Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The... Kitty-Sue? ❯ Enter the ...Kitty-Sue? ( Chapter 1 )

Yu-Yu Hakusho: The Kitten-Sue

I do not own Yu-Yu Hakusho, got it? Good, on with the story then. A bit of a funny take on a few fics I've read and a signature SonKalia self insert and well, its meant to be kinda funny, kinda serouse and has no real true set time so bear with me here. I aint seen all the episodes. OOC warning, you'll see what I mean.

[my POV]

"I'm not supposed to be here! I'm not supposed to be here!" I chanted in my mind over and over as I fell out of the dark clouds covering the sky. I read them all the time, even wrote a couple myself but now, to my horror I had become one. I had become a Mary-Sue! But the real question was: WHY WAS I A FREAKING KITTEN!? And was I able to go back into a human form? Yeah, I said kitten. I landed in a puddle in the form of a cute little black kitten with orange paws and an orange crescent on my little forehead and one green and one yellow eye. I was scared! There was thunder and lightning and it was freaking pouring and I didn't even realize I had landed wrong until I stood up and found out I couldn't put weight on my front right paw. Then I saw him, running through the rain and heading my way.

Two things ran through my head when I saw him: A) I'm in Yu-Yu Hakusho! And B) Salvation! The guy running through the streets was none other then the demon named Kurama [also know as Suichi and I am sorry if I spelled it wrong.] I had to time this just right so when he was about 5 feet away, or when it looked like it, I limped out onto the sidewalk and as pitiful as possible whimpered, meowed and held up my paw. He stopped and looked down at me. I whimpered again and sneezed a little kitty sneeze.

"What are you doing out in such a storm kitty?" he asked as he knelt down to my level and I looked up at him with sad, pitiful mismatched eyes and gave a tiny meow followed by another sneeze. I was seriously shivering by now, being a Mary-Sue is not all its cracked up to be. Especially when you end up as a kitten, with a sprained paw, in a freezing rain storm with thunder and lightning and raindrops the size of my paws. NOT FUN!!!

He gently reached for the paw I was holding up, the moment he touched it I pulled it away and yelped, that hurt. Then a sneezing fit hit me, ye gods! This was definitely not my day.

"Poor thing, well, I suppose I cant just leave you here, come on then." He said and scooped me up. He placed me inside his jacket where all but my nose and eyes were really visible and he held me up along with his school briefcase thing. If felt good to be warm again.

Something close to fifteen minutes later, we were finally inside his warm dry home. Kurama set down his school case, walked into the kitchen and rummaged through the fridge with me still inside his jacket. I don't know what he found but he managed to get the jackent off with me still inside it, wrapped me in it a bit and set me on the table.

[Narrators POV]

After setting the little kitten down on the table still wrapped in his jacket, Kurama went back to the fridge and pulled out a bottle of milk and some left over tuna salad from last night. The tuna salad was for him, the milk he got out for the kitten. But seeing as she was still shivering a bit, he poured some into a saucer and warmed it up for 30 seconds in his microwave. After placing the warm milk in front of the kitten he himself grabbed a fork and sat down to eat, watching the kitten all the while.

"hmm, we need a name for you don't we, how about Lucky?" he asked the kitten, a bit surprised when she actually turned her little head toward him with a look that said "no way" evident, even though she was a cat. "Okay, I guess you don't like that one, heh. How about umm………Tora." The little kitten perked up at this name and an approving look came over her mismatched eyes. [tora = tiger if ya'all didn't know that.] "Looks like you approve eh kitty? Tora it is then." Kurama continued eating and `Tora' began to ravenously lap up the warm milk. `ah, warm milk, gotta love it.' She thought as she finished up every last drop. `Tora, that means tiger in Jappanese if memory serves me correctly, coolies. I hated my old name anyways.' She thought as she stared at Kurama as he ate, and at his tuna very longingly. Kurama noticed and scooped a bit that was more tuna than tuna salad onto the saucer, which Tora ate ravenously as well. Suddenly there was a bunch of noise upstairs, then it moved and someone walked down the stairs. Tora looked at the doorway and cocked her head to one side as everyones favorite fire demon entered the kitchen soaking wet. [sorry all H/K fans, not in this fic!] "Meow?" Tora questioned as best she could. Hiei stared at the little kitten with a raised eyebrow and sat down at the table across from Kurama.

"Where'd the kitten come from Kurama?" Hiei questioned calmly as the Tora limped her way over to him to study the fire demon up close.

