Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Yu Yu Hakusho Torture Realm ❯ Renuions, traumas, and cat fights ( Chapter 5 )

Ok, ok, I know I haven't been the best one for adding... *Suddenly gets odd things chucked at her* I'm really sorry, but now I am going to all fix that! I would love to dedicate this to my great friend Meru! Hi M! Without her we wouldn't have this chapter. Not that you guys will probably care, but I hope my fans still like it. Anyways, here we go! Oh yeah, ty for all of the reviews!!! I really appreciate them! Now, as promised, the reunion!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters used in this fic. I wants Kuwa-kun! *Cries* Oh well... Also, I don't any of the other people used in this fic, but I did get their permission... Don't sue me; I know that you don't want a few manuscripts.

Mei: Hey everyone! Welcome to TYYHTR!

*Mei is throwing up streamers and other party supplies*

Matoko: Hehe, this is gonna be soo fun!

Mei: Yeah! Hey guys, this is Matoko, my best friend and fellow Kuwabara lover!

Matoko: Yup yup, that's me!

Mei: Tenchi is still in the hospital with his third degree burns, but we all wish him a quick recovery.

Audience: Yeah we do!

*Mei's eyes grow as she looks at Matoko*

Mei: When did I get an audience?

Matoko: Dunno... maybe they heard about it!

Mei: *Shrugging shoulders* Oh well, the more the merrier, I guess.....

Matoko: So who is our guest host?

Mei: Well, I decided that since this is a reunion, we should have more than one guest host... so, I invited three!

Matoko: Really?

Mei: Um hm... First, our favorite bounty hunter, Spike Spiegel!

*Spike walks in and smiles*

Spike: Hey, Mei

Mei: Hiya Spike!

*Audience goes wild. Random Spike fans pass out.*

Mei: That was kinda cool... Next, the loveable Gundam Pilot, Duo Maxwell!

Matoko: *Whispering* Can a Gundam Pilot be loveable?

Mei: Of course!

*Duo walks in and smiles at random girls in the audience*

Duo: Yo Mei and her friend.

Mei: Sup Duo?

Matoko: Hi lo!

*Audience goes wild again. Duo fans are holding up signs saying things like "Duo, Marry me!" and "Duo, I want to have your children!"

Duo: *Whispering* When did you get an audience?

Mei and Matoko: Dunno...

Spike: Weird.

Mei: Finally, a newcomer to the yyhtr! The adorable, naïve saiyan! Goten Son, also known as Son Goten!

*Goten walks on and Mei passes out*

Spike: She ok?

Matoko: *Poking Mei* I think so...

*Audience goes wild again*

Mei: *Suddenly coming to* Goten! I can't believe you came!

Goten: I am surprised that you got me on my cell... I am happy to be here!

Mei: Me too!

Matoko: Ok, since Mei is drooling over Goten, let me fill ya in. For those who don't remember, we take someone from Yu Yu Hakusho, ask them some stupid questions, and then out them through their biggest fears in the form of tortures. It isn't really a pleasurable experience. Today we have something special going on, a reunion of the four spirit detectives or Reikai Tanteis. So, I hope this doesn't turn out as horrible as the others have.

*Spike and Duo sweatdrops*

Mei: *Finally remembering the task at hand.* Oh yeah, today everyone is coming back, and I am happy to report Kuwabara is going to be in the building! *Tears off her rather large jacket to reveal Kuwabara's blue uniform shirt.*

Spike: You still have that?

Mei: Yeah, I could never let anything of Kuwabara's ever leave me!

*Audience facefaults*

Matoko: I want one to *Sniff*

Mei: Dun worry, I can try and steal another one!

Duo: When are we going to bring out the guys?

Mei: Right now! First, the leader of this group, the horrible tempered Yusuke Urameshi!

*Yusuke walks in lead by Keiko, he still appears to be shaking*

Mei: Okkaay then... go ahead Matoko.

Matoko: Really! Ok, well, the incredibly hot and hilarious Kazuma Kuwabara!

*Everyone facefaults*

Matoko: What?

*Yukina and Botan are pulling Kuwabara into the room.* He sits in his chair and curls up into a ball*

Spike: Ok, now the short, yet dangerous fire youki, Hiei Jangashi!

