Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Chaotic Wedding ❯ The Chaotic Wedding ( One-Shot )

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The Chaotic Wedding



Disclaimer: All Yu Yu Hakusho characters are (c) uh...their owner! NOT ME! I DIDN'T MAKE THEM UP! DUN SUE MEEE! Matoko is (c) Matoko Shizaki *er, I think that's how you spell her last name...Sorry if it's wrong!* And Mei is (c) Mei *Kb_girl3* Thank you very much!


Plot: Kuwabara and Yukina's wedding....


Author Notes: I'm under the influence of the rabid monkeys (slipknot) It's what I'm listening to. Okay then, on with the fic! ^_^ Ya know what, I can't think straight....SCRIPT STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*I'm never thinking straight :-* Usually, when Matoko's around, Mei's around just to tell you. I think they are funny together ^_^


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::at a nice little outdoor wedding with the Yu Yu Hakusho gang and everyone there! Mei, Matoko, and Kittle are sitting in the front row, the 3 of them wearing nice jeans and a nice shirt with Matoko and Mei drooling...Mei has on Kuwabara's jacket that she stole.(XD) Everyone else is wearing normal formal things...except Yusuke who's in his green jumper :-::


Wedding Announcer Person (WAP): Does anyone have any reason why these two should not be wed?


::Hiei stands up::


Hiei: I do...


Everyone: What the....?


Yukina: What is it now Hiei?


Hiei: I don't know how to put this so I'll be blunt. Yukina, we're...brother and sister.


::Kuwabara face faults, as well as the rest of the Yu Yu gang while Mei, Matoko, and Kittle yawn::


Matoko: We know this already!


::Mei and Kittle nod::


Yukina: NO! I'M NOT RELATED TO A LITTLE BLACK ICE CREAM CONE! I CAN'T BE!


Mei: Sorry Yukina, you are.


Hiei: YOU THINK I WANT TO BE RELATED TO KUWABARA, THE BIG DUMB UGLY OGRE?! I WILL IF YOU MARRY HIM!


::Mei and Matoko becoem very angry::


Mei and Matoko: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!


::they both foam from the mouth and attack Hiei::


Hiei: ACK! GET OFF ME!!!!


::after punching and kicking him a lot they get up and scream at him::


Both: DON'T YOU DARE DISS KUWA-KUN IN FRONT OF US EVERY AGAIN! OR WE WILL SHOW NO MERCY!


Kittle: You two have GOT to calm down, it's not the end of the world.


::Matoko and Mei gaze at Kittle evilly::


Matoko: Well how would you like it if he made fun of a certain, small person?


::Mei looks at Matoko with a confused look and shrugs and just goes along with it::


Kittle: o.O WHAT?! LEAVE HIM OUTTA THIS!


Matoko: His bass guitar is bigger than him!


Mei: Yea!


Kittle: QUIET!


::Kittle takes her GIR pillow and thwaps Matoko with it::


Kittle: DON'T MAKE ME START!


Matoko: With what?


Kittle: Well, Mei, come here for a sec.


::Mei walks over to Kittle::


Kittle: How would you like your very own Kuwabara-Kun?


Mei: YEA YEA YEA!


Kittle: ^_^ okay.


::Kittle claps and a exact look-alike (clone, if you will) of Kuwabara appears and stands next to her::


Mei: O.O


::Mei glomps the clone of Kuwabara::


Mei: YOU'RE MINE! ALL MINE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!


Kuwabara clone: o.O;;;; Al...right....


Matoko: Low, Kittle, real low.


Kittle: Well, if you want one DON'T DISS TINY-CHAN! >.<


Matoko: ¬.¬ HE'S SMALL AND HE'S A FREAKIN FREAK!


Kittle: WILL YOU LEAVE HIM OUTTA THIS! THAT'S IT! FROM NOW ON IN MY FICS YOU AREN'T GETTING YOUR OWN KUWABARA! MEI CAN KEEP HERS BUT YOU AREN'T CAUSE YOU DISSED TINY-CHAN! >P


Matoko: Fine, then you won't get Tiny in my fics.


Kittle: o.O NOOOOOO! ;_; ::huggles her Tiny doll:: I'll make a deal with you, you gimme Tiny, I'll give you your own Kuwabara Clone. Sound good?


Matoko: Ok. Deal?


Kittle: Deal. ::claps and another clone of Kuwabara stands next to Matoko::


Matoko: O.O ::drools from the mouth and glomps it:: KUWA-KUN!


Kittle: They aren't the real deal but they look, act, think, have the same brain capacity, and.....uh...smell? totally alike! ^_^ You won't be able to tell the difference.


Matoko: ::leans on the clone::


Mei: ^_^ Thankies! My very own Kuwabara-Kun! ^_^


Kittle: ::nibbles on a cookie she stole from the food table::


Yukina: HEY! THAT'S NOT FOR YOU!


