Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ To Grandmother's house we go! ❯ Evicted?? No way! ( Chapter 1 )

"ACK!" you yell as you fall with a thump onto the floor. `What time is it?' you wonder. You reach over to you alarm clock to check the time, but there are no numbers. You smell something foul and walk over to your fridge. "EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW! Super gross!" you screech, as you smell whatever's in there. It looks like fish, but you can never be sure in your apartment.

`What the hell is going on around here?' you wonder out loud.

You decide to get some fresh air and walk outside. After a few moments, you turn to come back in and are startled by what you see. There, on the front of your apartment door, is a big, bright eviction notice. "CRAP!!" you yelp, wondering why you didn't notice sooner.

`Oh no! What am I going to do?" you ponder frantically. "I know! I'll stay with grandma!! I never really knew her that well, but I'm sure she'll help me out!" You walk back inside and pack up your things. You have a few things that you can't carry, so you sell them to a local pawnshop, and off you go!!

To pass the time, you sing. "Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go! Oh, man!!" you had reached the staircase that everyone had always talked about.

FLASHBACK!!

"God, I swear if I never climb up those stairs again, it will be too soon!" your mother and father had just come home from visiting your grandmother, which they rarely do. You always wondered why they would never let you come with them…………..

END FLASHBACK

You sighed and stared up the endless staircase of doom.

You were panting by the time you reached the top. You collapsed into a heap of sweaty tiredness. Pant pant "I'd better go see" pant pant "if G-ma is home" So you got up and saw what was obviously her house, or one big ass garage. "Wow! That is one big ass garage!" you thought and headed for the door.

Before you had reached it, a teenage boy with brown hair and brown eyes came walking out. "And make sure you find her before tonight!!" he shouted over his shoulder. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever you big baby!" a voice shouted back from inside the house/ garage.

The boy stopped dead in his tracks as soon as he saw you. "Yo!!" you said pointing your fingers at him like a gun. "Never mind," the boy yelled to the people inside the house "Consider phase 1 of this mission cancelled!"

"Oooooo! A mission?" you asked "Like in Mission Impossible? Tom Cruise is sooooooooooooo smokin' hot!!" Then you started humming the Mission Impossible theme song and sneaking around with your fingers in the shape of a gun.

By this time the people from inside the house came out to see what all the ruckus was about. <A.N I wonder who they are>

"Hey! You! What are you doing on my property! I don't even know you!!" shouted an old lady. "Aw! You mean you don't even know your own loving granddaughter?" you asked innocently.

Sorry! It's short, I know! I am just trying to get all my stuff off my computer and posted on the Internet!! I may or may not write another chapter for this, so if you really like it, don't get your hopes up!! Toodles!