Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Yu Yu Hakusho Interview! ❯ Round 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Yo everybody! I'm so exited ^^. Today, I'm actualy going to interview the cast of Yu Yu Hakusho! One of the coolest, and most popular Anime ever made! Don't ask me how I got them all together for this Interview. Let's just say I had to go through a lot of compromising and bribing people who work in the Anime industry for it... Weeeeel, here I go (takes deep breath) I hope I get this right...

Outside the studio (before the interview):

Yuka: (Adjusts camera) So, what did you exactly do to get these guys to actuly do an interview with us?

D-chan: Err, very important compromising materialestic matters. (cocky smile)

Yuka: And, can you tell me these 'verry important compromising materialestic matters'?

D-chan: Uhh... Undisclosed Reasons!!

Yuka: But-

D-chan: Weeeeeel, it's uh, time for the interview!!

Yuka: Umm...D, what's that truck full of? (points to the guy's carying TONS of heavy boxes out from the truck into the studio).

D-chan: Ohh! That's nothing, it's just all the Index card questions that fans made that we have to ask- (stares)

Yuka: You're kidding.....

D-chan: Ohh boy.

Yuka: Ummm.... I hope we brought sleeping bags, and a LOT of Ramen......

(Walks in the studio with Yuka, the camera guy ^^)

Round 1

D-chan: (Sit's down) Hello! And how are you guy's feeling today?

Everybody: Eh..., we're cool.

D-chan: Great! Are ya' all ready for the interview?

Yuka: (Gives thumbs up while adjusting the camera)

Botan: More than ever! (smiles widely)

D-chan: (Smiles widely back) Well, alrighty then, let's see... now who's first? (looks at the entire cast) any volentiers?

Keiko: I'll go!

D-chan: Great! Now let's see, what should I ask you first... (looks through the massive pile of index cards in hands and picks a random question). Hmm, ohh! OK! Now, this one's a fan question.

Keiko: OK!

D-chan: (Smiles) Ok, What's it like being left out in all of the boy's mission's all the time?

Keiko: Ohh I hate that! Every time they have something important to do, they never inform me! So, When ever I wan't to be involved, I always have to be looking at them. And, if they're acting stange, that means they're trying to keep me from something. It's a daily thing!

D-chan: (laughs at the little joke along with keiko) So I see, is it dificult sometimes?

Keiko: Ohh very!

D-chan: I feel your pain. Should we move on?

Keiko: Whenever you're ready!

D-chan: OK then! What's it like being paired with Botan, Shizuru and Yukina in yuri fan submitions 7 out of 10 percent of the time?

Keiko: Another thing I hate! I'm NOT gay, so why do they bother pairing me up with them then!?

Botan: (point's up finger) Well Keiko, in yuri, the couples don't have to be a fact, it's just for the pleasure for the yuri fanboy's, and fangirl's if any.

Keiko: (crosses arms) well thanx for the leacture Botan.

All the boy's: We like yuri!! (smiles stupidly)

D-chan: well duh!

Yuka: (has his mouth full of 7 eleven hotdogs and chews)

D-chan: Can we procede with the interview?

Keiko: Well, I'm done! (crosses arms).

D-chan: (sighes) Okay, who wants to go next? And hopefuly for a longer time...

Everyone: (silent).

D-chan: Ugggh!! come on! no matter what, every single one of you is going to be interviewed! (points around like a lunatic) And it dosen't matter HOW long it takes, I got all the time in the world. (gives fearful evil stare).

Everyone: (crickets chirp).

Yusuke: (sneek pushes Hiei twords the guest chair).

Hiei: Hey!!

Yusuke: (whistles and looks away)

Hiei: (Snarles)

Kurama: (Smiles at Hiei)

Kuabawra: HA HA! Shrimps next!

Hiei: Shutup ya' ugly cow!

D-chan: (Anime sweat drop) Ehh... Just sit down Hiei! Don't worry, no one's going to hurt you!

Hiei: Yeah yeah, just get on with the stupid questions so I could be done already!

D-chan: (Takes out a box full of index card questions) ehh...this might take a while...

Hiei: What's the problem?

Kuabawra: Is it my turn yet?

Yusuke: Shut up!

Kuabawra: No Urimeshi!

Yuka: Guy's, cut it out, you're on tape for christs sake!

Kuabawra: Realy? Kewl!! hehheh! (waves at the camera)

Botan: Sit down ya' idiot!

Hiei: Kuabawra, bad boy!!!

Keiko: He won't stop! he's doing it again!

Hiei: Kurama, use it!

Kurama: I know I know, (takes out a small dog whistle thing and blows).

Kuabawra: (Drops to the floor on his knees and covers his ears screeching in pain) AHH!!!!! THE NOISE!!!! AHHH!!!! (rolls around).

Everyone: (Ignores).

D-chan: Umm... Is this normal?

Botan: Yep.

Keiko: Yea.

Yusuke: yupperrrssss.

