Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Art of the Mary Sue ❯ More than a Mary Sue in Yuu Yuu Hakusho ( Chapter 2 )

---Story Analysis: When life gives you lemons, make lemon streusel. The anime, Yuu Yuu Hakusho, has millions of people creating numerous original characters. Yet, to be the bitchy critic that I am, many of those original characters are not really so original after all-Mary-sue and Marty-Stu is more the better term for most of them. If you have not noticed by now, Mary-Sue has been claiming the net as her own-leaving poor Marty-Stu in the dust. So with out further to do, a fic dedicated to the Marty-Stu of Yuu Yuu Hakusho.

+++The Art of the Mary-Sue presents: Yuu Yuu Marty-Stu+++

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"I'd like you to meet Lemon Streusel. He will be the fifth fighter for the Urameshi sect because of the passing of Genkai." Botan said in a cheery voice.

A man in all black-black trench coat, black boots, black pants, and black hair-stood behind the spirit guide. His eyes resembled Kurama's green ones and so did his hair (but his is black remember, I like poodles) and his height as well.

"Mr. Lemon, I present you to-"

The mysterious new fighter cut Botan off, "Hiei, you TRAITOR for what I don't know because I have the facts wrong because it is you, Youko Kurama that is the traitor that a lot of people didn't know." He smiled. "Aw, Kazuma Kuwabara, you are useless, I'll be fighting in your place so you won't have to die against Toguro because I like giving away information you won't find out until it actually happens!"

"Excuse yourself, you don't know me, it is excruciatingly painstaking to not listen to your mindless dribble." Kuwabara said out of character as glasses appeared over his face since he is the only one who still knows how the original story is suppose to go.

"Shut up, no one wants to hear it." Lemon Streusel growled as Kuwabara did so, none of his so-called friends stuck up for him because they rather obey a complete stranger.

Botan still stood there with the same smile on her face as if nothing was happening.

"And then Yuusuke Urameshi…" Streusel turned towards the Rei-Kai Tan-Tei. "Otousan… I am your son from the future! I came in the name of truth and love and justice I'll punish evil! I'm a Pretty Soldier in my Sailor suit! I have come to save the past of Crystal Japan in the future. You are king of the Earth while Okaasan, Eternal Queen Keiko, lays dormant awaiting my accomplishment!"

Yuusuke didn't say anything; he just stood there with a amused look on his face. "Awesome!"

"I was shot by a hunter just like Kurama and I came here to escape, they call me a traitor now too. I was reborn in nin-gen-kai as Kurama's brother!" Streusel went on because he had the spotlight, literally.

Kurama nodded in agreement.

"Come on, it is time for the fight with Toguro because I have a score to settle with him, he ran from me when I was beating him but he won't run this time!" Streusel commanded as HIS team followed, leaving Botan still with the same smile on her face.

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Final Round of Tournament

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"You're in luck ladies and demon men! We have the great S class fighter, Lemon Streusel, fighting on the Urameshi team! There is no way they can lose!" Juri cheered.

"Yes you are right." A shaded figure appeared by Juri with a cloak cover his body and face.

"Oh everyone! This is my co-announcer, Lemon Balm! Just think of him mysterious for now!" Juri jumped up and down.

"Yes that's right." The co-announcer waved to the crowd.

"It's time to start fighting, will both groups enter the ring to decide fighting orders." The fox girl at the side of the ring announced (I don't know her name so I'll call her fox girl because that's hot she looks! Or was she a cat? Someone send me her name cuz I'm too lazy to look and rather leave it this way! blah blah blah!)

"Exactly, I was just getting to that, Koto!" Juri said to her fellow announcer.

The Urameshi and Toguro team stepped up, each facing the opponent they would soon face-Hiei glared at Bui, Kurama glared at Karasu, Kuwabara glared at the oldest Toguro brother, Yuusuke glared at the youngest, and Botan smiled at everyone as she appeared on the battlefield. Lemon Streusel, however, sat by the wall of the battle ring and basked in his glory.

"It has been decided that both of the groups shall fight until the last one stands." Juri called and ducked over to the side of the ring, Lemon Balm floated over to her and both of them hid from sure destruction the teams would cause.

"Battle begin!" Juri called.

