Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Tis the Season ❯ A christmas party at 8 in the morning? ( Chapter 1 )

Tis the Season

Disclaimer: yup I own it. Not. Nope sorry it isn't mine and it never will be. O well I still get to play around with the characters ^_^

Summary: ok this is my second fic ::holds up applause sign:: thank u thank u ur a great crowd really u r. ok enough of that. Thank u soo much for the reviews! Well, anyway, the last one was a little too angst for me, so it wasn't the best I can write I don't think. But who cares?!?! Anyway, I just had a coke, and I feel like writing. And when I'm hyper the world ends. Seriously. Ask my friends. So I'm gonna write a random funny one and I'll more than just three characters in this fic I promise. Its Christmas with Yu Yu Hakusho, ::pulls a Koenma announcer voice:: and you won't wanna miss it!

:: thoughts::

Yusuke sat up in bed yawning.

"MOM will you PLEASE try to NOT nock over stuff at 8 in the morning? Some people are trying to sleep!"

Getting out of bed, he saw that Atsuko had, once again, passed out while getting a beer bottle and had successfully knocked all eight empty beer bottles over in the process. ::That's gotta be a record:: Yusuke thought bitterly. ::Now who's gonna clean all this crap up? Me!:: Just then the phone rang.

"Mushi mushi?" he asked picking up the phone while stifling a yawn.

"Oi Urimeshi! Get ur ass out of bed and get over to my house! We're gonna have an early Christmas party!" screeched the nasally voice of Kuwabara on the other line.

"Baka. Why are you having a party at 8 in the morning on a Saturday?" inquired a very tired Yusuke.

"Because I was planning on having the party last night but my sweet Yukina came over, and when she left it was 2 in the morning! And that's an even worse time to start a party!"

"Moron, 2 in the morning is a much better time than 8 in the morning! I bet no one is even coming!"

"Ha! You're wrong Urimeshi! Yukina and Kurama are already over! And Botan and Koenma are on their way!"

"What about Hiei and Kieko and Genkai? If I'm coming they're coming for sure, and I think I'll invite some ….. acquaintances as well."

"There's no way Hiei's gonna come you know that. And I don't care who else you invite as long as you bring a ton of sake"

"Oh I'll get the little runt to come don't you worry you're ugly little head off about that. Tell Kurama to meet me at the park in 30 minutes. We have some Hiei hunting to do. Of course I'll bring sake you idiot! We only have about a dozen boxes of it!"

With that he hung up the phone grinning an evil grin. ::maybe today won't be so bad after all::

Darkdemonchild: duh duh duh. Suspenseful music. Ok I know its not funny yet but its only the first chapter! Ill put up a couple more, but then I need some reviews and ideas on what should happen at the party. Kapish? O yah Japanese translations

Mushi mushi: telephone greeting don't know what it really means

Baka: idiot, stupid, its basically an insult that definitely applies to Kuwabara