Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ the truth about yusuke and jin ❯ the truth about yusuke and jin ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Note: YU YU HAKUSHO IS A GOOD SHOW BUT THEY LIE! I KNOW THE TRUTH!

To my former reviewers most people know me as a hiei lover, but unfortunatly alcohol is involved so I have no other choice than to become a slave to my friend here who wants to bury yusuke into the ground, flamers bad reviews and stones are permitted , I don't care!

The Wind Shinobi

This event happened on the third fight of the dark tournament, while gontlets were thrown. Kurama had lost miserably and lost his second fight, leaving yusuke fightingthe repulsively ugly and fat, and stupid bakkan, which he defeated easily. Now comes along the fight that tempers me. Yes I made that word up, but do you all not agree that Jin had the greater goods, and ass. Also he could fly. The YU YU HAKUSHO people lied, not only did I hear from a special source that Jin was suppose to win. Wouldn't life be easier, knowing that the whole world doesn't revolve around Yusuke?

The question is, did jin really take it easy on him?

OH MY GOODNESS!!!! I HAVE QUESTIONS!!!!

Now, their comes a time when there is a kick ass character that comes along and then is beaten down(which shouldn't of happened) and then is thrown to the side.Yusuke(you-suck-a) penis ..haha..should of been thrown to the side! I for one know that jin was just “hanging” around up in the sky while Yusuke was making constipation faces at him-

HOLD ON RIGHT THERE, it's my turn, you make no sense.

I happen to like yusuke's constipation faces, he makes them every episode! And what's up with Jin anyway he's a lord of the rings reject his mom must have been a unicorn and his dad frodo, and he's from Ireland. Mmmmmmm…beer. You know what I actually think those two make a quite cute couple… OHHHHHHH!!! It gives me shivers, someone touch my nipple.

STOP IT THAT'S TO HOTT, IT GIVES ME IMAGES!

Everytime I see Yusuke he just makes me want to shit on his face! When I see Jin, I get all tingly inside my yin-yang twins.

Oh yeah?! Well I bet yusuke has a bigger ding-a-ling than jin, he has the most adorable baby face!

Well of the topic. Anyways we all know lies when we see them and I will be writing to the mayor of Yu Yu Hack-a-loogy town and protest! If you want to join the “Like Jin” protest ask our post people.

Yours truly,

He-who-should-not-be-named! By the way reading 5thbook thank you very much!

I want jin and yusuke in my pants. Yeah either way their both hot and I wanna fuck em' all.

Yes this is a sucky little shit storm my friend and I put together but hey a writer needs some sort of slow down, don't we all?

As always review and give tips, im open for suggestions