Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Terrible Two ❯ A Few Days Before Trouble ( Chapter 2 )

The Terrible Two Chapter Two: A Few Days Before Trouble

"So, did you get Kurama pregnant yet?" Yusuke asked Hiei. Yusuke immediately started laughing. Hiei didn't like this. It had been two days since Hiei had asked Kurama about that demon child. Every time Hiei had seen Yusuke since that 'bet', Yusuke would ask the same thing. Hiei knew very well that Yusuke knew it was impossible. Hiei could not wait till Kurama and him went out to Makai and got that demon child, it might shut the boy up. Hiei was sick of Yusuke asking that then laughing so hard he cried, over the same old joke. Hiei ignored him.

Yusuke and Hiei were outside of a building waiting for Kurama to leave it. Kurama said he was getting something for Hiei, and it was a surprise for him. Yusuke had come with Hiei and Kurama, and since Hiei and him were alone, Yusuke had figured it was a perfect chance to ask it. Kurama then came out of the building holding a bag. "Let's go now, Hiei. Yusuke-kun, thank you for coming with us." Kurama said.

"No problem, Kurama. Any time!" Yusuke yelled, as he ran off waving. Hiei watched him go.

"Do you like him?" Kurama asked.

"What do you mean?" Hiei asked, with his as-usual emotionless face.

"Well, you are watching him leave, I just thought maybe you liked him." Kurama said, as the two demons headed on home.

"How would I like him?" Hiei asked, looking up at Kurama, glaring.

"I mean respect him," Kurama said, noticing the half fire demons glare. He of course meant it as in a crush or something, but Hiei did not understand his joke.

"Hn." Hiei said. Kurama knew Hiei respected him, so Kurama could leave it at that. Kurama smiled, and breathed in the fresh outside air. Hiei and him walked in silence until they reached their small house that they had gotten about a year ago. It was small, but very cozy. It smelled of flowers and roses inside. Kurama had planted a lot of plants around the yard, and inside there were a lot of flowers as well. Hiei loved this house more than anything. Unless you count the Youko that he lived with, and his younger sister, Yukina. Yukina and Kurama were the most important things to him in the world. Hiei and Kurama walked into their house. Kurama went into the kitchen and set down the bag. Hiei walked up to it. He was planning to take a peak inside when Kurama wasn't looking. Kurama turned his back, and Hiei started reaching for the bag.

"Hiei, don't you think about looking in there," Said Kurama, his back still towards Hiei. Hiei wondered how he could have known. Hiei walked to the wooden table, and sat on the pillow that was underneath the table (it is Japanese styled, so of course the table was almost ground level). Kurama set some tea on the table, and gave Hiei a cup. Hiei poored himself some tea. They sipped it in silence.

"Kurama, we are going to get that child, right?" Hiei said. He said it more as a statement than a question.

"Yes, Hiei. I am working hard on my work, and I should be done in about three days. Right after I finish with these papers, I promise you we will go to Makai together. But before we do that, I must talk to you about some things." Kurama said.

"You may start now." Hiei said. Hiei wasn't really sure if he even wanted a child, but, anything to make Yusuke quit… And Hiei would never loose a challenge, and Janken did not count.

"Alright then, Hiei. If you would like. A child takes a lot of patience, especially young children. You must care for them dearly. You must show them affection, and not punish them to severely if they do something wrong. You may discipline them, but no more then they deserve. This will lead them to hate you and be afraid of you, and you will never be able to raise them right. I am going to help you a lot with this demon, because you will need help." Kurama said.

"I will not need help!" Hiei said. Kurama looked surprised.

"Yes you will, Hiei. Almost all children have to parents to raise them, and they help each other." Kurama said. Hiei could tell that Kurama would not change his mind. Oh well, Yusuke would probably not even raise Raizen and Yume too much. Keiko would be the one raising them the most; it is what the mothers are supposed to do. Well, anyone had to admit Kurama had a more feminine look than Hiei, and a more feminine touch and grace. He was beautiful. Long red hair, shiny green eyes… Kurama was sure a site, for both males and females alike. He was often mistaken for a girl. "I must leave for work now, Hiei." Kurama got up. "Remember not to look in the bag, if you do, there will be more than one surprise waiting for you." Kurama walked over to the bag, and reached into his hair, and pulled out a seed. He put it into the bag. Hiei gulped. He would not go near that bag; he had no intention of being held up by Kurama's plants. The last time he got caught in one of those plants, it turned out to be a tickling plant, and one of Hiei's most hidden secrets was he was very ticklish. Now everyone knew, but anytime anyone tried to tickle him, they may never see Ningenkai again.

