Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ To the hell with the abyss.doc ❯ Foxes and their potions… / or, never get on the wrong side of your girlfriend! ( Chapter 7 )
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By: Suryallee 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.21.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.6K | Visits: 262 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.21.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.6K | Visits: 262 | Status: Completed
To The Hell With The Abyss
Chapter 8
Foxes and their potions… / or, never get on the wrong side of your girlfriend!
“YOU TWO ARE WHAAAT!?!”
Suichi Minamiro aka Yoko Kurama sat flat on his butt when the two finally entered his temporally home and told him what happened.
That meant;
Yusuke was busy to try to rescue Kurama from a peeved Hiei!
He tried his hardest to hold on a very angry fire apparition, in order to stop said one from strangling a certain fox…now.
And Hiei on the other hand tried to avoid Yusukes grasp, and to get out of Yusukes firm hold on his body after the teen got him, without to harm his mate, in order to kill the idiotic fox in almost his reach on the floor!
It was indeed a funny picture to watch, if you was not Kurama at the moment that was sure!
Kurama flinched under Hiei's death glare (not to mention the send thoughts in his mind!) and hurried to get out of the reach from the hi-yokai for now. Then he sat down again and tried to make sense out of the new information’s he just got in.
So, the two had mated; that alone was a surprise for the fox-demon, but
PREGNANT?
BOTH??
The ancient spirit fox hit his head with one hand and groaned;
`Wonderful! Just wonderful, now I have to baby-sit not only two *children who think they are adults* no, I have to watch over two pregnant ones! And with my luck the both get twins! I never get out of this alive!!`
This and other thoughts in that line crossed the mind of Kurama at the moment. Silently pitting himself for having such a bad luck and asking what the hell he did sooo badly in his former live to deserve this punishment!
The Yoko forgot completely one important thing again, not that anyone could blame him really, he was tired as hell and that dimmed his normal crafty mind vehemently!
Suddenly it hit the fox-demon hard;
“Waiteaminute!” he uncharacteristically spat out in one rush.
`What was that with Hiei’s ramblings about a potion again? `
…!`
Kurama practically flow to his drawer in his hurry to open the hidden cabinet in there.
`Oh Nooo! That can’t be true! `
The tall red head blinked a few times to get fully in what his sleepy mind forgot to notice a few hoers ago;
What kind of potion was exactly missing!
His thoughts began to spin, trying its hardest to remember every detail Kurama know about this particular mix of plants and Makai magic.
Then he paled even more;
“Bu…but thahahat that never happened before…!”
The fox stuttered now completely out of his normal collected self. Kurama could not understand it, Hiei and he had used this potion often.
Even in their heats!
Never happened anything like this before, they only had their fun.
“Will you tell me, that you needed until now to figure out that I was talking about this potion all the time, Kurama?!”
Hiei tried with a snarl to break free of Yusukes hold on him to hit some sense back in the stupid fox in his frond vision!
“Hiei!
Would you please calm Down!
You will only end up needing Kuramas toilette if you don’t stop this right now and besides that, I feel rather unwell when you squirm in my arms like this!”
Hiei's body went perfectly still in Yusukes grab in the same second the teen used the dammed word*toilette*.
The word alone was so horrifying to the short demon that he stopped to struggle and turned around to bury his face into Yusukes warm shirt.
Suddenly it hit the demon hard what Yusuke must have gone through when Hiei had told him that he wanted a child from him!
Quietly groaning, the yokai came to the conclusion that this was really not funny.
But who had thought that he could get pregnant too?!
Hiei turned around again to the red head, which just stand before his drawer and burned holes into the skin of his friend’s backside with his glare.
The short demon could not believe that he was indeed, pregnant!
And to make the situation completely worse; Yusuke too!
It was not that Hiei did not want the Childs, Yusukes or his own doesn’t mattered to him at the moment, he only thought of the consequents of this chaotic and entirely mad situation.
If only one of the enemies of Yusukes or Hiei found that out…
Better not to think about it too closely!
They both would be death in the very same minute!!!
Both could not defend themselves when they where like this, and their enemies would take advantage of their current state too fast.
He shuddered at the thought of what these scum’s would do with pleasure to their unborn kids.
Hiei had seen things like this to often in his live.
And as it seemed, the dump fox finally got it too. To decide from the sudden look of utter terror on his features, finally!
