Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Things Happen ❯ Grocery shopping ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH

Tokijin: Ok, today's guest are Fluffy and Inuyasha!

Sesshomaru: Why do people call me fluffy?! I mean do I look like a fluffy to you?! Huh? HUH?!

Tokijin: Someone's OOC today

Inuyasha: Feh

Tokijin: Ok, Inuyasha, what do you think about your brother?

Inuyasha: What are you talking about? I hate him!

Tokijin: But how does that make you feel?

Inuyasha: …What the hell ARE you talking about?!

Sesshomaru: Just get on with the stupid, worthless, insignificant fic!

Tokijin: Using a lot of big words I see, fine! I will!

1. `thinking'

2. "talking"

3. _______= your name

4. {author's note}

5. (insert stuff)

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`Interesting' Hiei thought as he watched you blush and back away from Kurama after holding his arm. `Maybe she likes the fox? Hn, probably. Kurama always gets the attention of onnas. Stupid pretty boy, that's why he always gets ambushed. Wait, I get ambushed too. So does that mean I'm a pretty boy?'{a/n Hey, you never know what goes on in Hiei's head.}

"Ok! I'm hungry!" Yusuke said and walked away from a very beat up Kuwabara. You poked him to check if he was still alive.

"Um, I'm pretty sure he's still alive _____," Kurama sweat dropped.

"I know, but this is kind of fun," you continued poking him. "Now if only I had a stick, it would be even more fun!"

"Food! Come on! I'm starving here! What does a guy have to do to get some food around here? Sprout the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling row-row-row your boat through a carwash?!" Yusuke shouted.

"Where did that come from?" Kurama raised an eyebrow at Yusuke.

Yusuke shrugged, "From this one show called Ed, Edd, and Eddy {a/n which I don't own}, Ed said it, it was weird, so I decided to use it."

"Okkkk, let's eat"

*~~~~~~*Break fast*~~~~~~~*

"Man this isn't a lot! I want more food! More!" Yusuke said looking at his plate.

"Well, I don't have much since I'm used to living alone. So, how about after we eat and I get dressed, we'll go to the grocery store to get something to eat? What do you say?" you suggested.

"That would be a good idea," Kurama said, "Then we will have plenty of food to eat Yusuke. So you won't complain."

Yusuke groaned, "I hate shopping."

After eating you got dressed {a/n use your imagination, I really don't have one when it comes to clothes -__-}. And left to the grocery store.

*~~~~~~*Grocery Store*~~~~~~*

"You can pick out any thing you want, I'll pay for everything!" You said to the boys. Which seemed to make them very happy.

Yusuke and Kuwabara left to find, who knows what. You, Kurama, and Hiei went in the opposite direction.

"Oh! What a cute little boy!" a lady said, "What's your son's name?"

"Son? Oh, um miss, he's the same age as us," you sweat dropped. Kurama chuckled getting a death glare from Hiei.

"But he's so small!" the lady started pulling on Hiei's cheeks {a/n She's really asking for it}. Which ticked Hiei off. She's started messing with his hair, "How does he get his hair to stand up like that?" she asked.

"Um, miss," you could see Hiei was about to kill her without second thought. "I really don't think he likes that." You whispered to Kurama, "Can you do the shopping? I was never really good at picking out stuff anyway. Besides I have to get Hiei away before he kills that lady." Kurama nodded and you pulled Hiei away from the lady and went to look for something you liked.

"Where's my katana! I'll kill that ningen onna! How dare she touch me! I'll gut her like a fish!{Scary movie, if you guys seen that. Don't own}" Hiei growled.

"Now Hiei! No killing people!" you said in a motherly tone. Which made him send you a death glare. "I was just playing!" You spotted (favorite snack) and grabbed it. "So, Hiei what do you want?" you asked him.

"Hn," Hiei replied until he saw it…

Sweet Snow!

Hiei looked at the cartons filled with sweet snow.

"You want some ice cream?" you chuckled seeing him stare at it. Hiei nodded slowly. "Ok, which one?" Hiei pointed towards several different ice creams. You sweat dropped, "Ok"

"Oh, I see you both found something you like, Kurama smiled. He sweat dropped when he saw all the ice cream Hiei had.

*~~~~~*Back at the House*~~~~~~~*

Hiei was currently eating his `sweet snow'. Yusuke and Kuwabara were sitting on the couch watching TV and eating chips {a/n wow, I made them like twins}. Kurama was outside looking at your beautiful garden.

"Do you like my garden?" you asked walking over to him.

"It's lovely," he answered.

"Thanks," you blushed. You knelt down to stroke (favorite flower)'s petal.

" So, I'm guessing you like flowers?"

"I love all plants. I think they're beautiful."

"Not many notice nature's beauty like you do," he knelt down next to you. He touched the petals of a rose.

"Well, you do" you smile at him.

He smiled back, "I suppose so."

"I'm happy I finally got to meet a person who looks at nature the same way I do."

"Me too"

"Hey you two love birds. What'cha doing?" Yusuke said as he walked over to you and Kurama. He smirked, "Making out?"

SLAP! {a/n You know like one of Keiko's power slaps, except stronger}

You, who went back over to the house, slapped Yusuke. Kurama chuckled and went back to looking at the flowers. You kept walking until you saw Hiei.

"Do you like your ice cream?" you asked. Hiei nodded, his mouth full of ice cream {a/n kawaii! ^--^} you chuckled, "That's good"

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