Hiei watched Kurama get his things together, and was about to leave. Hiei then ran in front of Kurama, and blocked the door from him. "You're forgetting something." Hiei said. Kurama looked behind him, and saw nothing. He wondered what Hiei was talking about. "Never mind." Hiei said, and he walked out or Kurama's way and started walking away. Kurama grabbed Hiei's hand then, and brought Hiei back to where he was. He gently kissed Hiei on the both cheeks.

"Good bye, Hiei…" Kurama said. Hiei turned away. He knew Hiei had smiled, he saw him. Kurama smiled, and left the house. Hiei watched Kurama drive away threw the window. He watched until Kurama's car could not been seen, at any angle Hiei looked. Hiei sighed. He looked behind him. There was Kurosuke, his and Kurama's pet black cat. Kurosuke was old. Hiei frowned. Hiei had been the one who had found him in the first place, years ago. He remembered the day well. Hiei bent down and began stroking the cat. It purred, and snuggled up to Hiei. Hiei smiled. Hiei kept stroking the cat's silky fur, and found himself asleep. He woke up two hours later, Kurosuke asleep at his side. Hiei got up, without waking Kurosuke. Hiei went to the couch. Hiei picked up the remote, and turned on the TV. He saw a boy and a girl kissing each other saying stuff like 'O I love you' kiss, kiss, kiss, 'lets get married', kiss, kiss, kiss 'when', kiss, kiss, kiss, and a whole bunch of stuff like that. It was an American movie, what else. Hiei could not tell why people thought they were so interesting. Hiei wrinkled his nose in disgust at the TV; it started to turn into something that should not be on TV. Hiei flipped the channel. Cartoons, anime, dumb, comedy, game shows, family, nasty stuff called porn, there was nothing good on. He usually watched anime and cartoons, but he wasn't in the mood. Hiei turned off the TV, and looked at the book that was on the couch that Kurama had been reading a lot lately. Hiei got an idea. Hiei picked up the book, and began to read.

"How do they understand this?" Said Hiei out loud. Hiei was trying his best to read, but it was very hard to read. Hiei was not a great reader, and he could tell this book was at a very advanced reading level (practically everything was in kanji). The kind Kurama likes the best. Hiei wanted to be able to talk to Kurama. There was nothing said between the two very much. Kurama did all the talking, and it was all about his job, what Hiei would like to eat, Yusuke or Kuwabara, and when they played silly ningen bored games they would talk about who was winning and about the game. Hiei never said much. He knew that if he read this book, he could talk to Kurama about it. Hiei tried and tried the rest of the day. He heard the door open, and knew Kurama was home. Hiei had only barely gotten past the first three pages, and he had been reading for hours. Kurama came in the room.

"Hello, Hiei. I see that you are reading." Kurama said, as he sat down next to Hiei. He could tell Hiei was frustrated. "Would you like me to help you read it?" Kurama asked. Hiei looked up at him. "All right, where are you?" Hiei pointed to the spot on the page where he was. "Read it out loud to me, Hiei." Hiei began reading as well as he could. Kurama would help him where Hiei did not understand, and would teach him the new symbols Hiei knew nothing of, or how to pronounce. An hour later, Hiei said he was done. "Do you want me to read it to you?" Hiei nodded, and he laid his head in Kurama's lap. Kurama began reading, and stroking Hiei's hair. Hiei purred, and smiled. Kurama read until he heard Hiei's steady breathing, and knew that he must be asleep. Kurama put a pillow under Hiei's head, and got up, and started dinner. He would make Hiei's favorite: Okonomiyaki, along with some rice and miso soup. It took a long time to make.

Hiei woke up to a wonderful smell. Hiei sniffed the air, and knew what it was. He got up quietly, and looked into the kitchen. He saw Kurama making Okonomiyaki. Hiei smiled. Hiei sat down on the pillow, and Kurama turned and saw Hiei. "Hello, 'Sleeping Youkai,'" Kurama said. Sleeping Youkai is what Kurama called Hiei when he slept a lot. Kurama kept cooking. Hiei yawned and stretched. He then got up, and got Kurosuke, and brought him into the kitchen. Hiei got him some cat food. Hiei watched as Kurosuke ate. Hiei patted him on the head.

