip* *thinks* Why did I ever let him in my house?!
A Wile Later:
Kurama: Hey, do you smell lemons?
Hiei: *pops head through window (oh, and by the way, it's open) Lemon?
Kurama: Hey, it's the midget!
Hiei: ??? What did you do to him?!
Kuronue: Why does everyone always suspect that I did something?!
Hiei: Because you always do!
Kurama: *looking at spoon in awe*
Hiei: This isn't good.
Kuronue: Why, what's so bad about it?
Kurama: Is B your final answer?
Kuronue: See, he's harmless.
Kurama: Wrong answer! *throws spoon at Kuronue*
Kuronue: Ow!
Kurama: Ow is incorrect! *throws spoon at Kuronue* The correct answer is B: none of the above!
Kuronue: But all that's above B is A.
Kurama: A is the correct answer! ^o^ *throws two spoons at Kuronue*
Kuronue: Ow, stop that!
Hiei: Well?
Kuronue: Hehe ^__^
Kurama: Lemon!
Hiei: GAH, stop saying that!
Kuronue: What is your problem with lemons anyway?
Hiei: Well, one day a curios little fire demon saw a tree with a lot of little, yellow, oval shaped fruit on it, he took one off, he was curious to see what was inside so he sliced it in half with his katana and was stupid enough to take a bite out of the fruit! I think you can figure the rest out on your own.
Kuronue: Ha ha, poor midget! ^^
Kurama: I like lemons!
Hiei: Stop saying that!
Kurama: LEMONLEMONLEMON!!!!
Hiei: The madness! *jumps back out window WHICH IS OPEN! * You're on your own now!
Kuronue: No, wait!
Kurama: *evil look on face*
Kuronue: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Kurama: Gimme punch!
Kuronue: No!
Kurama: *turns to youko* Now!
Kuronue: Over my dead body!
YKurama: Oh, you've figured out my plan! *pulls out man eating plants*
MEP: Dude, finally a man to eat!
YKurama: I want my punch and I want it now!
Kuronue: Fine! *hands YKurama a can of beer*
YKurama: This isn't my punch!
Kuronue: *sly voice* Oh isn't it?
YKurama: No, it isn't!
Kuronue: -.-;; Don't you get it, the punch was beer!
YKurama: I ate a deer?!
Kuronue: No, you drank beer!
YKurama: I have a problem with fear?!
Kuronue: Beer!
YKurama: <.< >.> Where, where?!
Kuronue: Damn kitsune! *hits YKurama over the head with a scratching post*
YKurama: *anime style swirly eyes* *falls over and passes out*
Hiei: *jumps back through OPEN window* Should've listened!
Kuronue: What do we do with him?
Hiei: *evil look on face*
Later:
*is bound and gagged to light pole* GAH!!! FOO WILL FAY AGAAGASHEH UFEE! (you will pay bakabakashii ushi)
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Me: Uh oh, Hiei's back!
Hiei: *death glair*
Me: Hey, it's my computer!
Hiei: Don't forget, you still owe me for that whole "aAnger Management" thing!
Me: Demo-
Hiei: *growls*
Me: T.T *leaves room*
Hiei: Ah, revenge! ^^
it took so long, but I've finally got it done! Well I've had it done Just to lazy to type it up Hehe -__-;; And also I'm reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and I'm on page 810 so I only have 60 more pages to go and I really should be reading' so I can finish and start reading The Hobbit, but this fan fiction has been sitting in my note book for so long!
Disclaimer: I don't have Hiei tied up in my closet. Heheh. *kicks closet door shut*
and there will be a lot of lemons mentioned, but I mean the fruit people!
chapter takes place, where else, in Kurama's house after one of Kuronue's little drunken rampages and Kurama was very pissed.
Kurama: You clean this mess up right this instant!
Kuronue: But what about you and the midget?
Hiei: I didn't do anything, so why should I have to help?!
Kurama: Now!
Kuronue: Oo *starts to clean*
Kurama: If my mother sees this I am sooooooo dead!
Hiei: It's your own fault for saving that ningen.
