Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Lady of Green ❯ In which the authors slack off some more ( Chapter 11 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Firelung: Hi all!

Icelung: Hey.

Kurama: Salutations.

Hiei: Hn.

Fl: Guess what!? Icelung and I have an announcement to make!

Kurama: You're passing Chemistry?

Hiei: You've killed off Koenma?

Kurama: We can leave?

Hiei: You've killed off Enya?

Kurama: Yin-Jins is no longer a threat?

Hiei: You've killed off Kuwabara?

Twins: . . . no. . . .

Yin: *glomps Kurama *

Kurama: ... Why me? T.T

IL: ... Right. Anyway, the announcement is- Through diplomatic decision and much deliberation, Firelung and I have decided to skip this chapter. * Ducks miscellaneous garbage flung at him by angry fans *

H,K,andY: O.o

Fl: Yes. You have every right to be upset. * Dodges a rotten pineapple * But- That doesn't mean we're not going to tell you what happened. We just really want to move on. * Ducks as more garbage flies her way *

Il: * has put on a raincoat to protect him from flying garbage * Ok, since it was my chapter to write, I'll tell you what happened. Kuwabara, Ivy, and Noric walk down the tunnel talking. Kuwabara chats about himself and Yukina and starts asking Noric and Ivy about the spies. You find out Nova and Noric were partners before Ivy, Josie, and Enya showed up. Since then Noric has worked solo. It is explained that Nova and Noric live with their mother and step father. Their real father ran off when he discovered he was going to be a dad. Ivy and Nova first met during a group project in a class. Although Ivy is fairly closed-mouthed about it, you find out she is from a fairly wealthy family and that her parents are perfectionist freaks, who demand that their daughter excel at everything she does. Perfect grades, perfect appearance, perfect life, perfect friends, Etc. Ivy's sweet but somewhat air-headed nature had been forced to endure this for thirteen years. By the time Nova met Ivy, Ivy was on the verge of a mental breakdown but her parents refused to hire a shrink (it would spoil their perfect image). The fact that Ivy could move things with her mind and levitate was even more stressful for her because her parents claimed it made her look “abnormal”. By this point it is subtly hinted that Ivy might have been considering suicide just to escape her parents. But then she met Nova, and through Nova, Noric, and discovered they had “gifts” just like she did. It is also hinted that she has a small thing for Noric, and Noric has a small thing for her, but they're both too shy to do anything about it. Ivy fights with a staff that she can poof out of thin air (think Botan's oar) and Noric fights with a combination of fists, feet, and fur. Because he can talk to animals he can also take on certain attributes of whatever animal he needs. Example: He can use the sight of an eagle or his hands can shift to bear claws or, if he's underwater, he could grow gills... Etc. When the lights go out, Kuwabara uses his sword for light. You also find out some more about Luke, that he was some sort of important political figure who wasn't home much. He worked in the capital and he and his sister, Lianna, lived in a house that was basically smack dab in the middle of Nowheresvill, Elfland. He has a typical big brother personality but loves to joke and tease. He espically likes to tease Noric about his crush on Ivy.

Fl: That was quite the speech.

Il: Thank you. * bows * And as for how Kuwabara and Noric got all wet. . . Use your imagination.

All: * fall over *

Il: * is pelted with garbage *

Hiei: . . . Baka.

Kurama: * pokes Yin * Could somebody help me get her off?

Yin: * clings *

Il: Actually, I'm surprised Firelung hasn't glomped you yet...

Kurama: ... Why...?

Il: Well, she does have that poster of you and Youko on her closet door.

Kurama: O.O

Fl: * shrug * Just because most of my anime harem has long silver hair doesn't mean I don't enjoy a variety sometimes. * goes all starry-eyed * who can resist those Jungle green eyes, framed by soft, flowing locks of hair so red; it challenges the very rose he wields?

Kurama: o.o

Hiei: O.o ... Anime ...Harem?

Il: . . . You just went all poetic on us. Do I need to tie you up?

Yin: And Brigit can.

Kurama: The lump speaks!

Fl: Can what?

Yin: Resist Kurama's bishonin-ness.

Fl: Yes... Well that's because Brigit is a Hiei fangirl. She doesn't count.

Hiei: . . . Hn.

Fl: But I doubt she'd glomp him.

Il: She's probably too short anyway.

K&H: O.O

Il: Yes, we have a friend who is arguably shorter then Hiei.

Fl: She's our midget. ^^

Il: And a super brain. And.... yea. We have nothing else to say.

Fl: You should know the drill by now people!

All: Review!