"Kurama, is there anything you want me to do?" Hiei said. Kurama smiled, and nodded.

"Could you please get out the chopsticks and tea cups? And the bowls for the miso soup."

"Hai." Hiei said, as he got up and got what Kurama had asked for. Hiei then sat back down, and a few minutes later Kurama came with the food and tea. "Itadakimasu" They both said. They talked about what happened at Kurama's work, and what pathetic shows were on TV. Hiei also questioned about the child again.

"I told you I would we would go after I finish these papers." Is what Kurama said. Hiei nodded. They finished eating. "Doidashimashite" They said, and they began their nightly games. It had been Hiei's idea, because it gave them time to spend some time together. Kurama won most of the games, but Hiei, like always, won all of the games that involved money or bank stuff. They then took a shower, brushed their teeth, washed their face, exc. Then they went to their room. Hiei lay down in the soft bed, while Kurama started working on the papers for his work. When he did all that he could (because he got tired), he lay down next to the now asleep Hiei, and Kurama fell asleep beside him.

MEANWHILE: Yusuke was talking with Keiko. "So, when are they due?" Yusuke asked.

"In about three weeks, Yusuke." Said Keiko. Keiko smiled at him. "I am sorry I cannot do anything fun with you till then."

"Yeah, ok. I mean it's not your fault." Yusuke said. He grinned the way that he always did. Yusuke gave the Keiko food that he had 'made.' He said he did, but the fact that it tasted so good probably meant he ordered it from somewhere. All the same, Keiko appreciated the thought. They ate, talking about whatever came to mind, and laughing at each other's mishaps. They then watched the movie that Yusuke had rented for them to watch. It was a comedy, and was very funny. After wards, Yusuke kissed Keiko good night, and Yusuke went up to bed. Keiko wanted to sleep in her chair, because it was more comfortable than the bed in her current state. Keiko was excited about Raizen and Yume, and she hoped Yusuke was to. Yusuke was, but he was just nervous. There was a phone in his bedroom, and he picked it up, and called Kuwabara's house. Kuwabara answered.

"Kuwabara Kazuma speaking. How may I help you?" He sounded really tired. Well, it was 12:00 at night, and Kuwabara was a doctor. He was influenced by Yukina's healing powers to become one.

"Hey, Kuwabara, what's up?" Said Yusuke.

"Urameshi?! Why are you calling me at this hour! You woke up Kyoko!" Kuwabara said. He sounded very angry.

"Bye, Kuwabara!" Yusuke said, and hung up the phone. Gosh, I hope I don't get mad at people if they call at this time because they woke up one of the kids. Yusuke put his head on the pillow, and thought about what he was going to do about the two kids Keiko was going to have. Yusuke had no idea about Hiei's plan to get a two-year-old demon, and if he did, he would have marched over to Kurama and Hiei's house saying that he was joking. Well, if he had known what would happen…

TBC

Hi everyone! I love listening to music while I write. I am listening to Inu-Yasha and Slayers music while writing. Oh, and one Kikaider song called Destiny. Inu-Yasha has some good songs, doesn't it? So does The Slayers. Well, I told you this one would be longer. Well, I know that it took longer to write, so I am assuming it is longer. Please review! Oh yeah, if you want to see how Hiei got Kurosuke, read Hiei And Kurama's Adventures. K? k. My Aunt showed my dad this rental order thing, so now, I can rent anime DVDs online! YAY! I am planning to rent all of Rurouni Kenshin. After a little bit, I am ordering the whole thing. But, currently I am out of money. I keep buying all of this Yu*Yu*Hakusho stuff. CDs (got all of them now), DVDs (got the whole series now), second copies of the DVDs, Doujinshi, Shonen Jump, cards, whatever I can get my hands on ^_^. OH yes, NO FLAMING! If you flame… I am starting to run out of ideas for flaming 0.0 Well, lets just say that if you flame I will be very upset and that will show everyone that you are not a very nice person (or a good person). You can criticize nicely. But please don't flame. Bye-Chu for now!