Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Princess and the Protector ❯ Another reason to hate school and welcome Chumly ( Chapter 2 )

Psychicfiredemoness: Well this is the second chapter. Hope you all like it. It's shorter then the other chapter.

Hiei: Why don't you just give up already?!

Psychic: Because I unlike you haven't a social life.

Kayori Did you just say Hiei has a social life?

Scorch: I believe that she did.

Hiei: What in Makai is a social life?

Psychic: It's where you have people to talk to, or something.

Kayori: Hey!

Psychic: In my case excluding Kayori, Sapphire, `Suna', and `Arai'. Because it's damn summer break! I own nothing.

-Quick Review-

Okay so far Alex and Kayori have been stalked, followed into the women's restroom, crawled through the ventilation system, had a run in with a vampire, an alien, and a hobo, and gotten to Alex's house and stayed there.

-Chapter 2 Another reason WHY you should hate school-

-12:00 noon-

"Alex! Kayori! It's noon! Wake up!" Alex mom yelled at the two girls that had passed out several hours earlier in the living room. "I'm up I'm up," Alex groaned while sitting up on the couch and then prodding her friend on the floor. "Kay, Kay! Wake up!" she yelled in her friends ear. "Ak! I'm awake!!!" Kayori shrieked sitting up, "Did I sleep on the floor?" "No you slept on the imaginary futon, YES you slept on the floor!" Alex yelled, "You wanna go down to the school?" (for extra information, she's referring to the upper field of an elementary school) "Okay!" Kayori replied. "MOM! We're going down to the school!" Alex yelled out into her backyard. (Okay! Be back in an hour!" Her mom yelled back. "I meant in a few minutes! First I'm checking' my e-mail!" Alex yelled back. "You are?" Kayori asked as Alex closed the sliding glass back door. "Yeah, that way I can see which of our friends that promised to e-mail me, didn't," Alex stated turning the computer on. "I'm gonna KILL Aaron for this password thing!" she proclaimed after typing her password in. (you know the thing, it says `blanks' account, password?) "Uh why did he do that?" Kayori asked upon seeing her friend twitch in anger.

A few minutes later Alex was able to get onto her e-mail account. She anime fell after seeing she had 50 e-mails, 47 of which were junk mail. "Who's that from?" Kayori asked after seeing a mail was labeled, "We know where you are…" "It's from someone called Tantei1@Reikai. I'll delete it!" Alex cried about to do just that but Kayori grabbed the mouse and clicked on it. "Why'd you do that!?" Alex snapped. "To read it!" Kayori said and began reading it aloud, "we know where you live Alex and we're up the stairs." Kayori then began freaking out and looking around frantically. Alex wrote back, "Okay it that's true prove it. Come down stairs, now!" "Are you nuts!?" Kayori screamed. "Do you really want me to answer that?" Alex asked and Kayori shook her head, "and if you didn't notice, this house is ONE story, not two." Suddenly a high pitched scream was heard from up the street and a new e-mail appeared on the screen for the same person. This time Alex opened the mail. "You stupid brat!" They both started laughing. "Come on let's go to the school," Alex stated and they left.

On the way down to the school, (it's in walking distance from Alex's house) they past several houses. At the house on the corner (and then they turn) a large pine tree could be seen from the back yard, and as they past it, Alex stopped. "What's up?" Kayori asked. "It feels like we're being watched is all," Alex replied and threw a rock from the ground at the tree. Several crows flew out of the tree. "See the crows ARE after you!" Kayori laughed. "Shut up!" Alex cried out and threw another rock, at Kayori. She dodged. "Hey! What was that for?!" Kayori asked. "For laughing! What did you think!?" Alex asked. "Uh, cause you're evil?" Kayori guessed. "Can we just go now!?" Alex asked.

In about 3 minutes they arrived at the top (or upper) field of the elementary school and walked the track that bordered the mountain (or hill thing, it's actually borders the hill of a forested area of the Ortega mountains. Fine I'll get on with the stupid story!). "You know this track seems a lot shorter when you aren't walking it," Alex thought aloud. They soon came upon a small school building that was used for after school programs. "What the hell's that smell?!" Kayori asked covering her nose. "I think it's that bucket," Alex replied walking over to a rusted bucket that had flies hovering over it. "Oh god it's chum!" Alex said with a disgusted look on her face. "You mean for, sharks?" Kayori asked. "Yeah, WHY would an elementary school have chum!?" Alex asked loudly, "It'll attract freaking mountain lions and stuff!" She then picked up the bucket with intentions to get rid of it. "And where do you think you're going?" a voice came from the ramp leading to the mountain path. They both looked to see the four stalkers. "Do you guys ever give up?" Kayori asked running over to join Alex. "Nope," said the green clad boy. "If you come with us NOW you'll only be `slightly' injured," the `goth' boy said. "And if we don't?" Alex asked. "Then we'll have to hurt you," the green clad boy replied. "And MAYBE we won't kill you," the `goth' boy stated drawing a katana. Alex glared and threw the chum at the black clad boy. "Your new name is Chumly! Now dance Chumly, dance!!!" Alex said yelling. The red head then stated, "I wouldn't have done that." Then the black clad boy attacked her with the sword. "Eek!" Alex cried running into the field (not actual field, it's just a big grass lot) while the boy chase.

The other four watched from where they were. "Run Alex, run!" Kayori yelled. "What the hell do you think I'm doing!? Picking water lilies!?" Alex yelled while still running and being slashed at. (Is it possible to `pick' water lilies? Cause they're in water. ?.?) "Hiei! Wrap it up we gotta go!" the green clad boy yelled and the boy called Hiei knocked her out in a flash. (the black blur!) "Why'd you do that!?" Kayori screamed at the green clad boy, backing up and not-knowingly missing a knock out hit from him. Then got punched by him anyway and went unconscious.

-End of Chapter 2-

Hiei: [strangling Psychic]

Psychic: What the hell did I do!?

Hiei: [still strangling her] Because you poured shark bait on me!

Psychic: [kicks him] Well I hope you liked the chapter and please review. I have no ideas for the next chapter besides, `we're at Genkai's'. No seriously that is ALL I have.

Hiei: Good, then don't continue with it.

Psychic: [sprays him with body spray stuff] Please review and good night!

Kayori: It's 1:30 in the after noon!

Psychic: Hehehe okay. See ya!