Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Orb of Elder ❯ Chapter 1
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Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.07.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 989 | Visits: 267 | Status: Completed
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Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.07.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 989 | Visits: 267 | Status: Completed
The Orb of Elder (chapter 1)
I have no idea what a disclaimer is but here’s mine: I don’t own Yu Yu Hakusho and I don’t own Hiei…yet...
You know those fics where the yu yu gang gets turned into kawaii chibi toddlers? Well this is my version… muhahaha!!! This fic is supposed to be funny… but I’m not good at writing funny…actually I’m not good at writing anything… heh… anyways… ON WITH THE FIC!!!
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Kurama awoke to the delicate light of the morning sun drifting through his curtains. ‘Phew it was just a dream’ Kurama rolled over and saw a very old ,very real Yusuke in the doorway squinting at Kurama.
"Is that you sonny? I can’t find my glasses. I could have sworn I was wearing them just a minute ago."
"Yusuke, you don’t wear glasses."
“Eh?”
“I said you don’t wear glasses.”
“Eh? Did I do my taxes?!”
Kurama was annoyed now. “no… sigh…I mean yes… did you do your taxes?”
“…No they’re still asleep”
Unfortunately for Kurama, what happened yesterday was no dream. Kurama knew this was going to be a LONG day.
*Flash Back to Yesterday*
Koenma was in his office looking over some papers when the rekai tantei showed up. “Hello! What took you guys so long to get here?”
“Just hurry up and tell us what our mission is,” said a very annoyed looking Yusuke.
“Nice to see you too Yusuke,” said Koenma.
“Well I’m sorry if I don’t like being woken up at 4:00 am on a Saturday to go fight a weak ass demon that’s trying to take over the universe.”
“Yusuke this demon is by no means weak and he isn’t trying to take over the universe… he just stole a very powerful artifact called The Orb of Elder.”
“Don’t you mean the orb of baast?” asked Kuwabara.
“No, the orb of Elder is a completely different orb with very different powers. Instead of stealing souls this orb turns people-”
“Whoop de damn do! Just tell us where this demon is so I can kick its ass and go back to sleep…”
“Fine, BOTAN!” Koenma called.
“Yes sir?”
“Transport these numskulls to Ice Cream Island."
Hiei’s ears perked up at the mention of ice cream.
“The island made of ice cream! I wish I could go… Ok! Everyone through the teleportation gate!” Said Botan while opening a teleportation gate to Ice Cream Island.
Hiei was the first one through. When He landed on the island he realized the island wasn’t made of ice cream… only rocks and hot sand inhabited the tiny island. Hiei felt very alone and cold. When Kurama and the others made it through the gate, Hiei asked Kurama where the ice cream was. Kurama broke it to Hiei gently- “Hiei there is no ice cream… we just said the island was made of ice cream to get you to come with us." A pain shot through Hiei’s chest... He felt like he had been used and lied to. His nose started to tingle and a solemn tear rolled down his cheek. The heartbroken Hiei followed as Kurama Yusuke and Kuwabara walked off to find the demon…
In the middle of the island there was a forest. They decided the demon must be in there so that’s where they headed. Everyone searched for the demon and they found him talking to a talking coconut.
“What are we going to do tonight?” asked the demon talking to the coconut.
“The same thing we do every night Pinky- try to take over the world!! Muahahahaha!!!."
The Pinky and the Brain theme song played as Yusuke, Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei charged towards the demon. The demon saw the attack and threw the coconut at them. Kurama was the only one who had enough time to dodge the coconut. Kurama made it to the demon tied him up with a vine and demanded to know where The Orb of Elder was. The demon replied “All over your friends,” and then he died. Kurama looked toward his friends to see that all of them had been turned into old people! Kurama hurriedly called Botan on the communicator. Botan came as soon as she could. When she got there she saw a horrifying sight. Hiei, Yusuke and Kuwabara were all very old. Hiei was shorter (if that’s possible), all wrinkly and hunch backed and had a cane. Kuwabara was in a wheelchair, he was nearly bald and had thick glasses on. Yusuke was just plain old and wrinkly.
“Kurama how did this happen?!” asked a very shocked Botan.
“This demon *points to the dead demon on the ground* disguised the orb of elder as a coconut and threw it at us. I was the only one who was able to dodge… so now Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuwabara have all been chronologically advanced.”
“Is there a cure? Will they ever be able to change back?!”
“I don’t know, we’ll have to ask Koenma.”
Botan and Kurama managed to get everyone back to Koenma’s office. Koenma said that he didn’t know if there was a cure but he would look into it. In the meantime Kurama was to watch over the 3 elderly spirit detectives and have them all stay with him at him house.