Hiei: Jeah

Kurama: Indeed

Kuabawra: (screems in agonizing pain in the backround)

D-chan: Umm... okay! Care to proceed, Hiei?

Hiei: Whatever.

Kurama: That means yes.

D-chan: Okay then! Now let's see... (picks a random Index card) Now Hiei, Where do you get your clothes from?

Hiei: That's an easy one, I usualy go too Utopia, Hot Topic, Claire's, you know, very gothic stores.

D-chan: I see. So do I! Hot Topic is like, one of my favoriate stores. (smiles)

Hiei: Yeah, it's verry cool.

D-chan: Great! our first actual ANSWERED question! (writes down response on the index card and throws it back in the box and picks out another one).

D-chan: Okeey, this one is: What's it like being the 'Outcast' of the group?

Hiei: 'Outcast'? What are you talking about? Everyone here is an outcast! (points at Kuabawra, who's still rolling around screaming).

Botan: I might have to agree.

D-chan: Umm... Let's just leave this one 'Unanswered' hehheh. (throws index card behind her)

Moving on! (looks through the box and picks yet another index question card).

D-chan: (reads it unintentionely) What's your relationship with Kurama like? And if so, who's seme-? WHAT!?

Hiei: !!!!!!!!!!

D-chan: Uhhh, I didn't write these questions! I swear!!! Umm...Uh..., It was him!!! (points at Yuka, who is still eating the 7 eleven hotgogs)

Yuka: Huh? (obliviously)

Hiei: (runs to Riku, with his dragon Kitana).HHAAAAAA!!!!

D-chan: Hehe ^^ (peace sign)

Kurama: I'd be glad to answer that question for you!

D-chan: Realy!? Tha'd be great!

Kurama: (Gets up and sits in the questioning chair).

D-chan: Kay, So..., what's it like? (holds pencil in hand waiting for response).

Kurama: Ohh, it's very nice! Sometimes, we cuddle ^^ (smiles).

Hiei: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! (Giving Yuka the headlock meneuver).

D-chan: How nice ^^

Kurama: Any other questions?

D-chan: Yes, um, whose seme?

Kurama: I am.

D-chan: GREAT! Another completely answered question! (writes down and puts back). We're on a roll today! ^^

Kurama: Any more?

D-chan: Well, It's still Hiei's turn, so, I think you should wait for your turn, Kay?

Kurama: Alright then (smiles).

Kuabawra: MY EARS ARE BLEEEEEEEEEDING!!!!! (runs in circles franticly).

Kurama: Kuabawra! Be quiet! (Blows whistle thingy again).

Kuabawra: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

D-chan: (Whispers to self with shocked face:) Now that's not right...

Hiei: (Walks over while dusting his hands off then sits down). I'm done.

Everyone: (Turns heads over to Yuka, who was still alive with LOTS of bruises, and resting arms on the camera stand).

Yuka: Keep going, This tape's almost done, pretty soon I'm gonna have to put in tape two for part 2.

D-chan: Kay, let's just ask one more question for Hiei then save the rest for him latter.

Hiei: (glares).

D-chan: Um, okay! Let's save ALL of them for latter! (smiles terrifyingly).

Kuabawra: AHHHHHH!!!! (spins).

Kurama: Kuabawra! (Takes out whistle, about to blow).

D-chan: NO!!!!! (waves arms). IT'S HIS TURN ANYWAY!!

Kurama: Ohh Okay. (Smiles and puts whistle back in pocket).

D-chan: (sighs in releaf) Okay, Kuabawra, please sit down.

Kuabawra: Okay (sits in interview chair).

D-chan: (pulls out card). Okay, first question: Do you have any pets?

Kuabawra: Yes! In matter of fact, I brought mine with me! (reaches in pocket and pulls out his...pet?).

Everyone:....................

Hiei: .........It's a stick............

D-chan: Um, okay...?

D-chan: (Snaps out of confusion and shock.) Uh, alright..., uh, what's its name...?

Kuabawra: HER name is deniece (cuddles his "pet").

Hiei: KUABAWRA IT'S A GOD DAMN STICK!! (Grabs "deniece" and throws "her").

Deniece: (breaks in half).

Everyone: (Stares at scene).

Kuabawra: (About to break down and cry).

D-chan: No! Uh, wait! ( Gets up and pick up the two pieces). Look Kuabawra, now it's two babies! (Tries to calm him down).

Kuabawra: (Face lightens up and gasps). (Takes the "babies" goes to a corner and plays with em')

D-chan: Uh..., we're not done yet...

Yusuke: It's hopeless.

D-chan: (Anime sweatdrop.) Okay, um, Yuka,I think it's time for part 2!

Yuka: Got'chya D! (Get's out tape then, acts still for a moment in shock, like the end of the world is about to occour).

D-chan: (Gets angry). What's wrong...? I don't like that face you're making Yuka...!

Everyone: (Focuses on Yuka).

Yuka: The....Lense cap was left on...............

D-chan: WE HAVE TO DO THAT AGAIN!?!?!?!?!!?!?!