Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Tournament of Insanity ❯ The fifth member. ( Chapter 3 )

Eleena_Kitsune: Alright people, second chapter. We're gettin through this, slowly but surely!

Rokonya-chan has a team named team Amos and it consists of all Youkos. I'm not gonna list them here. If you really want to know read to reviews. I've got another team too that I made up. It's just gonna be the starting team so that we can get some action going while I straighten everything out. I have no idea how I'm gonna do all this! I want my team to win (of course) but I don't feel it's fair to have people sign up just to get beaten...... I don't know how I'm gonna do this......

Well yeah, no more announcers! I have enough already, thank you.......

Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue. Now go away.

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At the outskirts of hanging neck island there stood three demon girls. The first was a tall cat demon with long, raven black hair and piercing green eyes. Her black cat ears and tail were twitching as she tapped her feet in annoyance. "I thought she said she'd be here at 5:30! It's nearly 6:00!" She exclaimed.

"Patience Sacura......." The second girl said, standing calmly beside her. She had glowing yellow eyes and also had long black hair like her cat demon friend. But instead of cat ears she had snow-white wolf ears and a long white tail that was even taller then her. But then, she was pretty short. Shorter then a Koorime even. She was wearing a red and black Chinese-fighting outfit with black boots. "Will you STOP playing with my tail Aku!?"

She shot a glare at the third girl who in turn smiled at her. "But it's so soft Wolfie! Cut it off; it's mine!" The girl pouted. She was almost as short as Lonewolf. She had long white hair with blacks tips and was tied back near the bottom with a black ribbon. Her pupiless black eyes made her look almost completely demonic, if it weren't for her small, white angel wings. She also had a pair of white cat ears and tail with black tips.

"She'd better get here soon or we're leaving!" Sacura said.

"What if I don't want to leave?"

"I didn't ask you if you WANTED to Wolfie!!"

"What'd you call me??"

"Pretty kitty tail!!"

"Aku! Stop playing with my tail!!!"

"Ummmm guys?"

Sacura and Lonewolf stopped fighting with each other and Aku stopped tugging on Sacura's tail and turned around to see a brown haired, golden eyed Youko smiling at them. She wore a short, white kimono with a huge purple bow. Eleena. "Problems?"

"Yeah we've got problems!" Sacura replied. "You're late! And where's the fifth member?"

"Right here." A voice replied. A boy about the age of 18 walked out from behind a couple of trees and smiled. "Hello Sacura." He had long, sapphire blue hair and blue eyes. He looked quite elegant with a blue yukata and his katana at his side. (Apparently, Ian-kun really like blue. >>)

Sacura gaped at him. "Ian!? You signed Ian up as our fifth member?? You're insane! He doesn't know anything about the Makai! Let alone, demons!"

"Weeeelll....... for one, we aren't fighting in the Makai." Eleena replied, making Aku moan in disappointment. "And 2, he doesn't need to know about demons, he just needs to know about fighting and all that stuff. And I KNOW that he can fight. What we need is skill, and he's got it."

"Baka Kitsune......"

"Baka Neko......"

"Baka Shoujo......"

Sacura and Eleena glared at Ian. "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!!!" They yelled in unison. They then continued to argue.

Meanwhile, Aku was slowly inching towards Ian. "Hi! My names Aku!" She beamed and stretched her hand out to shake his.

Ian smiled and took her hand. "Hello, I'm Ian...... hey! What are you-"

"You have reeaallyy preeety hair......" Aku said, pulling on his hair. "Did you dye it or is it natural?" She tugged on it. Hard.

"Ow! Lay off! Hey!!" Ian tried to pry Aku's hand off his hair but found that she had a death grip on it. A good one. "Err...... Eleena? Help?"

"One second Ian! I'm trying to win here!" Eleena replied.

"Scissors cut Paper! Hah!!" Sacura exclaimed, smiling broadly.

Eleena scowled. "Hey! That's no fair! Ian broke my concentration!"

"Hey! A little help he- OW!!!"

"Can I have your hair..... pretty plleeaase??"

"ROCK! PAPER!! SCISSORS!!!"

"Yay! I won!!"

"Kuso Neko......" Eleena pouted and looked over at Aku and Ian. Aku was kneeling on the ground with a dandilion in her hand.

"God, I can't stand it! Just marry me now!!"

Ian backed away slowly from the crazed girl. "Oookaaaay...... Eleena? I think we should go now......." But Eleena wasn't paying very much attention for she was laughing her head off.

"This is stupid......." Lonewolf said, crossing her arms over her chest. She turned around and started to walk away but was suddenly stopped as something grabbed her tail. "Soooooooft........ prreeeeeeeeettyyyy......... fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuufyyyyyyyyyy........" Aku had grabbed her tail and was now stroking it as though it was the most precious thing in the world. She then took out a giant sword bigger then both her and Lonewolf. "Let's cut it off ^__^!!!"

Lonewolf glared at her. "If you don't let go I swear I will kill you." She whispered.

Aku smiled. "Okay! How do you want to do it? Fire? Sword? Gun? Oh! Where do you want me to stand? Ummm...... is this okay?"

Lonewolf just stared in disbelief as Aku rambled on about how she was to die. "This...... is insane......."

"M-maybe we should go now Eleena....... before your little friend decides she wants to `marry' me again." Ian said, starring at the crazy girl with obvious discomfort.

"Yeah, we should go. We're gonna be late for the opening ceremony if we don't hurry." Sacura agreed.

Eleena nodded. "Hey you two! Stop fooling around!! We've got to get to the hotel!!"

"Thank god......." Lonewolf whispered, inching away from Aku who was still rambling on about how Lonewolf could kill her. Aku looked up and yelled when she realized that the rest of her group was walking away from her. "Hey!! Wait up!! Hey!!!"

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Eleena: And that's it for now!!

Aku: Awww........

Eleena: But there will be more!!!

Aku: YAAAAAY!!!!!

Eleena: And just incase you want to know, ALL of the people in this fic so far are based off of real life people. Including Aku. Yes, Aku is a person in real life and one of my best friends.

Duo: She's even more insane then you........

Eleena: -_____- I know........