Kurama: *death glair*
Hiei: Oo *jumps out window*
Kuronue: Umm, you're out of paper towels and umm I need them for some strange reason. *cheesy smile*
Kurama: *growls and walks out door*
Kuronue: Man, Kurama needs to lighten up. I know! *pours a glass of beer* *cheesy smile* (that's his answer for everything! ^^)
Moments Later:
*walks back through door* Here are your damn paper towels! *throws towels which hits Kuronue's head* *sees glass* *glairs at Kuronue* What's that?
Kuronue: Er-uh-punch *cheesy smile* for you! *thinks* Hey, it worked before!
Kurama: *thinks* Ah shit, not again! *out loud* Umm, is it safe?
Of course! Why would you ever think I'd give it to you if there were something wrong with it?!
Kurama: You're right, I'm being silly. You would never do that.
Hehe, right. *cheesy smile*
Kurama: I don't know what I was thinking. *grabs "punch"* *takes a small sip* Are you sure this isn't-
Kuronue: Kurama, why I'm shocked!
Kurama: *screws up eyes* takes another sip* *thinks* Why did I ever let him in my house?!
A Wile Later:
Kurama: Hey, do you smell lemons?
Hiei: *pops head through window (oh, and by the way, it's open) Lemon?
Kurama: Hey, it's the midget!
Hiei: ??? What did you do to him?!
Kuronue: Why does everyone always suspect that I did something?!
Hiei: Because you always do!
Kurama: *looking at spoon in awe*
Hiei: This isn't good.
Kuronue: Why, what's so bad about it?
Kurama: Is B your final answer?
Kuronue: See, he's harmless.
Kurama: Wrong answer! *throws spoon at Kuronue*
Kuronue: Ow!
Kurama: Ow is incorrect! *throws spoon at Kuronue* The correct answer is B: none of the above!
Kuronue: But all that's above B is A.
Kurama: A is the correct answer! ^o^ *throws two spoons at Kuronue*
Kuronue: Ow, stop that!
Hiei: Well?
Kuronue: Hehe ^__^
Kurama: Lemon!
Hiei: GAH, stop saying that!
Kuronue: What is your problem with lemons anyway?
Hiei: Well, one day a curios little fire demon saw a tree with a lot of little, yellow, oval shaped fruit on it, he took one off, he was curious to see what was inside so he sliced it in half with his katana and was stupid enough to take a bite out of the fruit! I think you can figure the rest out on your own.
Kuronue: Ha ha, poor midget! ^^
Kurama: I like lemons!
Hiei: Stop saying that!
Kurama: LEMONLEMONLEMON!!!!
Hiei: The madness! *jumps back out window WHICH IS OPEN! * You're on your own now!
Kuronue: No, wait!
Kurama: *evil look on face*
Kuronue: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Kurama: Gimme punch!
Kuronue: No!
Kurama: *turns to youko* Now!
Kuronue: Over my dead body!
YKurama: Oh, you've figured out my plan! *pulls out man eating plants*
MEP: Dude, finally a man to eat!
YKurama: I want my punch and I want it now!
Kuronue: Fine! *hands YKurama a can of beer*
YKurama: This isn't my punch!
Kuronue: *sly voice* Oh isn't it?
YKurama: No, it isn't!
Kuronue: -.-;; Don't you get it, the punch was beer!
YKurama: I ate a deer?!
Kuronue: No, you drank beer!
YKurama: I have a problem with fear?!
Kuronue: Beer!
YKurama: <.< >.> Where, where?!
Kuronue: Damn kitsune! *hits YKurama over the head with a scratching post*
YKurama: *anime style swirly eyes* *falls over and passes out*
Hiei: *jumps back through OPEN window* Should've listened!
Kuronue: What do we do with him?
Hiei: *evil look on face*
Later:
*is bound and gagged to light pole* GAH!!! FOO WILL FAY AGAAGASHEH UFEE! (you will pay bakabakashii ushi)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::
Me: Uh oh, Hiei's back!
Hiei: *death glair*
Me: Hey, it's my computer!
Hiei: Don't forget, you still owe me for that whole "aAnger Management" thing!
Me: Demo-
Hiei: *growls*
Me: T.T *leaves room*
Hiei: Ah, revenge! ^^