Hiei snarled loudly and tried again to get the collar of the fox to kill him for his stupidity, and again; he was stopped by Yusukes firm hold on him to do just that!
The fox demon got his confusion fast back under control by this sight.
He needed his brain now! And not his imagination of what could be or not.
Kurama could not believe that this had indeed happened. It must have to do something with Hiei's part korime heritage, there was no other way! But why, had it then never happened before?
The ancient fox thought about these and other facts seriously before he went his gaze back to his two friends and their *dilemma*.
Never in his entire thousand years old live had happened something crazy like this before, Kurama was completely flustered.
But he got sidetracked from his former want to tell them what he thought, from a sudden very angry female voice in his doorway;
“You two are what?
…!
Kurama *chan* would you please explain this to me so I can ring your sorry neck for what you did to the two!”
He cringed by the sound of the voice of his beloved mate to be and tried to make himself as small as a fox in human shape could possible get;
`Oh shit! `
Keiko had just used the keas she got form Kurama to enter his new apartment to look after her new boyfriend, when a sudden shout of two voices she knew all to well, got her full attention at once.
She tiptoed as silent as she could on the steps who lead upstairs to his bedroom and opened the door to the named room; silently wondering why the hell nobody had noticed her appearance by now!
It was then when the woman heard what had happened to her two friends.
But more importantly to Keiko was the fact; Kurama had something to do with it!!
Her first reaction was, to sit down on her backside and try to get in that Yusuke and Hiei where pregnant.
How could this happen anyway?
She shakes her head forcefully to get the thoughts out of it, which popped in and thought over this all more.
But when she saw Kuramas reaction and more importantly Hiei's and heard Yusukes words she got fast back to her feet again and opened the door fully.
Before she could do something the demon in Yusukes hold stopped his mad struggle for a short period and her boy friend reacted more confuse as she ever saw him before.
When Keiko saw Hiei trying to kill her friend again after this, she decided to make her presence known.
Three gazes of utter confusion greeted the petite brunette after her sudden question.
Yusuke groaned simply and tried to hide behind his new mate; silently cursing on both, Kurama and Hiei when he saw Keikos *look*.
Hiei gulped suddenly for the first time of his live in fearing the wrath of this particular female ningen, after he got a death glare from said one. His body went limp in Yusukes hold again; something in her look told the demon it would be healthier for him to stop his task to kill her boyfriend.
Kurama meanwhile was simply sure that it would have better for him to be killed from his former partner in crime!
Keiko ignored him thankfully for the moment and stepped to the fire apparition and Yusuke.
She said in a soothing voice;
“You two know, that you better stop this behave before you hurt your unborn children and yourself, yes?
Hiei san, I understand completely that you feel rather angry at the moment but would you please calm down so we all could find a way out of this? Or will you hurt your mate and yourself!”
Hiei looked at Keiko as if she had suddenly two heads instead of one. But then he thought shortly over her words and nodded.
He went around again and began to hold Yusuke as near as possible.
Meanwhile, Keiko turned her gaze to Kurama who had tried to hide behind his bed.
The fox cringed when he spotted the certain glimmer in Keiko’s eyes; she was pissed!
Back in time he had often laughed along with Hiei when the girl slapped their former captain down with one hit of her famous slaps, but now he thought it would have been better he had spend more interest in her slap attacks as to laugh.
Hell, even Shu had not wanted to get on her bad site, after the drunken warrior saw her hit Yusuke down with only one of them.
She was really not aggressive normally, but when you got her too angry, Keiko could react to that rather badly!
Now it was him who was into her line of vision and Kurama was sure, this time he was very near to get his first one ever from her, if he did not something very fast.
“Uhh, you will not believe me when I tell you that this all has surprised me too, nor would you?”
At the stern look of Keiko Ukimura, Kurama knew he was in, this time!
`Uhh Oh, wrong choose of words! `
“Here drink this Yusuke, it helps you with the effects of the sick feeling into your stomach and will calm your nerves. Do you want some more Hiei?”
She soothed the fire apparition with soft strokes over his back meanwhile he was very busy to empty his hurting stomach into a dammed toilette, again!
After Hiei got down from his anger, he found out in a rather bad way that Keiko and his mate where right about their warnings to him.
Luckily for his sorry stomach, her strange tee helped allot more as Hiei had thought. Maybe it was good after all that the female knew about this, she was more helpful at the moment as the fox!
