Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Play From Hell ❯ And the Play Begins! ( Chapter 3 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Chaotic Kittie 
God help use the play has begun...well at least the first three minutes of it........... Anyway just read it.
The fourth chapter should be up in like 3 days. R&R
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.06.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 980 | Visits: 184 | Status: Completed
God help use the play has begun...well at least the first three minutes of it........... Anyway just read it.
The fourth chapter should be up in like 3 days. R&R
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.06.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 980 | Visits: 184 | Status: Completed
Deadly Whispers: Okay, I said that we would take turns writing it, but Chaotic Kittie here keeps forgetting... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, forgetting.
Chaotic Kittie: How many 'I's are you gonna put in right? And besides, I'm hellping here! I'm giving ideas and lines!
Deadly Whispers: ... A lot... I'M GOOD AT KARAOKE REVOLUTION!!!!
Chaotic Kittie: ...
Deadly Whispers: What?!
Chaotic Kittie: Can we just do the disclaimer now?
Deadly Whispers: Fine, we'll have Hiei do the disclaimer.
Disclaimer:
Hiei: *death glare*
Chaotic Kittie: Great disclaimer there.
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William: Brilliant! Now lets run through seen 83!
Kurama: There are 83 seens!
William: No, don’t be silly! There are 34571 seens (not including the out takes) !
All Except William: Oo
Kurama: Wait, how long do we have to learn these lines?
William: Hmm... *checks calendar* you have until the day after Sunday!
Kurama: You mean Monday?
William: No, I mean the day after Sunday!
Kurama: Of what month?
William: Do I have to spell it out for you?! You go on in three days idiot!
Kurama: But in three days it'll be Tuesday!
William: I said the day after Sunday!!!!
Kuronue: I agree with William, it's the day after Sunday!
Hiei: You're just trying to get on the good side of the director, aren't you?!
Kuronue: Yes! ... I mean no!
A While After Kurama and William Stopped Arguing About What Week Day is What:
Kuronue: A message from the king you say?!
Hiei: Damn telemarketers!
Kuronue: ...
Yusuke: Kuronue, it's your line again!
Kuronue: ...
Yusuke: That's you, you idiot!
Kuronue: ...
Hiei: *kicks Kuronue in the leg* It's your line bakabakashii!
Kuronue: Oh! ...
Hiei: Say your damn line!
Kuronue: Oh, you want me to say the line, okay! Ahem! Why?
Kurama: ... That was your line! Why?!
Kuronue: Yes. ^__________________________________^
Hiei: *sighs* Baka.
Kurama: Why does the king wish to damn the all mighty railing?
Hiei: *shrugs and walks off stage*
William: Brilliant, but I said to do seen 83!
Kurama: What seen was that?
William: The one you were just doing, of course!
All Except William: -.-;;
After Three Days/the Day After Sunday/Tuesday/Opening Night!:
William! All right everybody! Take you're places! And don't forget, no adlibbing!
Hiei: *under breath* That'll be kind of hard since we don't even know over half of our lines.
They all got in their places, the curtains opened. Koenma and Boton were sitting in big velvet covered chairs (yes, chair, William is cheep) .
Koenma: Kurama, please, come here for an hour or so! *Kurama walks on stage with a HUGE, frilly, pink dress on*
Kurama: Yes Lord father dude?
Koenma: We have arranged for you to marry the king of Something Land.
Kurama: *eye twitches* You mean Mr. Lord Kuwabara dude?
Koenma: Yes.
Kurama: Joy.
Koenma: That is all, you may go right in your journal or something while I try and solve our little gnome problem.
Kurama: Yes father. *Kurama exits the stage*
Boton: What little gnome problem?!
Koenma: Oh, nothing, nothing... *under breath* much.
The curtain closes. The curtains open again half a minuet later. The seen was dark and Charley (Deadly Whispers: The person in my head that looks a lot like Hiei) is sitting on a big black thrown with her fingers tented.
Charley: Ah, my plane is falling into place perfectly! BUWAHAHAHAHAH- *cough cough* *gasp* Why do I keep doing that when I know I'm going to choke?! Here monkey! (guess who the monkey is!)
Yusuke: *is dressed like flying mokey from The Wizard of Oz* Yes, oh Mighty Misstress of the Darkness?
Charley: I told you to stop calling me that! No I shall be known as: the All Mighty Misstress of the Evil Sweet Snow!
Yusuke: ... o-kay...
Charley: Send a message to Riley! Tell her that plane 9 is under way!
Yusuke: I thought it was plane 17.
Charley: Well I like the letter 9 now!
Yusuke: Letter?
Charley: Stop questioning your master! Now, go!
Yusuke: *"flys" away*
The curtain shuts again and opens at Kurama's balcony. Kuronue is standing outside of it. Kuronue throws a gnome through Kurama's balcony window. The sound of Kurama yelling: OW! is heard from the balcony. Kurama walks out onto the balcony.
Kurama: Oh Romeo, Romeo, where for is you chicken?!
Kuronue: Hola, donde esta el bano?
Kuronue: Kurama, Kurama, let down your hair! *Hiei walks up*
Kuronue: Halt, who goes there?!
Hiei: I have come to give you a message from the king! Ahem! Damn you traitorous metal demon border!
Kuronue: A message from the king you say?!
Hiei: Damn telemarketers!
Kuronue: Why?
Hiei: *shrugs and walks off stage*
Kuronue: As I was...
