Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ To Fly on Silver Wings ❯ "My first..." ( Chapter 7 )

LK: Hiya everybody! This chapter is not the original one. When the story was stripped off Fanfiction.net, this chapter was one of three that were lost forever to the depths of Fanficdom's Pit of Deleted Fanfics. The original was, fortunately, a short filler chapter, and therefore not essential to the actual story. This time around, I shall try to do better to make sure that all of my chapters are backed up. And, with that said, on with the fic!

Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to anything in this fic except the concept of E.O.Fs and myself. So get off my back, you bloodsucking lawyers! >.<

LK: Dig in everyone! Oh, and Inuyasha...

Inuyasha: Hmph.

LK: I've got some Ramen for you... (holds up steaming cup of noodles)

Inuyasha: RAMEN!!! (jumps over everyone and snatches cup out of her hands) My Ramen! (starts gobbling them up furiously)

LK: O-kay... n.n;

Shippo: What's this stuff? (points at a container of Bing cherries)

LK: Bing Cherries! (swipes them) MINE!

Kuwabara: Ooohh! Let me see! Let me see!

LK: MINE! <growl> (demonic aura starts to build)

Kuwabara: Eep! (backs off)

Yoko: Exactly what is she talking about?

Marki: No idea. -.-; Inuyasha, stop eating all the Ramen!

Inuyasha: (ignores her and continues munching)

Marki: <sigh> -.-*

LK: (eats a Bing cherry, is sucking on the pit) Mmmmm... (in total bliss)

Sanosuke: (is trying to break into the safe) Let me see... 31... 43...76...2...90... nope...58...76...86...3..2...nope...6...

Kaiba: You'll never get in that way.

Sanosuke: I'd like to see you doit!

Kaiba: With pleasure... (moves Sano out of the way, studies it)

Meanwhile...

Toboe: Can I try one?

LK: (still in bliss) Sure... ( holds out cherry)

Toboe: Thanks! (reaches out to get it, is beaten to it by Koenma) Hey!

Koenma: (eats it) Hmm. Not bad.

Toboe: That was for me...

Koenma: Hush. Your pallet is not sophisticated enough to enjoy food like this properly.

Toboe: But she gave it to me...

Koenma: Didn't I tell you to hush already? (fails to notice the dark, ominous shadow rising up behind him)

Toboe: <whimper>

Koenma: You are such a(doesn't get to finish because LK attacks him with a wooden club)

LK: BOP! BOP! BOP! (smacking him repeatedly)

Koenma: Augh! Ouch! OW! Yeouch!

LK: BOP! BOP! BOP! (still smacking him)

Koenma: Oof! Ow! Ouch! Yeow!

LK: BOP! BOP! BOP! (continues to smack him mercilessly)

Yusuke: You want to go and stop her?

Miroku: Not really... -.-; (various cries of "OUCH!" and "BOP!" can be heard in the background)

Yusuke: Didn't think so. (wanders over to see what Sano and Kaiba are doing)

Back to Sano and Kaiba...

Sano: What are you waiting for?! Divine inspiration?!?

Kaiba: What I'm waiting for, BLEEP, is for the schematics for the safe that I sent for from Kaiba Corp.

Sano: YOU CALLEDME A BLEEP, YOU BLEEP?!?!?!

Kaiba: YES, I DID! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

Sano: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD!!!!! (they get into a fight, dust cloud broils up)

Back to the others...

Koenma is lying on the ground with many huge lumps on his head.

Koenma: ******OUCH****** @.@

LK: I'm sorry, Toboe. Here's your cherry. (holds out another one)

Toboe: Yay! (eats cherry) Mmmmmm! Good!

LK: I'm glad you like them! n.n

Back to the safe...

Sano & Kaiba: (still fighting, Sano's foot hits the door of the safe)

Safe: (pops open with an audible CLICK!)

S&K: (cease fighting and stare at the open safe)

Sano: Yay! My sake! (grabs sake)

Kaiba: That's all it took?

Yusuke: Hey, I thought LK took the sake away from you?

Sano: Yeah, but I got it back! You want some?

Yusuke: Yeah! (takes a cup off the refreshment table) Pour me some of that stuff!

Sano: Here ya go! (pours him a small amount)

Yusuke: (drinks it all in one gulp) GAH!!!!!!

Sano: Ha ha ha!!! This is the real thing! (already drunk) n.n

Yusuke: You've got that right! n.n (is tipsy)

Kaiba: What's the rest of the stuff in here? (pulls out a videotape) "My first tooth" (pulls out several others) "My first word" "My first fight" My first job" "My first "------(silence)

Sano: Hey rich boy! You wanna join us?

Kaiba: (silence)

Sano: Hey, you awake in there? (pokes Kaiba)

Kaiba: (silence)

Sano: Hey, Yushke. Cmmere.

Yusuke: (drinking out of the bottle) Huh? Ok. (weaves over)

Sano: Watch. (pokes Kaiba)

Kaiba: (silence)

Sano: Shee? Nushin. And he ain't even drunk.

Yusuke: (peers blearily at tape) What's thi...(silence)

Sano: (pokes Yusuke) Eh? You too? (looks at tape) What cha lookin at? It says...(silence)

All three sit staring silently at the tape.

Back to the others...

LK: Who else wants one?

Lynn: Me! Me!

LK: Here! (gives her one)

Lynn: (eats it) n.n Yummy!

Toboe: Could I have another one?

