Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Princess and the Protector ❯ Mall stalkers ( Chapter 1 )

Psychicfiredemoness: Hi everyone. This fanfiction is a bit different from the other ones that posted. I hope you like it.

Hiei: Now why would anyone like this story?

Psychic: Because it's psychotic?

Hiei: No it's idiotic.

Psychic: And psychotic! But it's about my good friend Kayori and me. I own nothing what so ever.

-Quick summary-

A black haired girl with brown eyes covered by a pair of glasses (Kayori); and a girl with blonde hair and blue eyes (Alex) had been talking on the phone for the past five hours until Kayori's mom got home so they could go to the mall.

-Enter the story-

Chapter 1 Mall Stalkers

"Finally! After 5 freakin' hours on the phone we get to go to the mall!" Alex stated as a white Tahoe pulled up by her house and Kayori stepped out. "Oh ha ha," Kayori said with sarcasm, "now come on." "Fine," Alex replied getting into the backseat.

After about an hour they arrived at the mall theatre entrance and the two girls stepped out. "When's your mom picking us up?" Alex asked. "A couple of hours," Kayori replied, "What should we do-"But Alex cut her off by saying, "Food court!" Kayori let out a sigh. "What!?" Alex asked and they went to find a place to eat and decided on pretzels, on the second floor. So they headed towards some random escalator to get down to the tables at the food court. "Uh, is it just me or does it feel like we're being followed?" Alex asked. "No, you're just paranoid," Kayori replied. Alex glared and took out a broken compact mirror and pretended to be fixing her hair. "What are you doing?" Kayori asked. "Yep we're being followed," she stated. "Really?" Kayori asked and began turning around only to have he friend kick her. "What was that for!?" she demanded. "So they don't know that we know that they are stalking us," Alex hissed as they went down the escalator and entered the food court and sat at a two person table, while the four following them sat a few tables away at a four seater. (Duh!)

"How do you know they're following us?" Kayori asked. "Fine we'll head towards the bathroom on the second floor, if they follow us to the door, they're following us!" Alex retorted throwing her trash away and Kayori followed suit.

"Are they still `following' us?" Kayori asked. Suddenly two of the boys from before stepped in front of them. One had long red hair, green eyes and was wearing some kind of pink uniform; the other had black spiked (or gravity defying) with a white starburst, red eyes and was dressed like a goth. "Excuse me, but we need you ladies to come with us," the red head said. (too many rhymes) "No way you stalker!" Alex yelled throwing her shoe at him, and knocking him out. Then the black haired charged them in a black blur and Alex dug in her (two pounds of pennies) purse and pulled out some body spray perfume and (it's this nasty J-Lo stuff) sprayed it into his eyes causing him to writhe in pain on the floor. "Looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way," a voice said behind the two girls. They turned to see the other stalkers from earlier. One had slicked back black hair, brown eyes and wore a green jumpsuit; the other was horrifyingly ugly with scruffy orange hair, beady little eyes and wore a blue jumpsuit. Alex then sprayed them in the eyes too. "Run Kayori!" Alex yelled after putting her shoe back on and grabbing her friends arm and running. "Oh great now they know my name!" Kayori replied as they entered the girl's restroom.

"Damnit! Now we're stuck in here!" Alex cried. A woman then walked out of the restroom and they saw the four boys, three of which had teary, bloodshot eyes. The door closed and the two girls looked at each other with really freaked out looks on their faces. "What are we gonna do!?" Kayori asked. "I have an idea but shut up!" Alex hissed and began looking through the empty stalls. "Come here and give me a boast," she said. "Uh, why?" Kayori asked walking over. Alex merely pointed up at a ventilation shaft. "No way in hell!" Kayori replied. "Fine, I'll go up and leave you ALL alone until they get in here or get YOU out," Alex stated lightly. "FINE! I'll go!" Kayori retorted and boasted Alex up into the vent and then was helped up into the vent.

The two girls emerged from the ventilation system some twenty or so minutes later and wound up outside near the theatre. "How the hell did we get out here?" Alex asked, "oh well." She shrugged. "Let's just go wait for my mom," Kayori suggested and they sat down on the steps leading back up to the mall. A few minutes later they heard some familiar voices, turned and saw their stalkers exiting the mall. "Run," Alex muttered and they ran down a few off the steps until solid ground and ran towards the theatre. While running they had to cross over a ground fountain (You know the kind that is on the ground and shoots up water at different points in time.) which was broken, until a worker yelled out to one of his fellows, "Okay try it now!" The other worker turned the fountain on and water shot at both of them, and Alex being on the highest concentrated one shot up a few inches and got knocked to the side while Kayori only suffered being soaked. They both looked at each other then bolted to the theatre restroom.

While in the restroom the two girls had to stand at awkward angles under the hand dryers to get dry again, and got several strange looks. Alex glared at them all. "Ah! This is gonna take forever!" Alex said in anger. Just then a `woman' walked in. She had red hair up in an elegant bun, green eyes and was in a pink blouse and light green skirt. "Ahem. I need you ladies to come with me down to the security station," she said trying to sound feminine. "Can we see a badge, mister?" Alex asked seeing through the red headed stalkers `disguise'. He then took the rose that held his hair up out. Alex again threw her shoe at him, but sadly it missed. "Now, now there's no need for violence," He said. "Shut up! And give me back my shoe!" Alex yelled taking out her body spray and attempting to spray him. Nothing happened so she shook it, decided it was empty and threw it at him knocking him out, again. "What now?" Kayori asked. "The vents of course!" Alex said rather loud. "Okay," Kayori replied getting ready to boast up Alex. "Uh, why are you by the door?" she asked seeing her friend at the door with an ear pressed against it. "Shh!" Alex whispered while listening to three pairs of feet walking away. "Good they're gone, now lets go find your mom," Alex stated walking out of the restroom. Kayori followed her.

