Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The case of Professor Carnage ❯ FOOD FIGHT!!! ( Chapter 3 )

~*Dinnertime*~

"Food fights usually have food thrown, NOT DISHES!!!!!!!!" yusuke and Kuwabara were trying desperately to dodge the multiple objects thrown at him.

"Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!" the little girl, Genevieve, screamed after being hit by a pea

"One little spoon of mashed potatoes goes awry, and all hell breaks loose" Yuna said, smiling.

Zorrita and Yuna were throwing food with Tyler and zephyr, (samurai=Tyler, ninja=zephyr) Niteblaze and Hiei sat on the mantle piece, eating quietly, and Kurama and Maria sat in the corner drinking tea.

"Watch out for that girl," she said, watching Zorrita. "She acts like a child, but she's only acting. She can be tricky. Even smart sometimes."

"Where is she from?" Kurama asked, interested.

"Spain, I was her nanny, her mother was a very rich woman. And her father, he was from France I think."

"And the others?"

Yuna is descended from a long line of Greek priestesses. Athena. I believe, yes Athena." She looked at Nightblaze. "That one, she is from America, we think." Sighing and setting down her teacup, she called to the children. "Bath time!"

"To the high seas ye scurvy dogs!" zephyr said, jumping on the table.

"Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!" came the reply. The little kids ran up the stairs, followed by Maria.

" Freaks was putting it mildly! And you have to live with them!" Yusuke shouted. He and Kuwabara were now pinned to the wall with knives.

" Fun, ain't they?" Zorrita asked, doing a handstand on the back of a chair.

"Yeah," Niteblaze commented in a bored tone, kicking the chair out from under her. "Tons, c'mon, Koenma is in the lounge."

"Owies." Zorrita said, rubbing her butt.

"Here." Kurama said, extending his hand. "How'd it happen?"

"She kicked the chair"

"No, no. I mean, how'd you get your human body?"

"I'd rather not."

"Please?"

"Later."

"Well," Koenma began gravely. "Fake demons are wreaking havoc all over a certain area. We think the Professor is at the center of this activity."

"Well then let's go kick some butt!" Yuna and Yusuke yelled together, rising to their feet. They blushed, glared at each other, and sat back down.

"But I wanted to go clubbin'!" whined Zorrita.

"Oh shut up," yelled Niteblaze. "No one cares."

"Are you ever happy? At all? I mean all you ever do is lash out!" Zorrita sighed and rolled her eyes. "Whatever. I'm going out." She walked upstairs to her room.

"Idiot" Niteblaze muttered. She grabbed her sword. " I'm going to the dojo." She stalked out of the house, Hiei hot on her heels.

Yuna sighed. "This happens every couple of weeks. Real pain in the ass." She got up and stretched, her arms above her head. "I think it would be nice to go out."

"where the hell is my shoe!?"

I don't know! Where the hell is my lip gloss!"

"girls are scary" said yusuke, sitting in the corner.

"Kurama! Get yer ass up here now and help me find my shoe!" Zorrita yelled from the top of the stairs. She wore a towel, that's it.

"Dude, good luck" yusuke said, patting him on the back. "Good luck."

"Also, we're getting you out of that god awful pink. Do you like leather?" Zorrita took him by the elbow and drug him of like a predator does its prey.

"Yusuke! Get up here now!!!" green is disgusting!"

"No its not!" Zorrita yelled sticking her head out the door.

"is too"

"is not

"is too"

"is not"

"I found your shoe!" yelled Kurama. Breaking up the argument.

Yay!"

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