Said fox sat on his bed and hold his right face side with his hand
Under the very same hand was a perfect handprint of his beloved and now completely mad at him girlfriend, to see.
`It hurts like hell! `
Kurama needed full 10 minutes to find his way back in the land of living after she hit him. He even did not see it coming, that fast was Keikos slap.
Kurama mused it must have to do with her long practise to hit Yusuke, that she was this fast.
And so the first what the fox saw after he opened his eyes again, was Yusukes laughing eyes, who dared to ask him innocently how he felt!! But luckily he gave him a cool pack too.
But if this was not enough to hurt his damaged pride even more, Hiei dared to smirk at Kurama with one of his famous smirks, just before he run to his bathroom for the first time.
Much to Kuramas slightly perverted happiness right after he saw him smirk.
After allot explanations and more musings about this all (and not to mention, that Keiko was constantly ignoring him since then!) later, they all calmed down and tried to sort out what they where supposed to do now.
She was really helpful now, Kurama never had have own cups in his former live. He did not want to have any and avoided it with all of his strength and wisdom to get in such a situation like this.
But Keiko was brought up into the ningenkai and so she learned early about these things, thus she was a female who normally had to go through this shit.
The yokai in human shape vowed silently to him of two things;
First, that he never, never ever wanted to get her this angry again, to slap him!
And secondly, that he would never in his live again, dare to make jokes about pregnant females!
After one look on his two normally so strong friends, he was only glad that this had not happened to him!
A tactician, like Hiei naturally was it, had figured the dangers of this situation out very fast.
That was why the apparition had acted these angry.
Kurama knew it would be very difficult to hide their little secret for the next six months, in order to keep his friends save.
And their offspring too!
But that was what you got when you use one of his potions without asking him first. Hiei must have known it better, to use these one without to ask him first! But it was his fault also; Kurama knew that he was careless with this particular one. He should have search after the effects of it more first and besides that, Hiei had only known what Kurama told him about it.
As his lovely mate to be, put it so nicely into words!
Silently watching Keiko now, when she tried to help Hiei and Yusuke, the fox-demon sights silently and asked himself the second time in this particular night, what he had done that bad in his former live to deserve *this* punishment!
Smiles!
Another chappy done.
Hope you had fun by reading this; I definitely had when I wrote it!
I love to torture them! Until the next time,
Suryallee
Chapter 8
Foxes and their potions… / or, never get on the wrong side of your girlfriend!
“YOU TWO ARE WHAAAT!?!”
Suichi Minamiro aka Yoko Kurama sat flat on his butt when the two finally entered his temporally home and told him what happened.
That meant;
Yusuke was busy to try to rescue Kurama from a peeved Hiei!
He tried his hardest to hold on a very angry fire apparition, in order to stop said one from strangling a certain fox…now.
And Hiei on the other hand tried to avoid Yusukes grasp, and to get out of Yusukes firm hold on his body after the teen got him, without to harm his mate, in order to kill the idiotic fox in almost his reach on the floor!
It was indeed a funny picture to watch, if you was not Kurama at the moment that was sure!
Kurama flinched under Hiei's death glare (not to mention the send thoughts in his mind!) and hurried to get out of the reach from the hi-yokai for now. Then he sat down again and tried to make sense out of the new information’s he just got in.
So, the two had mated; that alone was a surprise for the fox-demon, but
PREGNANT?
BOTH??
The ancient spirit fox hit his head with one hand and groaned;
`Wonderful! Just wonderful, now I have to baby-sit not only two *children who think they are adults* no, I have to watch over two pregnant ones! And with my luck the both get twins! I never get out of this alive!!`
This and other thoughts in that line crossed the mind of Kurama at the moment. Silently pitting himself for having such a bad luck and asking what the hell he did sooo badly in his former live to deserve this punishment!
The Yoko forgot completely one important thing again, not that anyone could blame him really, he was tired as hell and that dimmed his normal crafty mind vehemently!
Suddenly it hit the fox-demon hard;
“Waiteaminute!” he uncharacteristically spat out in one rush.
`What was that with Hiei’s ramblings about a potion again? `
…!`
Kurama practically flow to his drawer in his hurry to open the hidden cabinet in there.
`Oh Nooo! That can’t be true! `
The tall red head blinked a few times to get fully in what his sleepy mind forgot to notice a few hoers ago;
What kind of potion was exactly missing!