Kurama: *mouths* Saying!
Kuronue: What?
Kurama: Your line!
Kuronue: Oh! As I was saying! There is something I must tell you dude!
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Deadly Whispers: Okay, that all for now.
Chaotic Kittie: Great place to stop isn't it?! ^^
Hiei: *death glare*
Chaotic Kittie: How many 'I's are you gonna put in right? And besides, I'm hellping here! I'm giving ideas and lines!
Deadly Whispers: ... A lot... I'M GOOD AT KARAOKE REVOLUTION!!!!
Chaotic Kittie: ...
Deadly Whispers: What?!
Chaotic Kittie: Can we just do the disclaimer now?
Deadly Whispers: Fine, we'll have Hiei do the disclaimer.
Disclaimer:
Hiei: *death glare*
Chaotic Kittie: Great disclaimer there.
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William: Brilliant! Now lets run through seen 83!
Kurama: There are 83 seens!
William: No, don’t be silly! There are 34571 seens (not including the out takes) !
All Except William: Oo
Kurama: Wait, how long do we have to learn these lines?
William: Hmm... *checks calendar* you have until the day after Sunday!
Kurama: You mean Monday?
William: No, I mean the day after Sunday!
Kurama: Of what month?
William: Do I have to spell it out for you?! You go on in three days idiot!
Kurama: But in three days it'll be Tuesday!
William: I said the day after Sunday!!!!
Kuronue: I agree with William, it's the day after Sunday!
Hiei: You're just trying to get on the good side of the director, aren't you?!
Kuronue: Yes! ... I mean no!
A While After Kurama and William Stopped Arguing About What Week Day is What:
Kuronue: A message from the king you say?!
Hiei: Damn telemarketers!
Kuronue: ...
Yusuke: Kuronue, it's your line again!
Kuronue: ...
Yusuke: That's you, you idiot!
Kuronue: ...
Hiei: *kicks Kuronue in the leg* It's your line bakabakashii!
Kuronue: Oh! ...
Hiei: Say your damn line!
Kuronue: Oh, you want me to say the line, okay! Ahem! Why?
Kurama: ... That was your line! Why?!
Kuronue: Yes. ^__________________________________^
Hiei: *sighs* Baka.
Kurama: Why does the king wish to damn the all mighty railing?
Hiei: *shrugs and walks off stage*
William: Brilliant, but I said to do seen 83!
Kurama: What seen was that?
William: The one you were just doing, of course!
All Except William: -.-;;
After Three Days/the Day After Sunday/Tuesday/Opening Night!:
William! All right everybody! Take you're places! And don't forget, no adlibbing!
Hiei: *under breath* That'll be kind of hard since we don't even know over half of our lines.
They all got in their places, the curtains opened. Koenma and Boton were sitting in big velvet covered chairs (yes, chair, William is cheep) .
Koenma: Kurama, please, come here for an hour or so! *Kurama walks on stage with a HUGE, frilly, pink dress on*
Kurama: Yes Lord father dude?
Koenma: We have arranged for you to marry the king of Something Land.
Kurama: *eye twitches* You mean Mr. Lord Kuwabara dude?
Koenma: Yes.
Kurama: Joy.
Koenma: That is all, you may go right in your journal or something while I try and solve our little gnome problem.
Kurama: Yes father. *Kurama exits the stage*
Boton: What little gnome problem?!
Koenma: Oh, nothing, nothing... *under breath* much.
The curtain closes. The curtains open again half a minuet later. The seen was dark and Charley (Deadly Whispers: The person in my head that looks a lot like Hiei) is sitting on a big black thrown with her fingers tented.
Charley: Ah, my plane is falling into place perfectly! BUWAHAHAHAHAH- *cough cough* *gasp* Why do I keep doing that when I know I'm going to choke?! Here monkey! (guess who the monkey is!)
Yusuke: *is dressed like flying mokey from The Wizard of Oz* Yes, oh Mighty Misstress of the Darkness?
Charley: I told you to stop calling me that! No I shall be known as: the All Mighty Misstress of the Evil Sweet Snow!
Yusuke: ... o-kay...
Charley: Send a message to Riley! Tell her that plane 9 is under way!
Yusuke: I thought it was plane 17.
Charley: Well I like the letter 9 now!
Yusuke: Letter?
Charley: Stop questioning your master! Now, go!
Yusuke: *"flys" away*
The curtain shuts again and opens at Kurama's balcony. Kuronue is standing outside of it. Kuronue throws a gnome through Kurama's balcony window. The sound of Kurama yelling: OW! is heard from the balcony. Kurama walks out onto the balcony.
Kurama: Oh Romeo, Romeo, where for is you chicken?!
Kuronue: Hola, donde esta el bano?
Kuronue: Kurama, Kurama, let down your hair! *Hiei walks up*
Kuronue: Halt, who goes there?!
Hiei: I have come to give you a message from the king! Ahem! Damn you traitorous metal demon border!
Kuronue: A message from the king you say?!
Hiei: Damn telemarketers!
Kuronue: Why?
Hiei: *shrugs and walks off stage*
Kuronue: As I was...
Kurama: *mouths* Saying!
Kuronue: What?
Kurama: Your line!
Kuronue: Oh! As I was saying! There is something I must tell you dude!
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Deadly Whispers: Okay, that all for now.
Chaotic Kittie: Great place to stop isn't it?! ^^
Hiei: *death glare*