*Hiei walks in unassisted, but his eye is also still twitching*

Hiei: Hn.

Spike: Yeah, go ahead Duo.

Duo: Ok, the sometimes mistaken for a girl, Kurama!

*Mei and Matoko burst out laughing and suddenly get booed from Kurama fangirls in the audience*

Matoko: Shut up!

Mei: Yeah. So you really want me to hurt you like I did the other fangirls?

*The audience got quiet*

Mei: That's better.

*Kurama walks out stumbling.*

*Everyone gets seated and sits quietly*

Mei: Too quiet, so anyone got anything to say...?

Keiko: Yes, I do! What is your problem? Bringing poor Yusuke and the others here and then making them like... like... this?! *She walks up to Yusuke and he backs away screaming*

Mei: Yeah, I never meant to hurt anyone. I just wanted to see their biggest fears. I can't help the poor guy is scared of you!

Keiko: He is not! You just ruined his mind!

~*While this is going on, the others are conversing*~

Duo: *Whispering* I sense a cat fight coming on...

Matoko: Yup, yup...

Goten: So, who is going to win?

Spike: My money's on that Keiko girl... she has a mean slap.

Matoko: But, then again, Mei isn't a pushover either...

Duo: Well, I guess we can only watch and see.

Goten: Yeah, that sounds good, but I put my money on that Mei gal.

Spike: You're on!

Goten: Fine!

*Both throw their money into a pile*

Duo: Ah, hell! I'm in to! I also put my money on that Mei chick, she saved me from those fangirls...

*All look ready to argue when they turn to Matoko*

Spike: What about you?

Duo and Goten: Yeah?

Matoko: Oh, fine... of course my money goes on Mei!

*All smile as Mei and Keiko continue their argument*

~*Back to the argument*~

Mei: Did not! You just scare him!

Keiko: No I don't!

Mei: Fine, watch. *She walks up to Yusuke and kneels down. She pats his back*

*Everyone stares*

Mei: She, he hardly wanted you near him...

Keiko: Not true!

Mei: Prove it...

Keiko: Fine, I will. *She walks up to him and begins to kneel*

Yusuke: Ah! No, no get away from me... I didn't do anything to get hit this time!

*Keiko walks away very huffy. She comes up to Mei shaking her finger*

Keiko: Yo... you! Look at him! My wonderful Yusuke is now just a crybaby, and I can't even get near him, you are gonna pay!

*She cocks her hand back ready to slap. Mei ducks the blow and a jar appears in her hand. Spike shudders as she begins to turn the lid*

Duo: What's wrong?

Spike: Oh, Keiko is in for it...

Matoko: Yeah...

*Mei finally finishes turning the lid and puts the jar up to Keiko. An extremely loud slap can be heard and Keiko steps back*

Keiko: Ow! What was that?

Mei: *Smiling* Your slap of course! Now you see how poor Yu-chan feels...

Keiko: Why you! *Jumps on Mei and both being rolling and fighting at the same time. Keiko is pulling Mei's hair while Mei is clawing at Keiko's face*

Goten, Duo, and Spike: Catfight! *They run forward to get a better look.*

Matoko: Who wants popcorn!

Botan and Yukina: Me!

*They all happily chew away at the popcorn as Keiko and Mei continue their fight. The audience is going wild.*

Goten: Ouch, poor Mei. That must have hurt...

Duo: Their poor hair...

Spike: Go go!

Matoko: Mei, you go girl!

Botan: That hurt.

Yukina: Wow, this is getting pretty bad...

*Finally after a few more minutes, Mei stood the victor. Keiko laid on the ground unconscious.*

Matoko: You got her good Mei!

Mei: Yeah, I know, gimme a second to recover. *She passes out*

Matoko: Ok, seeing as Mei is out cold, we are going to take a little break! See ya next time on tyyhtr!

Ok, ok, it is a two parter, dun worry, next time gets better... Keiko can be very dangerous... Any comments or flames welcomed at dbzgirl3@yahoo.com!

Credits:

Host: Mei (Ash)

Co Host: Matoko

Guest Co Hosts: Spike Spiegel, Duo Maxwell, and Goten Son

Torturee: No one yet...

Guests: Keiko Yukimura, Botan, Yukina, and the audience