His thoughts began to spin, trying its hardest to remember every detail Kurama know about this particular mix of plants and Makai magic.
Then he paled even more;
“Bu…but thahahat that never happened before…!”
The fox stuttered now completely out of his normal collected self. Kurama could not understand it, Hiei and he had used this potion often.
Even in their heats!
Never happened anything like this before, they only had their fun.
“Will you tell me, that you needed until now to figure out that I was talking about this potion all the time, Kurama?!”
Hiei tried with a snarl to break free of Yusukes hold on him to hit some sense back in the stupid fox in his frond vision!
“Hiei!
Would you please calm Down!
You will only end up needing Kuramas toilette if you don’t stop this right now and besides that, I feel rather unwell when you squirm in my arms like this!”
Hiei's body went perfectly still in Yusukes grab in the same second the teen used the dammed word*toilette*.
The word alone was so horrifying to the short demon that he stopped to struggle and turned around to bury his face into Yusukes warm shirt.
Suddenly it hit the demon hard what Yusuke must have gone through when Hiei had told him that he wanted a child from him!
Quietly groaning, the yokai came to the conclusion that this was really not funny.
But who had thought that he could get pregnant too?!
Hiei turned around again to the red head, which just stand before his drawer and burned holes into the skin of his friend’s backside with his glare.
The short demon could not believe that he was indeed, pregnant!
And to make the situation completely worse; Yusuke too!
It was not that Hiei did not want the Childs, Yusukes or his own doesn’t mattered to him at the moment, he only thought of the consequents of this chaotic and entirely mad situation.
If only one of the enemies of Yusukes or Hiei found that out…
Better not to think about it too closely!
They both would be death in the very same minute!!!
Both could not defend themselves when they where like this, and their enemies would take advantage of their current state too fast.
He shuddered at the thought of what these scum’s would do with pleasure to their unborn kids.
Hiei had seen things like this to often in his live.
And as it seemed, the dump fox finally got it too. To decide from the sudden look of utter terror on his features, finally!
Hiei snarled loudly and tried again to get the collar of the fox to kill him for his stupidity, and again; he was stopped by Yusukes firm hold on him to do just that!
The fox demon got his confusion fast back under control by this sight.
He needed his brain now! And not his imagination of what could be or not.
Kurama could not believe that this had indeed happened. It must have to do something with Hiei's part korime heritage, there was no other way! But why, had it then never happened before?
The ancient fox thought about these and other facts seriously before he went his gaze back to his two friends and their *dilemma*.
Never in his entire thousand years old live had happened something crazy like this before, Kurama was completely flustered.
But he got sidetracked from his former want to tell them what he thought, from a sudden very angry female voice in his doorway;
“You two are what?
…!
Kurama *chan* would you please explain this to me so I can ring your sorry neck for what you did to the two!”
He cringed by the sound of the voice of his beloved mate to be and tried to make himself as small as a fox in human shape could possible get;
`Oh shit! `
Keiko had just used the keas she got form Kurama to enter his new apartment to look after her new boyfriend, when a sudden shout of two voices she knew all to well, got her full attention at once.
She tiptoed as silent as she could on the steps who lead upstairs to his bedroom and opened the door to the named room; silently wondering why the hell nobody had noticed her appearance by now!
It was then when the woman heard what had happened to her two friends.
But more importantly to Keiko was the fact; Kurama had something to do with it!!
Her first reaction was, to sit down on her backside and try to get in that Yusuke and Hiei where pregnant.
How could this happen anyway?
She shakes her head forcefully to get the thoughts out of it, which popped in and thought over this all more.
But when she saw Kuramas reaction and more importantly Hiei's and heard Yusukes words she got fast back to her feet again and opened the door fully.
Before she could do something the demon in Yusukes hold stopped his mad struggle for a short period and her boy friend reacted more confuse as she ever saw him before.
When Keiko saw Hiei trying to kill her friend again after this, she decided to make her presence known.
Three gazes of utter confusion greeted the petite brunette after her sudden question.
Yusuke groaned simply and tried to hide behind his new mate; silently cursing on both, Kurama and Hiei when he saw Keikos *look*.
Hiei gulped suddenly for the first time of his live in fearing the wrath of this particular female ningen, after he got a death glare from said one. His body went limp in Yusukes hold again; something in her look told the demon it would be healthier for him to stop his task to kill her boyfriend.
