Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Tis the Season ❯ Hiei and Kurama are too sexy ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer: muhahahahaha I own it I own it!!! * wakes up * damn don't own it.

Summary: muhhahahaha another chapter! I have no idea at all how this fic is gonna end, but I sure as hell know that this chapter is gonna be, interesting! Muhahahah im pure evil I know it. My friend liana gave me this idea when I asked her what I should do for this chapter, so I give her credit. *warning * A LOT MORE MATURE CONTENT IS ON THE WAY!!! No lemons, but its getting pretty close to them. Trust me. O and I gotta give credit to Shidahara and Shira who emailed me the idea of truth or dare! And, with no further ado, ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!! And as always, please review ^_~

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Kurama stared as Kuronue smirked as he closed the gap between them until there was only a few inched between them. "I've waited a long time to see you again Yoko."

"Ahem! WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE HITTING ON MY BOYFRIEND?!?!?!?!" screamed a very pissed off Hiei as he pushed Kuronue away from Kurama. But unfortunately he pushed him the wrong way, into the house. Yusuke looked up to see a strange bat-demon with an even weirder outfit run into the room waving his arms around trying to keep from crashing straight into the TV. Well, he did succeed in avoiding the TV, but ending up crashing into a bookshelf, which, conveniently, was the one where Touya and Jin were making out, which sent the two crashing down onto him. Elder Toguro looked up from his bottle of sake. "This is so boring. Isn't there anything fun that you ningens do at the se parties?"

Kuwabara looked at him with remorse. "If you're so bored then why don't you just leave?"

"Because I look forward to embarrassing you and the only way I can leave is if my younger brother takes me. Now baka, before I kill your precious girlfriend, make a god suggestion."

Kuwabara's eye widened, and he began to stutter "y..ou……wou…ldn't….dare!"

Elder Toguro looked bored. "Oh I dare. Now hurry up and suggest something or you can kiss the Koorime good bye."

Botan came to Kuwabara's rescue. "I know what we can play! Truth or dare!!"

Yusuke looked confused. "I thought you and Koenma were making out on the kitchen table?"

"Well we obviously had to stop sometime silly! And I heard that you guys were bored, and I just love truth or dare! OI KURAMA, HIEI, AND KARASU!!! GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE!! WE'RE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE AND YOU HAVE TO PLAY!!" she shouted out the door.

Karasu suddenly appeared grinning. "If we play truth or dare can someone dare Kurama to kiss me? Please?!?!?!?!"

Kuronue looked up. "Hell no! Dare him to kiss me! I saw him first!"

"No you didn't I did!"

"I was his partner in crime a hundred years ago!"

"Oh. Then yeah you saw him first. But still! HE'S MINE!"

"NO HE'S MINE!"

Botan sweatdropped. "Uh, ok then. Anyway, where are Kurama and Hiei?"

On cue, the two demons in question raced into the room past Karasu and Kuronue and sat on the opposite side of the room. Botan smiled. "Well then, now that everyone's here, I say that Kuwabara chooses the first truth or dare victim hehehe I mean player or players since it is his house after all."

Kuwabara looked up. "Wait a second Botan. You said more than one person can be dared at once?"

"Yup!"

"I didn't know you could do that."

"You can't. But I say we can so we can!"

Kuwabara grinned evilly. "Fine by me. Hehehe. I dare Kurama and Hiei to sing and dance on top of the table in front of everyone to I'm Too Sexy!!!" (* a/n: muhhahahahaha im pure evil I know I am. *)

Kurama looked up. "Hey wait a second. We didn't get to choose between truth or dare."

Botan suddenly appeared in front of him, oar in hand. "KURAMA! YOU ARE GOING TO DO KUWABARA'S DARE OR YOU WILL FACE THE WRATH OF THE OAR FROM HELL!"

Kurama sweatdropped. "Ooookkkkk Botan. You're the boss."