After leaving the theatre area they heard a clock chime nine times. "I think my mom left us!" Kayori cried. "Let's go see," Alex replied. They checked the entire parking lot and they found no white Tahoe's. "Well we're screwed. As soon as those guys find us they're probably gonna [cough]rape[cough] us," Alex said with an uneasy tone to her voice. "What why!?" Kayori asked. "Cause that's what stalkers do," Alex replied, "I say we start walking, that way we'll at least be away from here. UFO!!!" "Where?" Kayori asked looking around at the sky and Alex started laughing as they headed towards a woodsy part of the area in hopes of reaching their homes, or a phone booth.

"Didn't you bring a phone?" Kayori asked after two hours of walking. Alex stopped and stated, "You're right!" She took out the cell phone her mom had let her borrow and fell over (anime style). "What is it?" Kayori asked. "The batteries are dead. Just like Dracula," Alex replied getting up. "Uh, I thought he was the living dead?" Kayori asked. Suddenly there was a small stampede of squirrels, chipmunks, deer and other foresting animals. "Wonder what was wrong with them," Alex asked. Kayori merely shrugged. "I blame you for this," she said out of the blue and began walking in a different direction in which they came. "No! Kay Kay wait! I'll lose you just like I lost Luis!" Alex cried. "Who's Luis?" she asked. "I don't know!" Alex replied. There was a sudden rustle in the bush nearest them and a pair of red eyes gleamed out of the darkness. "Ahh!!! A vampire!" Alex yelled and threw an open bottle of a kind of powder at it. The creature began coughing, sneezing, and chocking. The two girls ran for it. "What was that stuff?" Kayori asked while still running. "It was garlic powder, and let me tell you this is the LAST time I cook with my mom," Alex replied and fell into something that looked like a ditch. "Ouch," She stated and with a large rumble of thunder it began to pour rain. Kayori slid down into the ditch along side her friend. "Man and right after we got dried from the stupid fountain to!" Alex bellowed through the storm. "Hey look it's a shack!" Kayori yelled pointing at the opposite side of the ditch to a run down looking shack connected to a line of barbed wire fencing. Lightning then flashed in the sky illuminating their surroundings and they looked back at the forest to see a creature falling from the sky. "It's an alien and it's gonna gang probe us!" Alex yelled as they crawled up the side of the ditch with the shack on it.

When they finally managed to get up the slope, they ran in the shack and closed the door. The small shack reeked of liquor and had half full bottles of vodka, whiskey, rum and other alcoholic drinks littered the floor along with tattered blankets and bits of clothing. "What are you doin' in my house?" came a gruff voice. They turned to see an elderly hobo in the corner with a bottle of whiskey in his hand. "There's an alien outside," Alex said. "What there ain't not no such thing as no damn alien!" He stated and stood shakily up. (oh and a scary quadruple negative so that means, there are no aliens? Never mind this is giving me a head ache) He then left the grimy little building. A split second later there was a blood curdling scream and blood shot threw the panes missing from the window while what remained of the window turned crimson. Both girls let out ear splitting, terrified screams when the blood splattered across the dirty floor. "What the hell are we gonna do!?" Kayori yelled. Alex looks in her purse for something and pulled out a box of matches. "Hurry we have to get the booze on the floor!" she cried while shattering bottles all over the ground. Kayori did the same. "Now what?" Kayori asked realizing broken bottles would have been a good defense. "Uh bombs away?" Alex replied kicking out a hole in the rotted wall. She then lit a match and Kayori ran threw the hole, Alex threw the match, ran like HELL and the shack burst into flame. "Now we again walk `home' where ever home is," Alex stated and, again began walking.

They reached Alex's house around 3 am and told the police that were there what happened. Then Kayori stayed the night (duh! If you had been running from aliens and stalkers wouldn't you spend the night at the closest friends house?) "Well today's been a whole lotta hell. But hey we're alive, right?" Alex asked. "Yeah, and now we have a psychotic as hell story to tell our friends," Kayori replied.

-Chapter 1's end-

Psychic: Yay! I finished a chapter of it! I'm so happy!

Kayori: that's kinda really scary!

Psychic: Silence Kay Kay! Anyway I hope some one sends me at least one review! Cause I have the second chapter and if people-

Hiei: By some strange happening.

Psychic: [glares] like this story please tell me! Cause this is hard to think to write about!

Kayori: That made no sense what so ever.

Psychic: Yeah I know, but it made me feel better to say that. Cause I have writers block for ALL of my stories, even the random ones.

Kayori: Right…

Psychic: Okay well, hope you review and give me ideas please! I'm in need of any idea basically!

Scorch: Please pay no mind she's had a packet of those fusion lifesaver candy things and has a small case of insomnia so please again, pay no mind. See ya all!