Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Nightmare Begins ❯ Jail Time ( Chapter 3 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
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I open my eyes quickly to see everyone above me and I fall on the floor.
“What happened?”
“Oh I don't know but next time you look through your memories you mind keeping them to yourself. Oh guess what.”
“.... What?”
“WE'RE GETTING ARRESTED!!!!”
Yusuke helps me up to stand but has his spirit gun aimed at me.
“yup, time to see Koenma.”
“baka onna.”
“stupid..... girl.... -sigh- you didn't cut me open.”
“What?”
“remember, I sure do, it was the nicest thing I ever read. `Dear stupid girl, don't ever let me see you again. Get in my way again and I will cut you open.' What a perfect example of a gentleman.”
“you!”
“We going to lord of the diapers or what?”
“Lord of the diapers, I don't care who you think you are but there are two choices for you two. Lifetime in jail or service as partners with the spirit detectives. Not much of hard choice though-“
Me and Emily both scream out quickly, “JAIL!”
“wha?”
“you heard us jail.”
“Fine your choice. Ogre, separate cells, and complete isolation for both of them. Take away all weapons and leave them.”
“huh? Why do they have to stay there for a lifetime?”
“idiot.”
“obviously you haven't heard of these two. Alexandra here-“
“It's Alex; you have no right to call me by my full name. Only few are allowed, you're not one of them.”
“too bad, Alexandra here is a one of the most wanted murders, thieves her best kill. She even killed the band of thieve Hiei belonged to.”
“They were worthless ingrates the moment they felt my spirit energy ten miles from them they were already gathering everything to bride me not to attack them. The worse part is I was wounded and eight years old.”
“She's also known for killing the pixie and fairy race.”
“annoying bugs.”
“mermaids and mermen...”
“fucked up fish.”
“anything I'm missing?”
“well, there are a few more kinds of stuff I killed. Unicorns, poke`mon (just kidding), chimaeras, some gnomes, few goblins, imps, leprechauns, some sea serpents-“
“- don't forget the sphinx race, trolls, yeti, Bigfoot, and I think two winged horses.”
“stop boasting it's nothing to be proud of. But I am curious the only band of thieves you killed was either powerful or the one's that knew of Hiei, Why?”
“hn, no reason.”
“never mind then. This one Emily is one of the best known researches and plan maker. The two of them combined is the worst kind of luck someone can have.”
“boo ho to you. Ya Fag.”
“OGRE GET HER OUT OF HERE!!!!”
“What about Emily sir?”
“obviously she's not like Alexandra so she can go..... into the Urameshi team.”
“ha, ha sucks for you.”
“Why does the bitch get the easier punishment.”
My mouth widens into a smile realizing this is the first time ever she's disrespected someone in high authority. I start to laugh and get carried away with Emily covering her mouth for cursing in front of someone whom she should respect.
Emily went on a mission with the guys blushing every time Kurama talked to her. Oh yeah, me, I was allowed one item so I stuck with my cd play and I started to beat most of the guards so they let me have all my CDs.
“This is the life! No one to fucking bother me....... I LOVE THIS!!!”
-With Koenma-
“Well I guess she's enjoying her stay.”
“We're back binky-boy.”
Emily walks up towards the screen and laughs a bit.
“So how's Alex?”
“she.... s-she LIKE THE CELL!!!!! SHE LIKE JAIL!!! WHAT KIND OF A PUNISHMENT IS THAT!!!!???”
“To her it's a dream come true.”
Kurama looked at the screen as well smiling a bit.
“And why is that?”
“-blush- She hates everyone ,even me, she killed off her own parents, or at least that's what she told me. Her only friend I met once and is a psycho maniac, I'm only one of her good friends. That other girl is a monster for a five year old. She loves being alone and with that CD player and her CDs she's gonna kill anyone who even tries to get her out.”
On the screen I lean against the wall as I sit and fall asleep.
“typical, its not gonna affect her Koenma you gave her what she wanted..... lucky, why can't that be me.”
“this sucks I wanted to see her try to escape. That's it get her out of there.”
“not a good idea. Didn't you hear me, she'll kill anyone.”
“hn I'll go get the baka.”
-with me-
“I TOLD YOU TO GO AWAY!!!! Huh?”
I look over to the entrance and take off my headphones. To see Hiei there, glaring at me.
“Where are my pendants you little brat.”
“I'm taller than you and I don't have it.”
I sigh and get up.
“Thank god all this quietness was making me normal.”
“hn... I don't think anything can help you with that.”
“He speaks..... in sentences..... can you curse?”
“out baka onna Koenma wants to talk to you.”
“fine, you bastard.”
He unsheathes his sword and I run straight into an ogre laughing at Hiei chasing after me.
“GO AWAY!!!!”
“HN GO TO KOENMA!!!”
“NEVER!!!!”
I go faster than before and before long I trip on my own feet and fall face flat.
“great timing.”
I create a copy of myself and help myself up.
“Thanks.”
“get back here onna!!!”
I make that copy disappear and start running straight into a room and close the door behind myself.
“Thank you for coming.”
Emily rolls on the floor laughing at me until she can gasp out a few words.
“-laugh- You messed up on escaping.”
“CRAP!!!”
“anyways seeing as how isolation had no effect on you, you will join the Urameshi team. Now I'm asking you nicely, you will also live with Emily in a hotel with three rooms, two for you guys and one as a guest room including a kitchen, bathroom, and half-bathroom.”
“nice.”