Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ the dissappearence... ❯ The Arguement... ( Chapter 10 )
Disclaimer: Akai: OH OH OH!!!! I want to say it!
Yuri: But I wanna say it…
Akai: No ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuri: IM GONNA SAY IT ON MY OWN!!!!!!
Akai: NO UR NOT!!!
Yuri&Akai: We do not own Yu yu Hakusho!
Yuri: Grrrrrr….. you ruined it!
Akai: PHBBBTTTT :P
Chapter ten: The Argument…
Kurama and Yuko had stopped breathing. "AHHHHHHH KUWABARA, KURONUE COME QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yusuke screamed.
"What happened!" Kuronue asked worriedly.
"Kurama and Yuko stopped breathing all four of us are going to do CPR on them."
"I'll do Yuko said Kuwabara happily." As he started to walk towards the beautiful maiden Kuronue and Hiei stepped in front of him and said
"No you won't. Kurama and Yuko would not appreciate that."
"Then who are you gonna get to do it?"
"Anyone but, you they said in a unison." Kuwabara went mouth to mouth with Kurama while Yusuke pushed on his chest, and Kuronue pushed on Yuko's chest while Hiei went mouth to mouth with her. When Kurama started breathing again he was still unconscious while unfortunatlly Yuko woke
"HIEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Yuko she said as she woke up and jumped out of bed!
"To think I was going to trust while I'm unconscious. Ahhhhhhhhh What are doing to my brother!"
Before anyone could give her an explanation she slapped Kuwabara "don't kiss my brother you sicko!"
then she slapped Yusuke don't touch my brother. Then she slapped Hiei and Kuronue don't touch or kiss me ever. Suddenly Yuri and Akai came in WHAT DID YOU DO. She stopped breathing so we did CPR and Hiei went mouth to mouth and she saw that when she woke up and she also saw CPR on her brother. Yuko have some sweet snow said Yuri "Hey why dose she get sweet snow?" asked Hiei. Yuko than ate a full gallon of sweet snow and fell asleep because it had sleeping pills in it. When they put Yuko back in her bed, she felt a little too warm, even for a fire demon.
"Hmmmm, she feels a little too warm." Yuri said.
"Yeah, she does." Hiei inquired.
"Wow Hiei, you actually sounded like you cared at that moment!" Kuwabara said full of laughter
"Hn, and you're a womanizer fool, who does not even have a girlfriend!" Hiei snickered.
"Oh and all of the sudden,. Yuko's your GIRLFRIEND!" Kuwabara replied back
"SHUT UP YOU FOOL SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! I don't have a girlfriend and I will never have one, I only said that she felt hot even for a FIRE YOUKAI!" Hiei yelled.
"Don't mean hot for a fire demon as in she's the cutest one you've ever seen so you wish she was your girlfriend even if she slapped you because you love her and you want to hold and please her and not to mention she's your best friend's sister and you didn't even fight back when she slapped you, and you only let Kurama get away with that and now you love his sister so you let her get away with it too!" Kuwabara said
"SHUT UP YOU FOOL I let Yuri and Akai get away with most things also but it's because they are YOUKAIS not because I like them you BAKA you're a ningens so I get to torment you!" Hiei yelled once again.
"Okay, enough of this talk, Kuwabara, go get a pail of cool water, and Hiei, go fetch some hand towels okay?" Yusuke said.
"Hn, and why would I take orders from you? A pathetic ningen."
"BECAUSE YUKO IS ILL AND IF YOU DON'T WANT HER TO DIE,I SUGGEST YOU GET OVER THERE AND GET A STUPID HAND TOWEL!!!!!"
Yusuke screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Hn, fine if you would shut up." Hiei snickered as he walked over to the hallway to grab a few hand towels.
"Ummmmm, I'll just leave the four of you alone, so uhhhhh, Akai come on, let's go make dinner okay?" Yuri said.
"W……wait! I'll go with you!" Kuronue said, "By the way, what are you making tonight?"
"Beer can chicken!" Akai said "It's what I'm really good at making!" Yuri said
"OOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!! CAN I HAVE THE LEFT OVER BEER?!?!?!" Kuronue asked eagerly.
"NOOOOO!!!!!" Yuri and Akai said in unison.
"Is there any sweet snow for me?" Hiei asked hopefully
"Sorry Hiei, but you have to wait until after dinner, and we have a raw steak left for you, since we know how much you hate ningens cooked food." Yuri stated.
"Ok…" Hiei said disappointedly (for once… WOW EMOTION LOL)
After all of that was over, the three youkais went into the kitchen to make dinner. But, Hiei had to follow behind, hoping for his beloved sweet snow. "Sorry Hiei, but you can't even reach the freezer door let alone open it, and we have no chairs over here, so you can't climb up there!" Yuri said trying to hold in laughter.
"WHAT!!!!! You think that I'm short!!!!! THAT"S NOT FAIR, YOU'RE ONLY FIVE INCHES TALLER!!!!!!!"