With that said, Kurama and Hiei walked over to the table and stood on it, while Kuwabara went into his room and found the CD, and put it into the giant stereo. He then turned off the lights and pulled out his disco ball and strobe lights. Touya looked confused.

"Where did you get those?"

"I've always wanted to do this dare. So I bought these and saved em for it!"

"Oookkk then."

Once Kuwabara had finished the preparations he started the music, saying "This had better be hella good, or you gotta do it again, only this time to I'm A Slave To You."

Hiei's eyes widened. "Nooo anything but that song!"

Kuwabara grinned evilly again. "Then do a good show to this song." With that said he pressed Play and sat on the couch next to Yukina.

Kurama started out the song

Kurama: I'm too sexy for my love

Hiei: Too sexy for my love

Both: Love's going to leave me!

With that they moved back to back and got very strange looks on their faces, as though they were enjoying this! The song continued.

Kurama: I'm too sexy for my shirt

Hiei: too sexy for my shirt

Both: so sexy it hurts!

Kurama: And I'm too sexy for Milan

Hiei: Too sexy for Milan

Both: New York and Jaaappppaaaaannn

After `Japan' they slowly began to rub up and down against each other's backs in a very sensual way, while Kurama began to unbutton his shirt, while Hiei began unwrapping his white scarf from around his neck.

Kurama: And I'm too sexy for your party

Hiei: Too sexy for your party

Both: No way I'm disco dancing

Now came Kurama's big solo ( a/n: *big evil grin * this is why u don't let me think up ideas with Liana at 12 my time, 3 her time. )

Kurama: I'm a model, you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah.

I do my little turn on the catwalk.

While singing this Kurama had finished unbuttoning his shirt, and started leaning over the table at Karasu and Kuronue while winking suggestively at them, causing the two demons to drool and lean forward to gaze with wide eyes at the fox.

Kurama: I'm too sexy for my car

Hiei: Too sexy for my car

Both: Too sexy by far!

Kurama: And I'm too sexy for my hat

Hiei: Too sexy for my hat

Both: What do you think about that?

Hiei: I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touché on the catwalk

During his solo Hiei had successfully taken off his cloak, thrown it on Toguro, who was using it to make out with Genkai, as well as his black tank top.

Kurama: I'm too sexy for my

Hiei: Too sexy for my

Kurama: Too sexy for my

Both: `Cos I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk

Kurama: I'm too sexy for my cat

Hiei: too sexy for my cat

Both: poor pussy poor pussy cat

Kurama: I'm too sexy for my love

Hiei: too sexy for my love

Both: Love's going to leave me

Kurama: And I'm too sexy for this song.

With that the lights were turned on by Jin and everyone got a good look at the two demon lovers. Both their shirts had vanished, and they were currently making out on top of the table, having gotten so turned on by the song, considering halfway through the song they had stopped going back to back and began to rub together in places ( a/n: OTHER places, if you catch my drift ^_~) Chu had commenced in making out with Shizuru, Genkai and Toguro had long since disappeared under Hiei's disgarded cloak, Kieko and Yusuke were once again making out, Kuronue and Karasu had fainted, Bui looked at Hiei with loving eyes, Elder Toguro was cackling like the Wicked Witch from the West, Touya was waiting for Jin to come back from flicking on the lights, Botan and Koenma had disappeared into the kitchen again, and Yukina was giggling as Kuwabara picked up his cat, saying "Its ok Eichichi, they didn't mean what they said about you."

After apologizing to the fuzz ball with a face, tail, and limbs, Kuwabara looked up, coughed VERY loudly, and said " Ok who's going next?"

Yusuke looked up. "I'll do this dare."

Darkdemonchild: muhahahaha that was soo much fun!!! Hehehe just picture it: Kurama and Hiei acting like strippers on a table singing to I'm Too Sexy and making Karasu and Kuronue faint. It was just too good to resist. ^_^ please review with more dare ideas!