Kittle: o.O EEP! ::hides behind one of the Kuwabaras::


::everyone is OBLIVIOUS ((-_-'' dun ask)) to the fact of the clones::


Yukina: Kuwabara, please move.


Kuwabara: No! You can't hurt her for taking a cookie!


Yukina: Wha?


Mei: ¬.¬ Move over Kittle, that's MY Kuwabara you're hiding behind. ::pushes Kittle outta the way and she is in the open::


Kittle: O.O;;;; ::nervous chuckle:: Do you want your cookie back? ::holds it out and drops it then runs behind one of the benches::


Yukina: GET BACK HERE!


Botan: What is the meaning of this?


Kittle: Shhhhhh....


Yukina: ::looks behind the bench where Kittle is and looks at her:: Found you!


Kittle: MEEP! ::runs behind Matoko:: Hide me!


Matoko: Oh no! You got yourself into this TINY little mess! You get yourself out!


Kittle: O.O ¬.¬;;; ::dope slaps her:: O.O ::sees Yukina right in front of her:: Heh heh, Hi Yukina, how are you?


Yukina: ::grabs her by her ear:: Come with me!


Kittle: Ow ow ow ow ow! Let me go! ::hits Yukina on the arm and she lets go of Kittle and Kittle falls to the ground:: Ow....o.O I'M FREE! ::runs away and trips into the table with the cake on it and the cake flies in the air and lands on Yukina::


Kuwabara(real): ::helps Yukina up:: Are you OK?


Matoko and Mei: KITTLE!


Yukina: ::points to Kittle: SHE RUINED MY WEDDING!


Kittle: ::points back:: IT'S NOT NICE TO POINT! AND YOU RUINED IT YOURSELF! YOU CHASED ME CAUSE I STOLE A COOKIE! IT'S A COOKIE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! A COOKIE!


Matoko: You brought this upon yourself.


Mei: Yep, you did it this time.


Kittle: Oh you're a GREAT help, ya know that?


::Matoko and Mei nod::


Kuwabara: ::goes up to Kittle and helps her up:: You shouldn't have stolen the cookie. Say you're sorry.


Kittle: ::sings Say I'm Sorry (c) Sugarcult:: All I ever do is say I'm sorry, words come out just like eating candy. All I ever do is say I'm sorry, bitter pill is sweet as candy now. ::stops:: ^_^;;;


Matoko and Mei: O.O;;; ::they look at each other::


Mei: Kuwabara helped her up!


Matoko: LET'S GET HER!


Matoko and Mei: ::attacks Kittle::


Kittle: OFF ME! PLEASE!


::Matoko and Mei get off::


Kittle: SOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYy Kuwabara helped me up! I didn't WANT him to. You two can keep Kuwabara to yourselves.


Matoko and Mei: ^_^


Yukina: My wedding is still ruined!


WAP: I know pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride.


::Yukina and Kuwabara stand in front of each other (he helped her up) and Kuwabara goes to kiss her and then Matoko and Mei jump in front of them::


Mei: No kissing Kuwa-Kun when we're around!


Matoko: Yeah, you can't do that! It's against the law! >D


Kittle: Riiiiiiight, they're married anyway so. ::shrugs::


Mei and Matoko: ::glomp their Kuwabaras::


Kittle: ::backs up slowly then runs::


Matoko and Mei: COME BACK KITTLE!


::Matoko and Mei grab their Kuwabaras and run after her::


::everyone sighs::


Yusuke: Good, they're gone.


::Kuwabara and Yukina kiss::


Hiei: ::clenches his fists and mutters:: I'll get you Kazuma, don't worry.


Kurama: ::looks at him:: What was that?


Hiei: Nothing ::walks off and Kurama follows him::


Koenma: Botan, we should be heading back.


Botan: Right, let's go! ^_^ ::she jumps on her oar::


::Koenma and Botan go back to spirit world::


Yusuke: Well then, wasn't that interesting Keiko?


Keiko: Yea, I'm going home now. Would you walk me home, Yusuke?


Yusuke: Sure, why not.


::Yusuke and Keiko walk away::

::picks up Ekiechi:: Well, what'd you say the three of us go home?


Ekiechi: Meow! =(^-^)=


Yukina: Yea, let's go. ::starts to walk away and Kuwabara follows her::


WAP: ::eats a cookie and walks off:: ^_^ cookie!


::you see the mess left from the wedding and then the screen goes black::


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Well, what'd you think? Mei and Matoko, hope you like ^_^ I had fun writing this! HOPE EVERYONE LIKES IT!!!!!!! ^_^ KK BIBIZ! Mediaminer's being mean and so if this looks weird, I have the upmost apologies!