"Yes, but five inches, is a lot of space between the two of us hehe…"
"GRRRRRR……… BAKA HALF BREED!!!!!!!" Hiei growls
"What did you call me…" Yuri said with a deadly calmness
"A BAKA HALF BREED, H……A……L……F….. B….R….E….E…D…!!!" Hiei said.
"SHORT LITTLE DEMON IN WHICH HE HAS NO TTRUE ELEMENT!!!!!!"
"WHAT!!!!!!!!!"
"YOU HEARD ME YOU HAVE NO TRUE ELEMENT LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I'M ALL ICE, WHILE YOU'RE JUST A COLD LITTLE DOUBLE ELEMENT IN WHICH YOU CAN'T BECOME STRONGER BECAUSE YOUR ICE ELEMENT HOLDS YOU BACK THEREFORE, I AM STRONGER!!!!!!"
"WANT TO FIND OUT!!!!!"
"YEAH!!!! LETS FIGHT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!"
"KNOCK IT OFF YOU TWO!!!!!!!" Akai, Yusuke and Kuronue yelled
"You two, do you have to fight right now, you woke Kurama up and now he can't get the rest he needs!!!!!!!!!!!" Akai yelled
Just then, Yoko Kurama stumbles in asking for Suki. "W…where's Suki!"
"Yoko! GO BACK TO YOUR BED, YOU'RE NOT IN ANY CONDITION TO WALK AROUND LIKE THAT!!!!!!!" Yuri said
"Besides, you're dripping blood everywhere and we have to pay for the damage done in this room!! Plus I have to pay for this room and just for us to stay here its over three-hundred dollars!!!!!" Yusuke said angrily
"Yoko! Go back to your bed!!!! "Yuri said. Kurama started to stumble and almost fell, except Hiei ran to catch Yoko just in time.
"Thanks Hiei." Said Kurama.
"Now will someone tell me where Suki is, as her brother I need to stay by her side and I also need to thank her for taken that first blow for me. Unless……. Unless she's dead please tell me she lived I warned her to let me take that shot. Please tell me she's alive. I loved her to much, She was my sister and I need to be by her side even in death so if she's dead then let me lose all my blood so that I may be with her."
"YOKO SHUT UP!!!!!!!! SHES ALIVE SO GO BACK TO YOUR BED BEFORE I GRAB YOU AND SET YOU OUTSIDE FOR THE BIRDS TO PICK AT!!!!!" Yuri said angrily.
"Sheesh Yuri, that was awfully cold!" Kuronue said.
"Just let me see her!" Kurama demanded
"NO!!! NOT TILL YOU"RE BETTER, THAN, I'LL GO AND GET HER OKAY!!!!!" Yuri said. Just then, Hiei had stuck him with the hilt of his katana.
" HIEI!!!!!!! WHATD YOU DO THAT FOR!!!!!!!!!
"Hn, he needed to shut up, so I did that for him, besides he was going too far just for a girl." Hiei said coldly.
"UMMMM…… EXCUSE ME!!!!!! SUKI IS KURAMA'S SISTER, AND IF IT WERE YUKINA, YOU WOULD DO THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!!" Kuronue screamed so loud the whole hotel could hear it. Then, Kuwabara came in the kitchen as he heard the names Yukina and Hiei in the same sentence…
"WHAT ABOUT HIEI DEFENDING YUKINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT THAT LITTLE SHRIMP GOING NEAR MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!" Kuwabara said
"AHHHHH!!! I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU EVEN GO NEAR MY SIS….. I MEAN YUKINA YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!" Hiei yelled
"W….what was t..that sis. Word Hiei?" Kuwabara asked dumbfounded.
"It's nothing go away!" Hiei said.
"NO TELL ME WHAT'S GOIN ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WHAD'YA DO TOO YOKO??????" Kuwabara asked once again.
"I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING FOOL! NOT ANYTHING ABOUT YUKINA OKAY????" Hiei growled. Just then, they all heard a knock on the door.
"I'll get it!" Yuri said awfully cheerfully, than all of the hotel visitors came to the door and yelled in unison
"SHUT UP YOU GUYS WE ALL HAVE LIVES YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
After that, Yuri came back in stunned by the volume and the anger shown in them. "I…I…I t..think th..that……w..w…w…we s..sh..should stop fig…fighting n..now o..o..okay? hehehe…." Yuri said stunned to a point when she just lost all sense of day and just sat there.
"Ummmmm, I think that we should move her, lets set her on the couch over there okay? Kuronue can you guide her there?" Yusuke said holding in a laugh.
"Okay… phhhhhhHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I'm sorry Yusuke, it was just so funny the way they all yelled at her only!!!!!!" Kuronue said while laughing so hard, that tears came out of his eyes.
"Hey everybody time for dinner!!!!!" Akai said.
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well, that's the end of chappie 10! We did update faster than planned, we tried to add a lot of humor to that chapter so that the story would be more interesting you know? Well, plz review k? ttyl!!!