The Urameshi team took a terrible because they weren't no match for the Toguro brothers, they all tried their strongest attacks-Hiei's Ensatsu Kokuryuuha failed, Kuwabara's experimental sword failed, Kurama transforming to Youko failed, even Yuusuke's spirit wave failed! The Urameshi team was at the Toguro team's mercy. They all laid battered on the floor as the Toguro team stepped closer.

"Who will save them now! Their fellow teammate who is very appealing I might add is still resting. Wait folks, it looks like! Oh no, he inhales! Exhales! Inhales! OHMIGOSH! He itched his nose! Now he inhales and exhales again, a snort! Where will this lead to ladies and gents!" Koto screamed in enthusiasm as she gave the audience the play-by-play of Streusel's `status'.

"Well it is time for me to take over." Streusel finally said as he stood.

"Take your time." Botan smiled.

Streusel jumped onto the battle arena and did his own Spirit Gun that completely annihilated the whole Toguro Team. His was way stronger then Yuusuke's Spirit Wave.

"And the winner is the Streusel Team!" Juri cheered.

"Not yet!" Lemon Balm piped up as he stepped on the battle arena; "I am the Toguro team's fifth fighter!" he took off his cloak to reveal his scrawny body and huge, horn-rimmed glasses.

"OH NO! THEY'RE GONNA LOSE, YO!" Koenma said getting some time in this story!

"I don't think so! Moon Darkness Power!" Streusel yelled as his clothes disappeared to reveal his masculine and well-built physique. A black naval attire formed over him. "By your powers combined, I am Pretty Soldier in my Sailor suit, Sailor Captain Streusel Planet, smiting you with the powers of LOVE!"

"Go Planet!" The planeteers came out of no where and cheered.

"Who will win!" Juri shouted, "I'm not worthy of the presence of such an irresistible guy!" she screamed now on top of the tournament roof. She jumped off it and fell to her death.

Sailor Captain Streusel Planet did the greatest attacks of all but won't be mentioned because I don't want anyone stealing my FANTASTIC ideas! Lemon Balm was banished to the SHADOW REALM that resided in the HOME FOR ENFINITE LOSERS!

"The Streusel Team wins!" Koto cheered along with the audience that for some reason admired the nin-gen supporting team now. "Like tournament rules, a wish is granted to the winning team! So boys, what will it be!"

**spelling errors and bad grammar: tee ounce Uruamashiu Temee culdn' spricht veil zu tired ist! Streusel began spoking for dem.

"I wish to return to my home in the future, Crystal Japan! Because I broke my space travel device by using too much power in my fight just now." He took out his broken machine that sat in his pocket.

"Granted!" Koto screamed using her awesome microphone skills to grant Streusel's wishes.

He held up a peace sign as he disappeared from the scene.

"Thank you for coming see you at the next tournament, heh, that's all folks!" Koto waved goodbye as the audience cleared out.

As soon as everyone was gone in a flash, the Urameshi team finally got off the floor.

"What happened where did everyone go!" Yuusuke said dumbfounded. "Where's Keiko?"

"They got a lift back home by some demon." Botan said standing over them. "I must depart too, there's my ride." Botan waved to her floating oar that Koenma and Jorge were sitting on. She hoped on and the three of them disappeared back to Rei-Kai.

"Well let's go home." Hiei said.

Kuwabara fixed his glasses on his face and caught up with his group as soon as he said, "Spoiler, we meant to use that wish to bring Genkai back! Damn that Streusel!"

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Story Epilogue: Lemon Streusel enjoys his life back at his home in Crystal Japan with his parents and guardians future Koenma, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Kurama-also known as the Sailor ReiKai Planeteer Scouts. Yuusuke's life went back to normal, still not knowing what had happened at the tournament. Keiko, Yukina, and Shizuru are now dating the demon that had given them a ride home. Kurama waited at home for his other brother, Streusel, to come home. Hiei was unable to show his face back in Makai so he began training in a mysterious place to one day become the greatest demon whose power would go to his head and he could one day take over the world. Botan, Koenma, and Jorge unfortunately crashed Botan's oar into another oncoming oar driver and were killed instantly. And finally, Kuwabara sat in his room, smoking his pipe and fixed his monogram on his right eye while he wrote stories like this one about the life of fake characters.