" I found her outside about 2

"Meow." Tora mewed again and lifted said paw up another half inch as if to prove Kurama's point, and truth be told she was but they didn't really know that.

" How do you know it's a girl?"

" Just look at her, its quite obvious to me but I guess you could check."

" I think I will." Hiei reached for the kitten as she backed away a little, considering she knew what they were saying. `umm, check? I don't like the sound of that!' Tora thought as she whimpered a bit but Hiei grabbed her, checked, confirmed she was indeed a girl kitten and calmed her down again by holding her correctly and petting her. Tora began to purr a bit and rubbed her head against Hiei's hand.

" I believe she likes you Hiei." Kurama chuckled and Hiei glared.

"Well………she is kinda cute, how old do you think she is anyway?"

"Well, I'd say about 5-6 months, maybe a bit younger, she is pretty small." Tora glared at Kurama, as much as a cat can glare anyways. ` I was 16 before this thank you very much.' She thought to herself and went back to cuddling with the nice warm yet damp fire demon. `I always thought Hiei would be a mean heartless guy, he seems really cool with me though.' Tora thought as she fell asleep, purring in the arms of the Fire Demon.

"umm, Kurama, I think she's asleep."

"yes Hiei, that would be correct. The kitten is asleep and she seems to be very content. Like I said, I think she likes you."

Hiei snorted and stood up with Tora still in his arms and headed to the couch in the living room. There he laid back on the couch and started switching the channels on the television while the kitten rearranged herself on his chest and fell back to sleep. In the end, both Tora and Hiei fell asleep on the couch, Tora on Hiei's chest and Hiei on the couch while Kurama went into his room and fell asleep in his own bed.

[The next mourning………]

Kurama woke up with his alarm clock. After a quick shower and a change of clothes, he was down the hall, down the stairs and peering into the living room where Hiei snored quietly and Tora still slept curled up on his chest. `how cute' Kurama thought as he headed into the kitchen and started making breakfast for himself and his houseguest: pancakes!

[in the living room- Tora's POV]

`awwwwhhhhh' I yawned and opened my eyes, blinking a few times to clear away the sleep and slowly becoming aware of the quiet snoring of my warm, breathing `mattress', then I remembered everything. `me-Yu-Yu-Hakusho Mary-Sue in the form of a cat-Kurama named me Tora-I'm a little 5-6 month kitten, not cat-one sprained paw-Hungry!' Now I needed to get off of Hiei without hurting myself furthur but how does a kitten land on a paw she can't even walk on? I did the only thing I could think of, I limped over to Hiei's head and started meowing like crazy. "Meow, Meow, Meow! MEOW!" and so on until he woke up and stared at me very annoyed.

"What do you want Tora?" I looked at him and then looked towards the kitchen and continued doing that 5 times until he got the message.

"That's right, you have a sprained paw and jumping off of me onto the floor from the couches height would only end up injuring you more." `correct! Now lets go, I smell warm milk and pancakes!" I screamed in my head and it came out a very annoyed "Meow!" and he looked at me and laughed.

"Alright already, we're going." He said and stood up with me again, heading into the kitchen.

Hiei sat down at the table, still holding me.

"I think she's hungry Kurama." `Duh! Uh-oh, I think I need to go potty to!' I thought and wriggled around trying to get out of Hiei's arms and kept looking towards the backdoor. Kurama looked at me as I meowed pitifully staring at the back door. I think he got the message.

"Hiei, take her outside for a few minutes, I think she needs to take care of some, umm, business."

"Nani?………Oh!" Hiei rushed outside and set me down in a dry patch of dirt under the overhang. `thank the gods!' I thought and attended to my `business' and then limped back over to the back door and waited. Hiei opened the door, let me in and then entered himself, Kurama had a nice big saucer of warm milk waiting on the floor for me. I limped really fast to it and didn't balnce to well when I stopped so I ran into the dish and my head went straight into the milk. "Mreowww!" I screeched and looked back up at my two new guardians, they were chuckling and I growled at them before I continued lapping up my breakfast. `stupid youkai's.'

[Narrators POV again]

After a breakfast of pancakes, which Hiei partly shared with Tora, Kurama had to leave quickly.

"Okay, I have to leave for school. Hiei, I've left some money on the counter, Tora has a 11:00 vet appointment and I need you to take her, and watch her form me the rest of the day." Hiei nodded, I looked up at the mention of the vet and then ran out of the room to hide somewhere.

"I guess I'd better go find her"

"And I'd better leave or I'll be late. Good luck at the vets office." And Kurama left.

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Chapter 2: The Vets Office will be out soon