Kurama meanwhile was simply sure that it would have better for him to be killed from his former partner in crime!
Keiko ignored him thankfully for the moment and stepped to the fire apparition and Yusuke.
She said in a soothing voice;
“You two know, that you better stop this behave before you hurt your unborn children and yourself, yes?
Hiei san, I understand completely that you feel rather angry at the moment but would you please calm down so we all could find a way out of this? Or will you hurt your mate and yourself!”
Hiei looked at Keiko as if she had suddenly two heads instead of one. But then he thought shortly over her words and nodded.
He went around again and began to hold Yusuke as near as possible.
Meanwhile, Keiko turned her gaze to Kurama who had tried to hide behind his bed.
The fox cringed when he spotted the certain glimmer in Keiko’s eyes; she was pissed!
Back in time he had often laughed along with Hiei when the girl slapped their former captain down with one hit of her famous slaps, but now he thought it would have been better he had spend more interest in her slap attacks as to laugh.
Hell, even Shu had not wanted to get on her bad site, after the drunken warrior saw her hit Yusuke down with only one of them.
She was really not aggressive normally, but when you got her too angry, Keiko could react to that rather badly!
Now it was him who was into her line of vision and Kurama was sure, this time he was very near to get his first one ever from her, if he did not something very fast.
“Uhh, you will not believe me when I tell you that this all has surprised me too, nor would you?”
At the stern look of Keiko Ukimura, Kurama knew he was in, this time!
`Uhh Oh, wrong choose of words! `
“Here drink this Yusuke, it helps you with the effects of the sick feeling into your stomach and will calm your nerves. Do you want some more Hiei?”
She soothed the fire apparition with soft strokes over his back meanwhile he was very busy to empty his hurting stomach into a dammed toilette, again!
After Hiei got down from his anger, he found out in a rather bad way that Keiko and his mate where right about their warnings to him.
Luckily for his sorry stomach, her strange tee helped allot more as Hiei had thought. Maybe it was good after all that the female knew about this, she was more helpful at the moment as the fox!
Said fox sat on his bed and hold his right face side with his hand
Under the very same hand was a perfect handprint of his beloved and now completely mad at him girlfriend, to see.
`It hurts like hell! `
Kurama needed full 10 minutes to find his way back in the land of living after she hit him. He even did not see it coming, that fast was Keikos slap.
Kurama mused it must have to do with her long practise to hit Yusuke, that she was this fast.
And so the first what the fox saw after he opened his eyes again, was Yusukes laughing eyes, who dared to ask him innocently how he felt!! But luckily he gave him a cool pack too.
But if this was not enough to hurt his damaged pride even more, Hiei dared to smirk at Kurama with one of his famous smirks, just before he run to his bathroom for the first time.
Much to Kuramas slightly perverted happiness right after he saw him smirk.
After allot explanations and more musings about this all (and not to mention, that Keiko was constantly ignoring him since then!) later, they all calmed down and tried to sort out what they where supposed to do now.
She was really helpful now, Kurama never had have own cups in his former live. He did not want to have any and avoided it with all of his strength and wisdom to get in such a situation like this.
But Keiko was brought up into the ningenkai and so she learned early about these things, thus she was a female who normally had to go through this shit.
The yokai in human shape vowed silently to him of two things;
First, that he never, never ever wanted to get her this angry again, to slap him!
And secondly, that he would never in his live again, dare to make jokes about pregnant females!
After one look on his two normally so strong friends, he was only glad that this had not happened to him!
A tactician, like Hiei naturally was it, had figured the dangers of this situation out very fast.
That was why the apparition had acted these angry.
Kurama knew it would be very difficult to hide their little secret for the next six months, in order to keep his friends save.
And their offspring too!
But that was what you got when you use one of his potions without asking him first. Hiei must have known it better, to use these one without to ask him first! But it was his fault also; Kurama knew that he was careless with this particular one. He should have search after the effects of it more first and besides that, Hiei had only known what Kurama told him about it.
As his lovely mate to be, put it so nicely into words!
Silently watching Keiko now, when she tried to help Hiei and Yusuke, the fox-demon sights silently and asked himself the second time in this particular night, what he had done that bad in his former live to deserve *this* punishment!
Smiles!
Another chappy done.
Hope you had fun by reading this; I definitely had when I wrote it!
I love to torture them! Until the next time,
Suryallee