Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Origin of Kenshin Himura ❯ The Origin of Kenshin Himura ( Chapter 1 )
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The Origin of Kenshin Himura
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M-chan: >^_^< I'm finally writing this...
Kurama: >O.O<
Karasu: ......How is this possible? Male plus male does not equal child.
M-chan: >^_^< I know, but haven't you realized that most things never make sense when it comes to me? Or the people I know? The idea belongs to Allie. ^^ I'm just making the idea into a fic.
Karasu: I hate you.
Kurama: I hate both of you.
Karasu: Baka kitsune.
Kurama: Baka crow.
M-chan: Baka men.
Kurama/Karasu: ::growl:: ::glare::
M-chan: >^.^'< No hurting the authoress. ::locks them both in the closet::
[I own nothing. Not even the idea...]
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M-chan: We are here today to discuss the origins of Kenshin Himura.
Kenshin: Oro?
M-chan: >^_^< ::pushes Kenshin into a chair:: You just sit for a minute.
Hiei: ::walks in dragging Kurama and Karasu::
M-chan: Ah, the other two bishie have decided to appear. ::pushes Karasu and Kurama into chairs as well:: Make that three, you have nothing to do with anything, but oh well. :shoves Hiei into a chair::
Hiei: ::glare::
M-chan: Try smiling at me, that's scary. The glare has no effect what so ever.
Hiei: ::blinks:: Nani?
M-chan: We're still missing someone...
Allie: ::walks in and latches onto Karasu and Hiei:: ^^
M-chan: >^_^'< Nevermind.
Kenshin: I'm a bit confused, that I am M-dono.
M-chan: ::motions to Karasu, who is struggling to free himself from Allie's death grip:: Notice anything about him that is the same as you?
Kenshin: Well... Our eyes are the some color, that they are.
M-chan: What about him? ::points at Kurama::
Kenshin: Our hair, I suppose.
M-chan: ::nods:: Right. Now if you mix Kurama and Karasu, you get... Kenshin!
Kenshin: I still don't understand, that I don't.
M-chan: ^-_-^
Kenshin: ::lightbulb:: O_O How could that be possible?
M-chan: I have no earthly idea. She came up with it. ::points at Allie::
Allie: ....... Kurama could be a girl......?
Minna: O.O;
Kurama: I most certainly am not!
M-chan: ::looks at Kurama very closely:: To investigate this further, the said person must remove his shirt.
Kurama: >O.O< No!
M-chan: If the said person does not cooperate, his shirt will be removed by force. ::jumps on Kurama and rips off his shirt::
Minna: O.O;
M-chan: ::sitting on Kurama:: Nope, he's a guy. A comfortable guy. ^^
Hiei: ::smirks:: Karasu could be the girl. ::gets thwaped by Allie::
Allie: Karasu is as much a girl as you are a Chiwawa. Now, are you a chiwawa?
Hiei: @_@ No.
Allie: That's what I thought. Karasu is a male.
M-chan: Removal of the shirt is nessacary to verify this... Force will be used if the said person-
Karasu: O.O ::doesn't want to get turned into a chair like Kurama:: ::reluctantly takes off his shirt::
M-chan: Yep, he's a guy too.
Allie: I said that already baka.
M-chan: Baka janai desu.... At least Karasu has no shirt on now...
Allie: ::blinks:: Yeah. ::gets Karasu in a death grip again::
Hiei: ::frowns::
Allie: ::gets Hiei in a death grip again too::
M-chan: ::sweatdrop::
Kenshin: If they are both men, that means that they can't be-
M-chan: Yes, they are. I'm just not sure how.
Kuronue: ::wanders in:: So just what are you trying to prove? I'm confused too.
M-chan: Where did you come from and how do you know what we're talking about?
Kuronue: ::shrugs::
M-chan: ::sweatdrop::
Allie: We're trying to prove that Kenshin is the bastard son of Kurama and Karasu.
Kuronue: O.O;
Kenshin: .........I think I would know if I was Allie-dono.
M-chan: ::pat pat:: Poor Kenshin. You know nothing.
Kenshin: ::blinks::
Kuronue: I don't see that can be possible, but whatever, I'll just go sit and watch... ::sits::
M-chan: Ok... So now what? We've established the fact that that they're both male.
Hiei: How about divine intervention?
Minna: ::blink:: Nani?
Hiei: -_- Baka. A greater force made it possible.
M-chan: Uh...Yeah. Let's just go with that.
Karasu: What greater force?
M-chan: Whichever one felt like messing with you that day.
Karasu: What day?
M-chan: 'I will not call him stupid...' The day Kenshin was created.
Karasu: I knew that....
Kurama: No you didn't. You're stupid.
Karasu: ::growls:: ::wrenches himself away from Allie and attacks Kurama::
Kurama: >O.O< ::goes into Youko form::
Allie: Ooo... Shirtless bishie fight....
M-chan: Ooo...
Kuronue: I bet on Kurama.
Hiei: Karasu. Twenty?
Kuronue: You're on.
Allie: I bet fifty on niether of them to win.
Hiei: .... Whatever you say.
M-chan: ::hugs Kenshin:: Poor, poor Kenshin. To have your parents fighting like this...
Kenshin: But they're not my parents....
M-chan: Yes they are.
Kenshin: No.
M-chan: Yes.
Kenshin: ::sigh:: Whatever you say M-dono.
M-chan: >^_^<
Kurama: ::charges at Karasu::
Karasu: ::charges at Kurama::
Both: ::run into each other and get knocked out::
Minna: ::sweatdrop::
Allie: ..... That was stupid as hell, but I win. ^^ Gimme.
Hiei/Kuronue: -_- ::hand her the money::
Allie: >^_^<
Kurama/Karasu: @_@
M-chan: >^_^'<
Kenshin: This is stupid, that it is.... Ja. ::walks away::
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M-chan: >^_^< I'm finally writing this...