*End Flash Back*
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Ok so, Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuwabara have all been changed into old people! And Kurama has to look after them until they change back! Ahhhhh! Reveiw please ^_^
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I have no idea what a disclaimer is but here’s mine: I don’t own Yu Yu Hakusho and I don’t own Hiei…yet...
You know those fics where the yu yu gang gets turned into kawaii chibi toddlers? Well this is my version… muhahaha!!! This fic is supposed to be funny… but I’m not good at writing funny…actually I’m not good at writing anything… heh… anyways… ON WITH THE FIC!!!
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Kurama awoke to the delicate light of the morning sun drifting through his curtains. ‘Phew it was just a dream’ Kurama rolled over and saw a very old ,very real Yusuke in the doorway squinting at Kurama.
"Is that you sonny? I can’t find my glasses. I could have sworn I was wearing them just a minute ago."
"Yusuke, you don’t wear glasses."
“Eh?”
“I said you don’t wear glasses.”
“Eh? Did I do my taxes?!”
Kurama was annoyed now. “no… sigh…I mean yes… did you do your taxes?”
“…No they’re still asleep”
Unfortunately for Kurama, what happened yesterday was no dream. Kurama knew this was going to be a LONG day.
*Flash Back to Yesterday*
Koenma was in his office looking over some papers when the rekai tantei showed up. “Hello! What took you guys so long to get here?”
“Just hurry up and tell us what our mission is,” said a very annoyed looking Yusuke.
“Nice to see you too Yusuke,” said Koenma.
“Well I’m sorry if I don’t like being woken up at 4:00 am on a Saturday to go fight a weak ass demon that’s trying to take over the universe.”
“Yusuke this demon is by no means weak and he isn’t trying to take over the universe… he just stole a very powerful artifact called The Orb of Elder.”
“Don’t you mean the orb of baast?” asked Kuwabara.
“No, the orb of Elder is a completely different orb with very different powers. Instead of stealing souls this orb turns people-”
“Whoop de damn do! Just tell us where this demon is so I can kick its ass and go back to sleep…”
“Fine, BOTAN!” Koenma called.
“Yes sir?”
“Transport these numskulls to Ice Cream Island."
Hiei’s ears perked up at the mention of ice cream.
“The island made of ice cream! I wish I could go… Ok! Everyone through the teleportation gate!” Said Botan while opening a teleportation gate to Ice Cream Island.
Hiei was the first one through. When He landed on the island he realized the island wasn’t made of ice cream… only rocks and hot sand inhabited the tiny island. Hiei felt very alone and cold. When Kurama and the others made it through the gate, Hiei asked Kurama where the ice cream was. Kurama broke it to Hiei gently- “Hiei there is no ice cream… we just said the island was made of ice cream to get you to come with us." A pain shot through Hiei’s chest... He felt like he had been used and lied to. His nose started to tingle and a solemn tear rolled down his cheek. The heartbroken Hiei followed as Kurama Yusuke and Kuwabara walked off to find the demon…
In the middle of the island there was a forest. They decided the demon must be in there so that’s where they headed. Everyone searched for the demon and they found him talking to a talking coconut.
“What are we going to do tonight?” asked the demon talking to the coconut.
“The same thing we do every night Pinky- try to take over the world!! Muahahahaha!!!."
The Pinky and the Brain theme song played as Yusuke, Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei charged towards the demon. The demon saw the attack and threw the coconut at them. Kurama was the only one who had enough time to dodge the coconut. Kurama made it to the demon tied him up with a vine and demanded to know where The Orb of Elder was. The demon replied “All over your friends,” and then he died. Kurama looked toward his friends to see that all of them had been turned into old people! Kurama hurriedly called Botan on the communicator. Botan came as soon as she could. When she got there she saw a horrifying sight. Hiei, Yusuke and Kuwabara were all very old. Hiei was shorter (if that’s possible), all wrinkly and hunch backed and had a cane. Kuwabara was in a wheelchair, he was nearly bald and had thick glasses on. Yusuke was just plain old and wrinkly.
“Kurama how did this happen?!” asked a very shocked Botan.
“This demon *points to the dead demon on the ground* disguised the orb of elder as a coconut and threw it at us. I was the only one who was able to dodge… so now Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuwabara have all been chronologically advanced.”
“Is there a cure? Will they ever be able to change back?!”
“I don’t know, we’ll have to ask Koenma.”
Botan and Kurama managed to get everyone back to Koenma’s office. Koenma said that he didn’t know if there was a cure but he would look into it. In the meantime Kurama was to watch over the 3 elderly spirit detectives and have them all stay with him at him house.
*End Flash Back*
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Ok so, Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuwabara have all been changed into old people! And Kurama has to look after them until they change back! Ahhhhh! Reveiw please ^_^
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