LK: Sure sweetie! (gives him one)

Toboe: n.n

Inuyasha: Hmph. I'm gonna go and see what the others are up to. (A/N: By the way, the safe is in a different room.) (walks out)

Miroku: I'll come with you! (follows)

LK: Now it's time to... Beautify our Bishies!

All the girls: YAY!!!!!!!

LK: Go and get your bishies!!

Girls: (go and get bishies)

Roxanne: Perry, have you seen Kaiba?

Perry: No. Have you seen Sano?

Roxanne: No. (tail twitches nervously) Ohhnn. You don't think they left already?

Perry: I don't know about you, but Sano can't tolerate parties that don't have alcohol. Right, Kenshin?

Kenshin: Sano is certainly one who likes his drink.

Sesshomaru: (is quietly sitting in a Lay-Z-Boy recliner drinking Sobe Energy and munching on Cheetos)

James: (stuffing himself silly)

Alexis: James! Slow down or you'll...

James: (clutches at his throat) Urk!

Alexis: (applies the Heimlich maneuver successfully) ...choke.

Yoko: (is having his tail brushed) This actually feels very nice...

Marki: (calling) Inuyasha! Where are you?

Mikka: (is brushing Hiei's hair) How in the world do you get your hair to stand up like this?

Hiei: (smirk) Hn. Not telling.

Kaze: (is pushing back Odd's cuticles) Don't bother, Mikka. Odd's hair does the same thing and he won't tell me either.

Odd: Ouch! That hurt, Kaze!

Kaze: Well if you took care of them like you're supposed to, then you wouldn't have this problem!

Odd: (mutters something about not enough time and fighting Xana (sp?))

Kaze: Don't you give me that excuse.

Odd: (sits sulking and muttering ow occasionally)

Marki: Inuyasha! Ramen!

Inuyasha: (comes in running) Where?!?

Marki: <sigh> Why am I surrounded by idiots? (grabs him by the ear) You're coming with me.

Inuyasha: OW! Hey! I can walk, you know! OW! (is dragged off)

Artemis: (is snuggling with Hige) Mmmm...Fuzz-Fuzz...

Hige: (is snuggling back) Mmmm...Dreamer...

Kitty: (petting and brushing Kiba) My lovely Wulfie...

Kiba: (lying in her lap contentedly) zzzzz....

Kira: (sketching Jin) Could you float a little to the left?

Jin: Aw cmon this is borin! Can I at least get meself a mite to eat?

Kira: I'm almost finished.

Jin: Hmph.

Lauren: (munching on pizza)

Touya: (sitting...)

LK: (still preening Yoko) Let's see... You know what? I think I'm going to braid a few silver streamers into your hair and tail!

Yoko: What!?!

LK: Aw cmon! It'll be so pretty!

Yoko: No way! (runs)

LK: Wait! (chases)

Yoko runs into the room where Sano, Kaiba, Yusuke, and Miroku are and shuts the door.

Yoko: (locks door) There is no way that you are going to braid things into my fur! (turns and notices the boys sitting there) What are you guys doing up here? Hiding? (strolls over) I wouldn't blame you. What are you looking at? (reads title) (...silence...)

They sit there, silently staring at the tape, slowly developing nosebleeds.

LK: Yoko? You in there? (jiggles handle) Must be. Now which key was it....? (flips through keyring) Ah! (inserts key into lock, unlocks door and opens it) Come on, Yoko! I promise it won't be...too...many...

Outside the room...

LK: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!! OUT! OUT! OUT!!!!! (kicks all of them out of the room and slams door)

Everyone else: (comes running into the hallway)

Tai: There you are, Yusuke! What have you been doing?! I was calling you! (bends over him, catches a whiff of his breath) Woah! You've been drinking! And you're underage, too! (A/N: WARNING! DO NOT DRINK WHEN YOU'RE UNDER AGE! IS BAD FOR YOU!)

Perry: Sano! Where'd you get the alcohol?

Sano: (is totally out of it) @.@

Roxanne: Were you drinking too, Kaiba?

Kaiba: (still in shock) ...nooo?

Roxanne: (shakes him gently) Hello? Earth to Kaiba? Anyone home?

Kaiba: Whaa? @.@

Roxanne: <sigh> Looks like this calls for drastic measures... (leans close to his ear) Kaiba, your corporation just called. They say they have proof that Joey Wheeler is a better duelist than you.

Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.O (faints) X.X

Roxanne: Oops. I think I overdid it. U.U;

Hige: (goes out and returns with a pail of water) Kaiba, this is your wakeup call! If you don't contradict me by the count of three, I will dump this bucket of water on you. One...Two...

Kaiba: X.X

Hige: THREE! (drenches Kaiba)

Kaiba: Ackpth! What the h---?!? Why am I sopping wet? (sees Hige with the bucket) Why you...! Come here so that I can...! (staggers to his feet and chases Hige)

Hige: Ha ha! Rich boy's all wet! (runs)

Roxanne: Come back, Kaiba! (follows)

Artemis: (munching on sausage)

LK: (comes out of room with a forced smile) Hi! I think we should go back to the other room before anything else happens.

Everyone: ok.

(returns to room and gets back to what they were doing, unconscious bishies revive without memory of event)

LK: I hope this was funny.

Yoko: If anyone wants to know what the tape said, it said "My first po-mmph!"

LK: (has hand covering Yoko's mouth) n.n;;;;; He he! Don't mind him! He's still in shock and is babbling nonsense! R&R!

Yoko: Mmph!