Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Concert from Hell ❯ Beethoven and MORE Lotto Tickets! ( Chapter 4 )

Hehe, me like torturing da YYH gang MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *coughs* *deep breath* HAHH!!!

Disclaimer: *stupid grin* *holds up lotto ticket*

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*Britany Spears was still singing*

Hiei: *is plugging ears with ands* Why isn't that damn ningen stopping?!

Boton: MAKE-IT-STOP!

Kuwabara and Kuronue: *are singing along also out of tune*

Yusuke: THE MADNESS!

Kurama: Who in the right mind would listen to this? *is also plugging ears with hands*

Hiei: THAT'S IT! *grabs katana and throws at Britany Spears* *misses by an inch*

Britany: *stops singing* O.O *runs away screaming*

Hiei: Well, that was easier then I thought…

Yusuke, Boton and Kurama: THANK YOU!

Announcer Dude: Now for our second opening band, THE BACK STREET BOYS!

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

After hours of pointless wienie dudes singing idiotic "love" songs the exited stage left and the announcer dude came back.

Announcer Dude: Are you all ready for The Screaming Pink Bunnies?

Yusuke, Boton, Kurama and Hiei: NO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOOOOOO!

Kuwabara and Kuronue: YAH! *excited*

Announcer Dude: Well to bad, they're still getting ready!

Yusuke, Boton, Kurama and Hiei (man to many names!): *sigh out of relief*

Announcer Dude: While we wait, here's our third opening act! Beethoven!

Some Random Dude: But he's dead!

Announcer Dude: Not if you value your life he isn't!

Hiei: I like the way this guy thinks, except for the evil torturing with the music, that's just plan old wrong!

Yusuke: For once in my life, I agree with you, Hiei.

All: O.O;;

Fat Dude with Suite: *walks on stage to randomly placed piano* *cracks fingers* *starts to play Mary had a Little Lamb*

Kurama: Now that's just depressing. -.-

Kuronue: What is a Beethoven?

Yusuke: *shrugs* Some dead guy. I think he was a musician or something.

Hiei: Why don't you just say he's a stupid, boring, old ningen?

Kurama: Hey, I like Beethoven's music!

Hiei: Figures, you're probably just as boring as he was!

Kurama: Don't make me get Yukina!

Kuronue: The midget has a girl friend?

Boton: No, Yukina is Hiei's sis-

Hiei: *glares*

Boton: O.O;; Umm, what I meant to say is that Yukina is Kuwabara's girlfriend, yes, that's what I meant to say! *stupid grin*

Kurama: Like I was saying, Beethoven was a great musician…

Ten Hour Later:

Kurama: *dude is still playing Marry had a Little Lamb* And he-

Hiei: -Would you shut up about that stupid ningen already!

Boton: Yes, you're giving me a major headache.

Kuwabara: Yah and I still don't have my seat back!

Kuronue: I already told you, it's-my-seat!

Kuwabara: No it isn't! *holds up lotto ticket* Wait, HEY, just a second ago I had my ticket…

Kuronue: *holds up Kuwabara's ticket* Ha-ha!

Yusuke: How long is this wanna-be song going to be?!

Kurama: Hopefully not that long. -__-' *long awkward silence*

Kuwabara: Can I have my seat back now?

Kuronue: No! What part don't you understand about you can't have this seat?!

Kuwabara: Uh, the part where you were talking.

Kuronue: -__-' I'm still keeping this seat, I mean I do have the ticket! *holds up lotto ticket* Oo What?!

Yusuke: *has ticket* *tars ticket in half (okay, first he can't tar it in half, then Charley tars it in half so I suppose this doesn't make much sense, but it's better then nothing right? *crickets chirping in background*)

Kuronue: My lotto ticket!

All except Kuronue: -.- O-kay…

Kuronue: Hey look it! (hehe, Navi) Beethoven is finally stopping!

Dude on stage: And now for The Screaming Pink Bunnies!

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Now, finally, just one more chapter until you know who The Screaming Pink Bunnies are! I already have some people in mind, okay, all of the people, but if you have any suggestions just put'em in your review.

Anywho, I'm working on a one-chapter story so check it out if you have the chance, it'll probably be today or tomorrow, just need to type it up on the COM.

Now, go R&R!