Kurama: >O.O<
Karasu: ......How is this possible? Male plus male does not equal child.
M-chan: >^_^< I know, but haven't you realized that most things never make sense when it comes to me? Or the people I know? The idea belongs to Allie. ^^ I'm just making the idea into a fic.
Karasu: I hate you.
Kurama: I hate both of you.
Karasu: Baka kitsune.
Kurama: Baka crow.
M-chan: Baka men.
Kurama/Karasu: ::growl:: ::glare::
M-chan: >^.^'< No hurting the authoress. ::locks them both in the closet::
[I own nothing. Not even the idea...]
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M-chan: We are here today to discuss the origins of Kenshin Himura.
Kenshin: Oro?
M-chan: >^_^< ::pushes Kenshin into a chair:: You just sit for a minute.
Hiei: ::walks in dragging Kurama and Karasu::
M-chan: Ah, the other two bishie have decided to appear. ::pushes Karasu and Kurama into chairs as well:: Make that three, you have nothing to do with anything, but oh well. :shoves Hiei into a chair::
Hiei: ::glare::
M-chan: Try smiling at me, that's scary. The glare has no effect what so ever.
Hiei: ::blinks:: Nani?
M-chan: We're still missing someone...
Allie: ::walks in and latches onto Karasu and Hiei:: ^^
M-chan: >^_^'< Nevermind.
Kenshin: I'm a bit confused, that I am M-dono.
M-chan: ::motions to Karasu, who is struggling to free himself from Allie's death grip:: Notice anything about him that is the same as you?
Kenshin: Well... Our eyes are the some color, that they are.
M-chan: What about him? ::points at Kurama::
Kenshin: Our hair, I suppose.
M-chan: ::nods:: Right. Now if you mix Kurama and Karasu, you get... Kenshin!
Kenshin: I still don't understand, that I don't.
M-chan: ^-_-^
Kenshin: ::lightbulb:: O_O How could that be possible?
M-chan: I have no earthly idea. She came up with it. ::points at Allie::
Allie: ....... Kurama could be a girl......?
Minna: O.O;
Kurama: I most certainly am not!
M-chan: ::looks at Kurama very closely:: To investigate this further, the said person must remove his shirt.
Kurama: >O.O< No!
M-chan: If the said person does not cooperate, his shirt will be removed by force. ::jumps on Kurama and rips off his shirt::
Minna: O.O;
M-chan: ::sitting on Kurama:: Nope, he's a guy. A comfortable guy. ^^
Hiei: ::smirks:: Karasu could be the girl. ::gets thwaped by Allie::
Allie: Karasu is as much a girl as you are a Chiwawa. Now, are you a chiwawa?
Hiei: @_@ No.
Allie: That's what I thought. Karasu is a male.
M-chan: Removal of the shirt is nessacary to verify this... Force will be used if the said person-
Karasu: O.O ::doesn't want to get turned into a chair like Kurama:: ::reluctantly takes off his shirt::
M-chan: Yep, he's a guy too.
Allie: I said that already baka.
M-chan: Baka janai desu.... At least Karasu has no shirt on now...
Allie: ::blinks:: Yeah. ::gets Karasu in a death grip again::
Hiei: ::frowns::
Allie: ::gets Hiei in a death grip again too::
M-chan: ::sweatdrop::
Kenshin: If they are both men, that means that they can't be-
M-chan: Yes, they are. I'm just not sure how.
Kuronue: ::wanders in:: So just what are you trying to prove? I'm confused too.
M-chan: Where did you come from and how do you know what we're talking about?
Kuronue: ::shrugs::
M-chan: ::sweatdrop::
Allie: We're trying to prove that Kenshin is the bastard son of Kurama and Karasu.
Kuronue: O.O;
Kenshin: .........I think I would know if I was Allie-dono.
M-chan: ::pat pat:: Poor Kenshin. You know nothing.
Kenshin: ::blinks::
Kuronue: I don't see that can be possible, but whatever, I'll just go sit and watch... ::sits::
M-chan: Ok... So now what? We've established the fact that that they're both male.
Hiei: How about divine intervention?
Minna: ::blink:: Nani?
Hiei: -_- Baka. A greater force made it possible.
M-chan: Uh...Yeah. Let's just go with that.
Karasu: What greater force?
M-chan: Whichever one felt like messing with you that day.
Karasu: What day?
M-chan: 'I will not call him stupid...' The day Kenshin was created.
Karasu: I knew that....
Kurama: No you didn't. You're stupid.
Karasu: ::growls:: ::wrenches himself away from Allie and attacks Kurama::
Kurama: >O.O< ::goes into Youko form::
Allie: Ooo... Shirtless bishie fight....
M-chan: Ooo...
Kuronue: I bet on Kurama.
Hiei: Karasu. Twenty?
Kuronue: You're on.
Allie: I bet fifty on niether of them to win.
Hiei: .... Whatever you say.
M-chan: ::hugs Kenshin:: Poor, poor Kenshin. To have your parents fighting like this...
Kenshin: But they're not my parents....
M-chan: Yes they are.
Kenshin: No.
M-chan: Yes.
Kenshin: ::sigh:: Whatever you say M-dono.
M-chan: >^_^<
Kurama: ::charges at Karasu::
Karasu: ::charges at Kurama::
Both: ::run into each other and get knocked out::
Minna: ::sweatdrop::
Allie: ..... That was stupid as hell, but I win. ^^ Gimme.
Hiei/Kuronue: -_- ::hand her the money::
Allie: >^_^<
Kurama/Karasu: @_@
M-chan: >^_^'<
Kenshin: This is stupid, that it is.... Ja. ::walks away::
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