Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Idiot And Yokai Xperment ❯ Chapter one ( Chapter 1 )

THE IDIOT AND YOKAI EXPEREMENT.

Dedicated by heart to all of my reviewers!

Hiei: "A WHAT??? YOUR WRITING A WHAT?????"

Arthor: "No silly i'm not writing a what i'm writing a YuYuHakusho, Ed, Ed and Eddy crossover random humor fic!"

Hiei: O_O "Think happy thoughts."

Tucks in knees and rocks back and forth.

"Think happy thoughts, happy thoughts.....Happy happy happy. Babies crying, Happy. Ningens frying, burtiful, aurthor dyings, I fell much better....."

Aurthor: "Hey! I'm bored!"

Kurama: "Well perhaps you should reconsiter.....I mean...."

Aurthor: "AH SHUT UP! LET'S JUST START IT!"

I do not own: Yusuke, Hiei, Kuwabara, Kurama, Koenma, Kevin, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Naz, Ralph, The Cankers Jimmy, Jhonny, Sahra, Plank?

And so it began.

Hiei: "O_O. NO! NO! NO! NO! IT'S POINTLESS I TELL YOU IT'S POINTLESS!!!!! I'M NOT NO! NO! NO!"

Yusuke: "Come on we know you need a place to stay."

Kurama: "We'll vist regurly."

Kuwabara: "And we'll bring you lot's of tasty sweet snow!"

Hiei: "I DON'T CARE! I AIN'T MOVING INTO THAT WACKED OUT NEIGHBORHOOD I..................................HEY! WHAT THE........WHA......" Suddenly Hiei finds himself infront of his new house. He looks around for everybody else but to no avail. His friends had abbonded him do deal with this on his own! Some friends! Hiei's house looked just like the other ones exept his was black. (Thank God!) Reluctently he growled, stumped up to the house swung open the door steped in and slamed it behind him.

.............The Very Next Day..............

Eddy: "Hey Double D! Have you heard?"

DD: "About what Eddy?" Double D replyed

"The new kid that's what!"

"Really Eddy a new person on this street? At this time of year?"

"Well yeah that's what my parents said."

"Well why don't we go introduce ourselfs Eddy?"

"Didn't your parents ever teach not to talk to strangers Double D?" (OR DD).

"We could get the rest of the kids as well! A full culotsac welcome!"

"No way."

Ed: "*GASP* EDDY!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!! BE A SORT!!!"

DD: "You mean sport."

"UH?"

"You said sort but it's sport."

"Huhl? Oh I git it! Tsk! Tisk! You just had to count your chickens before they hatched didn't you DD?"

"Uh Ed Chickens don't have anything at all to do with this...."

Ed: "CHICKENS! WHERE????"

Eddy: "At the new kids house."

"REALLY????? WHICH HOUSE? WHICH HOUSE????"

"The black one."

"LET'S GO GUYS! CHICKENS AHOY!!!" Ed then took DD and Eddy under his arms and dashed towrds the new black house.

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Hiei: "I hate that stupid aurthor....I'm going to kill her once I get the chance........../Grumble/Grumble/Grumble/ Hiei then thought about clever and creative ways to torture the uh aurthor when. /Knock/Knock/Knock/ Hiei ignored the knocking at the door.

Ed: "COME ON!!!!! PLEASE!!! ED WANT CHICKENS!!!! CHICKENS!!!! COME ON GUY!!!!!!" Ed continued to pummel the door. "COME ON! I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hiei grumbled in annoynce.

Eddy: "WHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!"

Edd: "I really don't find this funny Eddy. What if he's trying to sleep? If we wake him up it could start us on the wrong foot..."

"Ah shut up. Goodie Toshoes."

Hiei tried once more to consentrate on figuring ways to torment the aurthor but couldn't focus do the noise coming from his front door. "GGGGRRRR.........../twitch/ WHY NOT???" Hiei then about to lose his mind got up and went to the door.

Ed: "OPEN UP! OPEN UP!!! CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!"

Edd: "Really Ed let's just...."

Eddy: "AHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!"

*SWOOSH* The door flew open and the impact sent Ed flying through seven trees. It's a wonder it didn't kill him. But remember this is a cartoon! Edd and Eddy's mouth dropped to the ground for a moment.

Ed: "I'M OOOOKAYDOOOKAY PEOPLE! EXEPT FOR A FEW BROKEN BONES! BUT DON'T WORRY CARTOON CHARECTERS HEAL FAST!!!"

Hiei: "Baka."

Edd: "Wow...That was....very impresive."

Eddy: "No flippin way!"

Hiei: "Look, What the heck do you want? I'm very buzy."

Edd: "Well were rezitends of the coltasack and just wanted to introduce ourselfs and welcome you."

Hiei: "Aw great...."

"My name is Eddward Charles Molhank. Edd for short with 2 D's. But everybody here just calls me double D." Hiei rolled his eyes and gave an annoyed look.

Edd: "And his names Eddy, With 2 D's and an E."

Eddy: "What's cooking?"

Ed: "And My name is Ed, With one E and one D."

Eddy: "Where did you come from?"

Ed: "I came from inside my mothers Belly."

Eddy: /Groan/

Edd: "So tell us, What's your name?" Hiei growled.

Hiei: "Jhon Brown. Ask me again and i'll knock you down."

Eddy: "Jhon Brown? That's common." Edd lauphed. "what's so funny?"

"It's an oldtime saying. He was only kidding."

"Tuh. Should've known."

"So really sir. Tell us you name." Hiei then took his fist and knocked each of them across the street. He smirked then turned back around.

Edd: "GRASHIOUS!!!"

Eddy: "Daahahhaha!!!!!"

Ed: "Buttered Toast With Gravy!" The then stoped and looked at Ed. "WHAT?"

Eddy: "Tuh. Baka." They then continued to fall backward.

All three of them flew into a powerline post. Edd head first, Then Eddy then Ed. They slid down the pole and landed on the butts.

Ed: "DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!!!"

Edd: "Owwwuch.....My butt."

Eddy: "Gess what's his problem?" Eddy asked scratching his head. Hiei smirked at there pain then turned and walked back into the house.

Hiei: "It's gonna be a long rest of my life."

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Hiei: "O_O_O_O_O.........ooooohhhhhhh the

embaressment........" !Continues rocking back and forth!

Me: "Gess...It wasn't that bad was it Kurama-Sama?"

Kurama: "Uh well...Sort of...."

Me: O_O....WWWWWWHHHHHHHWHAAWHWHWHAHWHWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Runs away*

Kurama: "Read and review at your leasure."