Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Top Things That Hiei Would NOT Say!!! ❯ The one and only chapter! ( One-Shot )

TOP THINGS THAT HIEI WOULD NOT SAY!!!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN YYH, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO!!! -__-

I'm too sexy for my ____ song.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout song.

Other songs.

I'll dye my hair today.

I do not want to make my hair defy all laws of gravity today, maybe tomorrow.

Do you wanna go out with me?!?

I decided to try out this `college' thing and get a degree. It sounds like fun!

Do I look good in this dress?

Do you want to go to an amusement park or something?

I am reading now!

I do not want to drink my daily cup of coffee today, maybe later.

Have you heard about that celebrity.. (gossip)

I think that _______ looks hot!

That was sooo five minutes ago! Whatever! Totally! ( valley girl talk)

Do not worry, Kuwabara is a nice and innocent person.

I'll do all the chores.

Me sword? Oh, I traded it for an all collectible Barbie 2000 doll. It is sooo cool!

Should I let my hair grow out like Kurama's !?!?

Huh?

I have been reading Animeangel007's dictionaries and encyclopedias.

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