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Thong

Written by MorbidDancer89
Edited by BlackLily

--Botan's POV--

Early that morning at school, the sun was shining bright and I was talking to Kuwabara. Suddenly, Kuwabara's hands were... uh... misplaced.

"You pervert!" I shrieked.

"Come on, you know you want it," said Kuwabara.

"I most certainly do not!" I replied and flew off angrily in search of Yusuke.

Having just been turned down by at least twenty girls Yusuke was feeling desperate. He too made a move on me.

"You boys," I scowled, "are perverted! And I intend to teach you a lesson."

"What are you going do? Lecture us to death?" Yusuke said jokingly.

"l've got something better in mind." I turned to Kuwabara. "Can I talk to you for a minute, alone." I pulled Kuwabara aside into the lavatory. "Why did you humiliate me like that? I mean, what were you thinking?!?!"

"Hey man, I just wanted to get a little action."

"Well, why didn't you say so! I can help!"

"Now stand still,'" I said taking out my oar.

Gender, gender,
his is wrong,
make him look good
in a thong

"What are you trying ta do to me?!" said Kuwabara.

"It's not what I'm trying to do, it's what I did do to you," I smirked.

--Kuwabara's POV--

"Ahhhhhhg!" I fell to the ground as my voice went from masculine to feminine. My hair grew out long. Getting up and looking I screamed "Ohhh my gods! I'm I'mmmmm a woman!" Then I ran out of the Ladies room as Botan was giggling.

--Yusuke POV--

Bolting down the corridor at me was a beautiful strawberry blonde haired girl.

"Yusuke! Yusuke! You've got to help me!"

"You bet I do!" I replied pinching her bottom firmly.

"Ahh! No, no! You don't understand! It's-" She was cut off by me dipping her in a passionate kiss.

"Mmm! Mmm!" she moaned. I think she was complimenting my kissing.

--Kuwabara's POV--

As I was struggling to get away, I said "Botan this isn't funny! Okay! I know how you felt and I won't do it again! Just change me back!"

Botan pulled out her oar, but not before Yusuke came back for a second round.

Reverso de thong!

Stunned, Yusuke dropped me. He looked at Botan, then at me, then cringed.

--Botan's POV--

"I hope you boys learned your lesson," I said.

"Uh... thongs are tight?" said Kuwabara.

"No you half-wit! Girls don't like being treated as objects."

"If you ever tell anyone about this, I'll kill you!" said Yusuke, then tottered away.

--Kuwabara's POV--

As I staggered down the hall trying to catch my breath, I muttered to myself what a man!