Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Play From Hell ❯ Friday the Evil Demon Cat from Hell ( Chapter 1 )

One day Kurama got a letter saying that Kuronue was recently in rehab and would be getting out the next day.

Yes, Kuronue is alive! If you know who he is…

Kurama: Kuronue was in rehab? Oh, must have started drinking again.

Next Day:

Kurama: *drags Hiei to rehab*

Hiei: *gets attacked by cat* AAAAAAAAAH!!!! Get away god damn cat!!!

Cat: O.O

Kurama: AAAW!!! Such a cute little witty kitty! ^_^ I think I'll call you Friday.

Hiei: I think I'll call it EVIL DEMON CAT FROM MAKIA!!!

Friday/EVIL DEMON CAT FROM MAKIA: O.O *hisses*

Hiei: *steps on Friday*

Friday: >O<

Kurama: Aww, did the mean old Hiei squish da pretty kitty.

Friday: *jumps on Hiei's head* *won't come off*

Hiei: GOD DAMN CAT GET OFF!!! *tries franticly to get Friday off* DAMN CAT!!!

In Rehab:

Kuronue: What the hell's taking them so fucking long!!!

Doctor: Ah ah ah, remember what we talked about.

Kuronue: It's hard to remember everything, since you like to talk so GOD DAMN MUCH!!!

Doctor: Do you need another month?!

Kuronue: NO, NO, NO, PLEASE NOOOOO!!! I've had enough time listening to your god damn lectures-uh, I mean, nice, yah that's it, nice lectures. >.<

Kurama, Hiei and Friday walk in.

Doctor: No animals aloud in here.

Friday: *jumps off Hiei's face and onto the doctor's*

Doctor: *hair falls off* NUUUU, my wig!!!

Hiei: Well, whaddaya know, he is good for something.

Friday: ^_^

Kuronue: Well it took you long enough!!! … hey, who's the short dude.

Hiei: I AM NOT SHORT!!!

Kuronue: Well, what are you 4' something? You could pass off as a 7-year-old.

Hiei: *whispers* I'm going to kill you all while you're sleeping.

Kurama: Come on guys, you've only meet for 5 seconds and you're already fighting.

Kuronue: Well, it's not my fault he's a midget.

Hiei: And if you wouldn't have dragged me here… what do you mean I'm a midget you ningen!

Kuronue: I'm not the ningen you are!

Hiei: how dare you call me, the great Hiei, a ningen!

Kurama: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Kuronue: Did Kurama just cuss???

Hiei: I think we should be afraid… -.-

Kuronue: ……. Umm… -__-

Kurama: Damn right you should!!!

Kuronue and Hiei: -__- IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!

Kurama: My fault?!

Hiei: If you hadn't have brought me, this never would have happened!!!

Kuronue: Yah, what the midget said!

Hiei: CALL ME A MIDGET ONE MORE TIME…

Kuronue: Bring it on midget boy!

Kurama: GOD DAMN IT, SHUT UP, WE ARE LEAVING NOW!!!

Doctor: Now, how does this make you feel?

All Except Doctor: *.* Where the hell did he come from?

Kuronue: *hits doctor over head with fire extinguisher* Goddamn doctor, I've heard enough of your goddamn talking this month to last me a lifetime!

Hiei: can we leave now?

Kuronue: Hey, the midget actually had a good idea!

Hiei: GOD DAMN BAT DIE!!! *smoke cloud*

Kurama: Okay children time to leave now.

Kuronue: Hey, I'm older then both of you put together!

Kurama: Not exactly, we don't know how old the midget is.

Hiei: Goddamn it, now I have to kill both of you!!!

Kurama: We're never going to get out of here…

5 Hours Later:

Kuronue and Hiei: *still fighting*

Kurama: *about to fall asleep* Stop, you're scaring Friday! *pets Friday*

Later Yet Again:

Kuronue and Hiei: *still fighting*

Kurama: *asleep*

Later Yet YET Again!:

Kuronue and Hiei: *STILL FIGHTING!!!*

Kurama: *wakes up* *walks up to doctor* Can I borrow some straitjackets?

Doctor: *wakes up* Umm…

Kurama: Don't ask, just give them to me.

Doctor: *hands them over and starts walking away* And I plan on never seeing any of you again, good day. *is gone*

Kurama: *hits Kuronue and Hiei over the head with a frying pan* *puts them in straitjackets*

FINNALY At Kurama's Home:

Friday: *starts licking Hiei face*

Hiei: *wakes up* O.O WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?!

Kuronue: *wakes up* AAAW, aren't you the cutest little thing! *whispers* Now Friday, attack!!!

Hiei: I heard that and don't you dare listen to him!!!

Kuronue: Where the hell is Kurama? AND WHY THE HELL AM I IN A STRAITJACKET?!

Hiei: *noticed he's in one to* -.- I think it has something to do with the fact that we wouldn't stop fighting.

Kuronue: Oh aren't you a fucking genius! I need a drink my head hurts. That's 300 points!

Hiei: Hn… -.- What the fuck are you sure you shouldn't have been in a mental institute instead of rehab.

Kuronue: That's what I said!

Hiei: ^_^ You're a fucking baka, do you know that?! ^_^

Kuronue: Do you hate the letter U, I hate the letter U? ^_^ THAT'S 300 POINTS GOD DAMN IT!!!

Hiei: WHERE THE FUCK IS KURAMA???!!!???

Kuronue: He's at the store.

Hiei: How the fuck did you know that?!

Kuronue: Well, almighty Hiei *sarcasticly* if you have not yet noticed, there is a note on the table that said he's AT THE STORE! … That's 300 points!!!

Hiei: WHAT THE HELL ARE THE POINTS FOR?!

Kuronue: I-don't-know… *BUM BUM BUM!*

Hiei: Hn. Baka!

Kuronue: I'm hungry! *whining*

With Kurama:

Kurama: Lets see, I'll need a lock for the freeze, Hiei will be mad! ^_^

Back At The House:

Kuronue: *finally gets out of the straitjacket* *walks to kitchen* HE HAS BEER!!! ^o^

Hiei: Wasn't that why you were in rehab?

Kuronue: Umm… Sure, why not.

Hiei: I have a bad feeling about this. -.-

Kuronue: *grabs a six pack*

Hiei: *gets out of straitjacket, just because I'm tierd of typing that word ^_^* *walks to kitchen* … O.O

Kuronue: What???

Hiei: … *opens freezer door* ICE CREAM!!! *takes out ice cream* *gets down on knees and worships*

Kuronue: Umm… *backs away slowly* *whispers* and I thought I was crazy…

Five Minutes Later:

Kurama: *opens door* … *sees that house is totally destroyed*

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