Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Sugarhighness ❯ Sugarhighness ( Chapter 1 )

I know I should be concentrating more on my other story but during class my mind seems to wander to more interesting subjects.....like....... oh I don't know sugarhighness... especially when I'm sugarhigh.

Dianna: Which she is, often.

Ink: Yes well anyway my new story is about sugarhighnes and the loss of it..... I really like it... really really and I hope you guys will like it too! ^-^

Hiei: They won't. -_-

Ink: What's wrong with you?

Hiei: Hn...

Kurama: Oh, that's just his way of saying thank you for letting him be in the first chapter. *smile*

Hiei: Hold your tongue, fox. Or I will be forced to cut it out. *death glare*

Ink: I'm glad you like it Hiei. Kurama will be in the next chappie for all you Kurama fans.

*Steel door leading to secret computer room opens revealing a mass of Kurama fans.*

Kurama: *scared for his life* Run, run away!!!!

Fangirls: NoOO!!! Kurama wait!! *they run after him but he is too smart for him and they can't find him.*

Ink: Well considering Kurama's busy at the moment, Hiei will you do the disclaimer? Pwease?? *makes pleading puppy eyes*

Hiei: Hn... Inkheart does not own YYH- thank Kami-sama-

Ink: But I do own Sarah and Dianna and the sugarhighness scanner and sugarhighness- lots of it... heehee...

Hiei: *is being squeezed to death by Inkheart* If you do not let go of me I will cut off your arms!!!

Ink: Do you want your scene Hiei?

Hiei: Hn...... fine.

Inkheart: ENJOY!!! ^-^

---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---******
Chappie 1: Sugar highness-gone
--------------------------------------------------------- ----------------******
Sarah is sitting on her bed, waiting........ for ...... something to happen....... with Dianna sitting next to her.

"I just had an entire coffee coolata and yet no sugar highness?!!! I feel nothing. In fact, I think I'm sleepy! (*grabs Dianna by the collar and shakes her*) What's happening to me?!!!" -Sarah asks in desperation.

"I think you might be immune to sugar." -Dianna says after much pondering.

(*gasp*) "No, this cannot be!! Why, Kami-sama?!! Why?!! (*falls down on knees*) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" -Sarah screams.

"Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen you not sugar high." -Dianna comments.

(*thinking*) "No, there was that time when I actually paid attention in Algebra." -Sarah adds.

(*shiver*) "Oh, yeah.... that was scary and I think the teacher had a heart attack." (*shiver*)- Dianna says.

"So is it good or bad that I am......... immune to sugar?" -Sarah asks.

(*shiver*) "Very bad." -Dianna answers.

"Good answer. Now, go get me some cappuccino mocha cocolate chunk sweet snow with m&ms and gummy bears on top, a 5 pound chocolate bar, and a french vanilla coffee coolata with 7 packets of sugar in it." -Sarah orders.

"Ummmmmmm, why?" -Dianna asks not really wanting to know the answer.

"To recover my sugarhighness, of course! We must recover it at all costs!" -Sarah remarks, taking on a sense of nobility.

"Ummmm, are you sure you're not sugar high?" -Dianna asks looking at her.

"Hmmmm, no. But we can use my trusty sugarhighness scanner to tell us." -Sarah comments, *while she whips out what seems to be a grocery scanner except it says sugarhighness meter on the side with a little screen on the other.*

"Ahhhhhhh, where did you get that?" -Dianna asks.

"I really have no idea but isn't it coolio?" -Sarah comments.

"Yup it is! Okay let's see how much sugar you've had..." -Dianna says.
*She takes scanner, points it at Sarah's forehead and presses the button* the thing starts to beep, Dianna looks at it.*

"It says, 'You're reading is -10. That is the lowest possible reading, any lower and you'd be dead! I suggest you get some sugar in you, NOW!!' and that's it." -Dianna reads.

"Well you heard it! Go get me what I told you before!" -Sarah orders

"Okay, geez!" -Dianna says.
*Dianna leaves with list in hand and Sarah sits there wondering what she should do till Dianna gets back.*
*Sarah shrugs, lies down on the couch and falls asleep.*

"Sarah?! I'm home!!" -Dianna yells.
*Dianna walks in to find Sarah in the corner, curled up in a fetal position rocking back and forth, saying, "O Kami-sama. O Kami-sama. O Kami-sama. O Kami-sama. " *over and over and over.*

"O my God! I left you here for too long!" -Dianna realizes. *She whips out the scanner and reads Sarah's rating.*
Scanner: "You're rating is -120. O MY FCKING GOD, YOU ARE EITHER DEAD OR DYING! QUICK, GET SOME SUGAR IN YOU IMMEDIATELY!!!"
*Dianna takes out a coffee coolata and starts to pour it down Sarah's throat.*

(*Sarah wakes up from trance*) "What (cough) are you (cough) doing?" -Sarah asks while chocking on the coffee coolata.

(*panically-like*) "You're rating was -120 and it said you were gonna die!!!!!!!! I was so scared!" -Dianna yells. *She hugs Sarah*

"Errrr....well....... I think I'm better now. Besides, Hiei's outside the window." -Sarah comments.
*They both turn to the window to see Hiei staring at them from a tree.*

*Sarah opens the window* and yells, "What do you want Hiei?!!"

"Hn... Koenma has another mission and it seems you two are involved." -Hiei answers, somewhat coldly.

"Us? Involved? ....... YAY!!! Ummm, wait a sec." -Sarah says.
*Sarah walks off to the kitchen where all Dianna's 'groceries' are.*

"What are you doing Sarah?" -Dianna asks.

"Consuming large quantities of sugar, what else?" -Sarah replies, scarfing down some chocolate.

(*sigh*) "Okay but hurry up! We have to go with Hiei!" -Dianna yells.

--------------------------------------------------------- ----------------******

*Sarah comes outside 20 minutes later, clearly her usual old sugar high self.*
---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------******

Dianna+Hiei: *sigh*
*Hiei opens a portal to Spirit World and they all jump through, Sarah a bit more enthusiastically (wow big word) than the others.*
-------------------------------------------------------------- -----------******
End

Wow, that was short! I thought it was longer when I wrote it but oh well! Hope you guys enjoyed it and I will update soon, well after I update for my #1 story- In Which there are many titles like this one- and I highly recommend it to you, so read it! Oh and review. Pwease, pwease?? *makes pleading eyes like Puss from Shrek 2*(I just saw that movie and it was awesome!!! Really funny- I like funniness!!!- hahaha donkey is my favorite character!!)

--------------------------------------------------------- ----------------******-----------------------------------------------

--------------------------------------------------------- ----------------******-----------------------------------------------